By NocturneD/Wingz
Note: Another piece of news is that I will be doing another Arthur story but since I'm not getting a lot of respect from the section I just might move on to writing another story and try again some other time and write for a different section. I certainly did gain some allies such as Strickland-Propane, Dante, and Dead-Composer. Thank you guys again; this might be the last chapter.
The dark damp hallways stank of old rust and mildew building up as the team continues to walk through the foul mess. It was soon started to get hopeless for them, as the hallway seemed to never end, it seemed like they were walking for miles on end… Just then Mr. Ratburn made them stop by putting his arms out to make them freeze for a moment.
"Everyone hold it, does anyone else hear that?" Ratburn asked.
"What?" Darien asked.
"Listen…" Ratburn replied, just then Buster farted really loud. He farted so loud it echoed through the long hallway.
"Eh god Buster." Francine held onto her nose to not breathe in the smell.
"Not that." Ratburn remarked, "Listen." With that moment, the team started to hear the sounds of moaning and shuffling towards them. They sounded like they were close and were out in the front somewhere, and then it sounds like there were coming from the back. "Let's blast some ass!"
Meanwhile up on the roof Bo Baxter was trying to open up the ventilation shaft to let everyone slide in and reach the destination. Mrs. McGrady was busy firing at the terminator like creature who was blowing chunks off of the school with its rocket launching weapon, with each blast a bigger hole opens to let the zombies crawl in and a bigger chance of the infection starting all over again.
"Hostile human, eliminate!" The alligator man raised its rocket launcher at the rooftop and fired a heavy missile destroying it literally enough to make it come crashing down on the floor below them, so they did and everyone below them died… Except for Snoop Dog and the blueberry pie because they managed to have jetpacks at the moment and flew out of Elwood City.
Back to Mr. Ratburn and his team in the long hallway, it was bad very bad for them right now as the zombies shown themselves and started their assault. Mr. Ratburn open fired with his shotgun and soon everyone was firing their weapons at the zombies rushing towards them. Wingz and Louis escaped out of an open manhole coincidently that leads them outside, soon Carlos, Mora, Francine, Katharine, and Buster followed along with Mr. Ratburn who was injured by getting bit in the shoulder area, then out came Darien who was totally zombiefied quickly. Carlos shot the poor soul in the head and took his magnum, the group started to run to an open car lot to where they found a van. Wingz hotwired it and immediately drove off to the nearest ship docking bay to find a sailboat with no attendant on board or so they thought. Parking the van at an odd angle on the docking bay so the zombies couldn't get pasted it unless they want to get wet. They ran and jumped onto the first deck and untied the rope connecting it from the boat to the dock, Wingz found the key already in the ignition and started it up. Carlos steered it and soon they were on their way out of Elwood city.
"It's finally over…" Louis sighed.
"Oh damn, did we forget to go back to the school?" Katharine was reminded.
"Meh, who cares…?" Wingz replied, for no apparent reason a shark jump out of the water and pulled Mr. Ratburn to the bottom of the water and ate him. "Where'd he go?" Wingz noticed the copy of CRACKWHORE magazine still sitting on the floor and started reading it.
"So where do we go now?" Mora asked and put her hand on Carlos' shoulder.
"Uh… Well according to this map there should be an island somewhere." Carlos replied while looking at the map, Mora looked at it and said…
"Carlos, that's a kid's play map from Denny's…" Mora frowned.
"Oh… well wherever the wind takes us that will be our new home." Carlos assured, somehow this made Mora frown more.
"Did you ever get my thong back?" Mora asked.
"Uh no… It mysteriously disappeared." Carlos replied, and then his eyes look right then left suspiciously as he patted his left pant pocket is where Mora's undergarment really is.
(2 weeks later…)
"Okay, we've been on this boat for two weeks and ran out of food then we became cannibles and ate Francine!" Louis yelled.
"Yeah, who knew that a little sport loving girl could taste so good." Wingz belched and picking his teeth with a tooth pick.
"Technically you guys ate my book first…" Buster added.
"Meh, kind of useless now it was either eat the book or eat your pants…" Wingz added.
"And then you ate those too!" Buster argued, the camera slowly backed away from Buster exposing the young rabbit boy wearing his Bionic Bunny underwear.
"Hey, those Bionic Bunny underpants are going to be next!" Wingz shouted pointed. Then it made Buster shut up while clutching onto his underwear tightly almost giving himself a wedgy.
Just then Carlos blew the boat horn because he saw another boat in the distance sailing by, he pressed the button over and over again to get their attention but for some reason as the little boat got closer the more creepy the ship looked with every inch. In a couple of minutes, the smaller boat docked with the ship and climbed aboard only to find it that no one was aboard. The group stood on the first deck looking around, checking every door and all of them locked or damaged the group thought it was hopeless until they started to walk around but suddenly they started to hear shuffling and moaning coming from the inside of the ship, banging and groaning, glass shattering and hundreds and hundreds of zombies crawling out of the windows and lurching towards the gang.
"Mora there is something I want to tell you…" Carlos said, "I love you…"
"I love you too… Carlos… Kiss me…" Mora admitted and hugged Carlos hard as she can look up at him.
"Hey Katharine. Even though we met two weeks ago and was stuck on that boat for awhile… I think I love you…" Louis admitted.
"I know… I want to be with you too…" Katharine replied by hugging him tightly.
"Buster…" Wingz coughed
"Yeah?" Buster asked.
"Put some pants on…" Wingz replied, and then turned to Carlos. "Hey Carlos…"
"Yeah?" Carlos replied.
"I want to bang your girl there…" Wingz admitted.
"HEY!" Mora shouted in an offended tone.
"Hmm… Threesome… Sounds sexy… Okay you can bone Mora." Carlos accepted.
"FINE! I'M LEAVING YOU PIGS!" Mora shouted, just then Carlos and Wingz looked at each other and smiled; pulling out their handguns they fired them into Mora's face.
"Hey you shot Mora!" Buster pointed out.
"Uh she was turning into a zombie…" Carlos added.
"But did she get bitten earlier?" Buster asked, Wingz was getting tired of hearing Buster ask a million questions so he shot the rabbit in the face totally killing him.
"Ah hell everyone is doing it…" Carlos added, as he shot Katharine and Louis in the face too.
"Now what?" Wingz asked.
"Well we either get eaten by zombies or we could shoot each other…" Carlos said, the two chose the latter and shoot each other. The zombies gathered and started eating the dead bodies totally ripping them to shreds and munching on their innards…
The end…
Meanwhile at Snoop Dog's mansion he was having a monster mash party with the zombies and the terminator alligator monster. They all were smoking weed and having a good time... Then the pie let up some Mary J and started to enjoy.
"Great party Snoop." The pie commented.
"Yeah shizzle my dizzle…"
The real end…
Note: Okay not much of an ending but I wanted to end this story as fast as possible hope it didn't leave any of you not wanting to read another story by me again… Stay tuned for part 3 or a new story.