Suddenly a bomb went off. Every one died and the plot was ended. No one was the hero bla bla bla ...NOT! WHOOT WHOOT I'M BAAAAACKKK!

"Lex dangles on a string like slow spinning …uh hmmm…" Cocking his said to the side, Kal-El continued speeding around Smallville gathering things for 'play time.' "Let's see," he mumbled, "Let's see…" The last thing he had done with his 'friends' was to douse them thoroughly in ice cold water. Silently, invisibly, he made his way through the hospital.

"Really creepy needle, check," Kal said picking up a really creepy needle. "Viagra, the antidote to (he mumbled this under his breath and then calmly began talking aloud again), and sedatives….also check."

Smiling as he sped out of the hospital Kal wondered how booth Clark and Lex were holding up after a week and a half of his 'fun.'

o-o-o-o

I'm gonna wake up, yes and no
I'm gonna kiss some part of
I'm gonna keep this secret
I'm gonna close my body now

I guess, die another day

Lex rattled his chains again. Now his body was as equally wet as his pants. The water felt good whenever he could swallow some. Still he shivered. However below him was a fire of logs in a small pit Kal had dug. His feet were officially over cooked. The flames kept trying to lick at his toes to no avail….so far.

I guess, die another day

o-o-o-o

I guess, die another day
I guess, die another day

Clark pulled his body in tighter, shivering terribly. He coughed and sneezed. "I dink dim dick," he muttered. If only he could figure some way to trick Kal! If only…


I guess I'll die another day
(Another day)

o-o-o-o

Kal ran to Australia, and grabbed a bag of live scorpions. His eyes gleamed at the scrawling, crawling creatures that fought in his burlap sack. Suddenly he remembered his previous trap. "Oops, must get home! Got to see that Lionel doesn't get in my way!" Cheerily he continued on his route.

o-o-o-o

Lionel sipped his scotch; if his plan worked he would get Lex back. Better he could blame the wounds on drugs, have his memory zapped, and then completely run the companies! This included any secret projects Lex had in….

Suddenly he chocked and grabbed his throat.

I guess I'll die another day
(Another day)
I guess I'll die another day
(Another day)
I guess I'll die another day

o-o-o-o

"Oh LEXY! I'm home!" Kal shouted as he threw back the basement door. Setting down his burlap sack he blew and doused the fire. Then he extracted a small camera and set it up in the left corner of the room. Lex looked puzzled, especially as Clark let him go. It took Lex a moment to actually stand (his leg was still healing), the first thing he did was to grab the decapitated Julian.

"Oh, Lex," Kal said sorrowfully, "Don't you want to play with your new friends?"

Lex squeezed the doll tighter as Kal let out one hundred scorpions form the bag. His eyes widened. "Here you might need this," Kal smirked injecting him with the scorpion antidote.

"Bye!" Kal said waving as he locked the door behind him.

It suddenly sunk into Lex what he was facing. He rubbed his arm were the needle had been as all the scorpions advance. "Damn." He muttered.

o-o-o-o

In a jovial mood Kal switched into a black K ring. He then appeared in front of Clark with a bag of cough droops and a TV.

"You know I really have no need to torture you," he said while setting up the device, "Care to see what Lex is doing?"

There a loud crash of thunder from outside. "Trouble's brewing, "he said switching it on.

He sat next to Clark as a picture of Lex appeared on the screen. The bald man was squeezing in the corner and using his doll to ward them off. He held it straight in front of him. But the scorpions still stung him again and again.

"My god," Clark whispered.

Sigmund Freud
Analyze this
Analyze this
Analyze this

Suddenly a bolt of lightning struck the antenna. It shot a beam of hot, sizzling electricity at Kal-El's black kryptonite ring.

I'm gonna break the cycle
I'm gonna shake up the system
I'm gonna destroy my ego
I'm gonna close my body now

Uh, uh

I think I'll find another way
There's so much more to know
I guess I'll die another day
It's not my time to go

o-o-o-o

Lionel woke up in the ICU. The nurse reassured him that there hadn't been enough poison in his drink to kill.

"Lucky for me," he said with a deep sigh.

For every sin, I'll have to pay
I've come to work, I've come to play
I think I'll find another way
It's not my time to go

o-o-o-o

Lex squirmed as his arm was stung again. His breath tightened. There was no relenting among the scorpions.

I'm gonna avoid the cliché
I'm gonna suspend my senses
I'm gonna delay my pleasure
I'm gonna close my body now

I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day

Suddenly the door burst open and there was his tormentor. "Oh god Lex!" he said, but this time his voice was strangely weary, and compassionate.

o-o-o-o

Hangover over, Lana was taking part in a illegal drug deal.

I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day

The boss was not happy with the amount of cash she had brought.

I think I'll find another way
There's so much more to know
I guess I'll die another day
It's not my time to go

Smugly he said, "Well I'm terribly sorry." He made a gesture towards the shadows.

I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day
I guess, die another day
I guess I'll die another day

Several other men appeared, they all had guns.

Another day

Lana realized that there was no escape, "Damn the drugs!" She swore under her breath.

Another day

Each thug slowly placed their finger on the trigger…

Another day

…and began to squeeze.

Another day

Lana was never heard from again.

Another day
Another day

OKAY KIDDIES DON'T DO DRUGSSSSS! On another note you'll never guess what twist I just installed! MU-HA-HA-HA!

To Be Continued Of Course!