A/N: Sorry that I haven't updated earlier, the site wouldn't let me update from Microsoft Word. Actually, it wouldn't let me in at all. Wow, the15th chapter. I never thought I'd see this day.

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Chapter 15

Failing Class

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"Wanna hear a joke?" asked Sirius.

"I'm not in the mood." Said Stacy.

"Okay, there was this fish and this squid..."

"I said I'm not in the mood."

"That went to this underwater pub..."

"Shut up."

"And the fish said..."

"I SAID SHUT UP!!!"

"Okay.' Said Sirius timidly.

"Finally."

"Why are you in such a bad mood?"

"Because, because—

"She's failing Transfiguration." Said James.

"Oh." Said Sirius timidly.

"Yep, Stacy's failing my favorite subject."

"Shut up."

"You're failing?" asked Sirius.

"I already told you that."

"But you're failing."

"So?"

"You're failing..."

"Sirius, you're getting on my last nerve."

"Why don't you get some tutoring?" asked Sirius.

"That's what I said." Said James. "But she doesn't want me to tutor her because she's afraid of what Lily will say."

"And what will Lily say?"

"She'll freak because I didn't ask her to help but I asked James Potter, her 'nemesis'. And I'm really horrible at Transfiguration, I'm surprised I made it this far." Said Stacy.

"I'm her nemesis?" asked James.

"As far as she's concerned." Said Stacy.

"From another boy, to a nemesis, to a boyfriend, and once again a nemesis." Said James shaking his head.

"Tough luck Prongs."

"I just don't get it. Why won't she listen?"

"Well, she did find you with another woman kissing you..." said Stacy.

"It wasn't my fault. It's not my fault every female wants me. Even Stacy."

"Huh?" asked Stacy.

"WHAT!" yelled Sirius, outraged.

"Sirius, do you really expect me to like him?" asked Stacy.

"Stacy baby, there's no need to hide your love for me." Said James.

"WHAT!" exclaimed Stacy.

"Stacy, we gotta talk about this." Said Sirius seriously. (Yes, I know I'm writing something that's impossible. Sirius being seriouslol)

"Sirius please." Said Stacy. "I do not like him."

"What? You don't even like me as a friend?" said James.

"I said I don't like like James." Said Stacy.

"You better not." Warned Sirius.

Suddenly James started laughing.

"What's so funny?" asked Stacy.

James continued laughing. Then he called Remus to come down form the boy's dorm.

"Yeah?"

"You owe me 5 galleons." Said James.

"Oh man." Remus handed him 5 galleons.

"Ha ha. I told you that Sirius would freak."

"WHAT!" said Sirius. "YOU BETTED ON ME!"

"Yes." James was now on the floor rolling around hysterically.

"Uh huh." Remus was watching James in amusement.

"That's not a very funny joke." Said Stacy.

"Did you see the look on Sirius's face?" asked James.

"Yeah. It was worth a million galleons." Agreed Stacy. "In a good way." She added hurriedly, seeing the seething look on Sirius's face.

"I still think it was a cruel joke." Said Sirius.

"It was." Said Stacy. "Now I gotta get this homework finished before McGonagall gives me a detention. It's bad enough to fail her class."

"Let me help you." Said James.

Lily came in. "Hey Stacy, Sirius, Remus...James." She said after a pause.

"Hello." Said the three (Stacy, Sirius, Remus) cheerfully.

"Hey Lily." Said James, flashing a smile.

Lily ignored him. "Stacy, I heard that you're failing Transfiguration."

"Does everybody have to know?" grumbled Stacy.

"No, but most people do. Do you want me to tutor you?"

"Well, uh..."

"Well?"

"Uh..."

"Well?"

"Well...you see...J-James is better at Transfiguration than..."Stacy muttered something.

"Than who?"

"Than...you."

"Oh."

"Sorry, just that I need all the help that I can get. But you can help too. You can help me learn the spells."

"Isn't that Potter's job?" Lily said nastily.

"Well...uh...you can work together and help me." Said Stacy nervously.

"No thank you. And if you don't mind, I'm going back to the library, I forgot my essay there." Lily left.

"She's not coming back for a long time is she?" asked Sirius.

"Probably not." Answered Stacy.

"Okay, let's get started on the tutoring." Said James.

"I'm warning you, you don't know what you're getting yourself into."

"Please. It'll be as easy as pie."

"O-kay."

"Now do you the incantation for turning a dog into an owl?"

"Uh...Serpralis Confungas?"

"Uh...no. Try again."

"Vera verte?"

"No...this is gonna be a while." James told Stacy the incantation.

"As easy as pie?" said Sirius. "Looks as hard as a rock. James, you gotta be state-of-the-art teacher to have her actually learn something.

Stacy glared at Sirius. "Bachar Mohid, of course, I knew that, I just wanted to see if you knew that." Said Stacy.

"Right. Now let's practice the spell."

"How?"

"Here." James waved his wand and a quill turned into a dog. "There. Now practice."

"Okay, um...Bachar Mohid!"

The dog turned into a talking doll. "Waaaaaaa me hungy!"

James snorted while Sirius completely broke down. He was holding onto the chair for support.

Scowling, Stacy threw the doll into the wall. "Waaaaaaaa, kiss me boo boo."

At this Sirius gave a loud hoot of laughter. He was now on the floor, rolling around and clutching his stomach while still laughing his head off.

"What have I gotten myself into?" said James shaking his head.

"I warned you." Said Stacy. "Bachar Mohid!"

The doll turned into a parrot. "Polly wants a cracker."

Sirius was done with his laughing but when he heard the parrot, he started it all over again.

"Ohhh..." Stacy changed the parrot into a pillow and began hitting Sirius with it.

"S-stop, stop it..."

-thump, thump, thump...- (that's the sound of the pillow as it was hitting Sirius. Lol.)

"n-no, Stacy, stop it right now..."

- thump, thump, thump...-

"You gotta promise not to make fun of me." Said Stacy.

-thump, thump, thump...-

"I promise..."

- thump, thump, thump...-

"You mean it?"

-thump, thump, thump...-

"Y-yes..."

"Okay." Stacy lifted the charm. "Now one thing I know how to do is charms. I guess I got it from Lily."

"Yeah, now let's try the dog into the owl again..." said James, once again turning the pillow into the dog.

"I'm going." Said Remus.

"Why?"

"Because I don't wanna end up like Sirius when Stacy makes a mistake."

Stacy glared at him.

"I'm gone." Remus left.

"Bachar Mohid!"

The dog turned into a(n)....half dog half owl.

"Gobble gobble." Said the mutant dog.

"Oh man." Said Stacy.

"Uh, I suggest we go." Said James, leading her away.

"Where?"

"To an empty classroom so you can practice."

"Why can't we practice here?"

"Cause Sirius is about to crack up again."

Stacy looked at Sirius. He was covering his mouth with a pillow. He looked very red, probably cause he was struggling not too laugh.

"o-kay."

James steered Stacy out. Just as the portrait closed, they heard a great laugh from the Common Room. It even upset the birds in the trees below on the Hogwarts grounds.

"Lets go." Said James.

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A/n: What do you think? Yes, my fic is sort off pointless, believe me, I'm trying to make it have a plot. Hey, how about this for a plot, just a lot of pranks and getting Lily and James back together again? I already wrote when they're gonna get back together, even though it's not the whole chapter, just a little piece, but I'm afraid you might have to wait a while before that happens. Sorry. :-(

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