Title: Bakura, Marik and Malik in another world

Title chapter: Finally someone like me!

Warning: Cursing, craziness, teasing.

Summary: Last time Bakura bugged Atem... which didn't go wel... poor Bakura, stupid Yugi... now he's gonna go search for the two insane maniacs Malik and Marik!

Disclaimer: Wait wait I had a letter like you know? And you know what it said?

Bakura: That you don't own us?
That I own you!

Bakura: What the! 0.0

And then I woke up...
Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NOT FUNNY BAKURA! ((Smacks Bakura's head)) Anyway... ((Sobs)) don't own it...
Bakura: Thank Ra!

Malik talking to Bakura or Marik

Bakura talking to Malik or Marik

#Marik talking to Bakura or Malik#

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Bakura finally reached Isis house and knocked on the door. When no-one responded he knocked some harder. 'Yeah, yeah I am coming, I am coming!' he heard Isis yell and smirked slightly. The door flung open. 'What is i—not you...' she said when she saw him.

'Hi my dear beloved Isis, is your brother and his insane spirit home?' he purred. 'Why always you...' she said sighing and nodded. 'Yes, they just came home...' she added and opened the door. 'Oh goodie! .' Bakura pushed her aside and ran over to the livingroom where Malik and Marik were whispering to eachother.

'Yes nice seeing you two again may I have a warm welcome?' Bakura asked. Malik turned around and gave a big smile when he saw Bakura. 'Bakura! So what's up?' he asked while Marik turned around to and grinned at Bakura. 'Nice seeing your Hikari hasn't killed you yet.' he mocked.

'I'm alright, and thank you Marik...' Bakura said sighing and finally grinned. 'Care for something to do today?' he asked. 'Like?' Malik asked. 'Torturing?' Marik asked. 'Hmmm, seems good plan but no, how about bully around today?' Bakura asked. Marik and Malik thought and stared at the wall. 'Okay!' they finally said smirking. 'Good!' Bakura answered grinning.

'What are you three up to this time?' Isis yelled from upstairs. 'Uh... were gonna buy some stuff?' Marik yelled back. Bakura and Malik stared at him. 'What? You two think of something then!' he hissed at them. 'Eeeeh... Yeah Mariks right sis, don't worry!' Malik said and hurried over to the door. 'Aslong as you two know I am not gonna bail you out again!' Isis yelled glaring at them from the stairs.

'Ehehehehe... okay sis...' Malik said and ran out with Marik and Bakura behind him. 'Yes Malik I understand... she can be annoying.' Bakura said nodding. 'Anyway I was bored so I thought of coming to you guys, so let's bully around!' he added. 'Who are we gonna bully around then?' Marik asked. Bakura thought some and looked around. 'Anzu!' he finally said poiting at the girl on the bench in the park.

Malik and Marik smirked. 'Good plan.' Malik said. 'We're in.' Marik said while they walked over to Anzu. 'Hiya Anzu, how have you been?' Bakura asked dropping himself next to her. Anzu stared at him wide eyed. 'Not you!' she schreeched. 'Why does everybody says them when they see me.' Bakura said sweatdropping.

'Because your evil! EVIL I TELL YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP WELL I WILL TELL YOU THEM MEANING! FRIENDSHIP IS BLAH BLAH BLAH.' She continued for hours while Malik, Marik and Bakura stared at her wide eyed. 'The honor is yours Malik...' Bakura finally yelped soft covering his ears.

'WHAT? WHY ME YOU WERE BORED!' Malik yelled back. 'Well come on?' Bakura asked. Malik snorted and looked at the girl. 'Anzu the pharaoh wants to marry you.' He finally blurted out. Anzu stopped and stared at Malik. 'Really?' she asked a big smile spreading her face. 'Yes he is already planning everything, and he's waiting for you at the gameshop, but don't tell him you heard it from us, he's kinda shy you know.' Malik said mysteriously.

'I knew he loved me!' Anzu cried out and ran off to the gameshop. 'Malik, you saved us!' Bakura said cheerfull and hugged Malik. 'I wish the pharaoh good luck...' Marik said sweatdropping. 'Cause that girl is crazy...' he added and the two nodded. 'Your completely right! Who shall we bully next?' Bakura asked. 'Hey how about those trees? We can put them in fire!' Marik said cheerfull.

Bakura stared at him. 'Then were bullying no-one...' he pouted. 'So? I want some fire .' Marik said and ran over to the trees. Malik and Bakura stared at eachother and finally followed him shrugging. 'Oh well...' Malik said sighing. 'His choice...' Bakura said sighing too. Marik started to make a fire and Bakura and Malik sat down.

'Lookie here!' Marik said and put the fire against the tree. 'Mwuahahahaahahaha!' he laughed madly while Bakura and Malik sweatdropped. 'Have you gave him sugar?' Bakura asked Malik. 'Eeeeeeh...' Malik said. 'Means yes… great -.-;;;;.' Bakura said sighing and watched Marik.

Suddenly a men tapped Bakura's shoulder. 'What the Hell do you want?' Bakura asked glaring at the men. 'Is that your friend?' he asked pointing at Marik. 'Yes why the Hell do you wanna know you fool!' Bakura cursed and shook the men off. 'Uh Bakura?' Malik asked. 'What?' Bakura asked looking at Malik. 'That was a policemen. Eheheheheh...' Malik said sweatdropping.

'Oh you mean those men who are there for you when you need them?' Bakura asked. 'Kind off. Ehh yes?' Malik said confused. 'Well there not pleasing me, and why the Hell are you still here?' Bakura asked glaring at the policemen. '... You three are coming with me to the station!' the policemen shouted angry. 'Hell no!' Bakura shouted. Eeeh, what does he means with that? he asked Malik.

Malik sighed. Means were screwed... Let's get the Hell outta here. Malik answered standing up and grabbing Mariks robe. #What is it? I am having fun!# Marik yelled towards Malik. You can have some fun if you erase that mens memory of the last past hours okay? Malik asked. #Goodie okay!# Marik said grabbing the Rod.

Bakura backed away slightly. You sure about this Malik? he asked. Yup. Malik answered amiling and watched Marik who was erasing the thoughts of the men. 'Where am I! How did I got here! WHO AM I?' the men yelled and ran away screaming. 'Eeeeh... I asked you to only erase the memories of the last few hours...' Malik said sweatdropping.

'He was annoying me.' Marik said and started to walk. 'Eh.. okay?' Bakura said looking at Malik. 'Don't look at me...' Malik said and followed Marik. 'I am bored once again...' Bakura muttered and followed them.

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Me: Finished!

Darius: Well quess your good for something after all! ((Grins wicked))

Me: ((Glares at Darius))

Darius: Eeeh never mind?

Me: Good!

Bakura: ... o-kaaaaay... Sharpy stuff! ((Starts toying with daggers))

Evil me: MY DAGGERS! ((Grabs the daggers of Bakura))

Bakura: MINE! ((Grabs them back))

Evil me: MINE! ((Grabs them back))

Me: Eeeeeh...

Malik: I know how you feel...

Marik: Fire

Me: Maybe the next chap Marik -.-;;;;

Evil me: MINE I TELL YOU! TAKE THIS! ((Hits Bakura))

Bakura: WELL YEAH THEN TAKE THIS! ((Hits Evil me))

Me: Oh brother... -.-;;;;

Marik: Anyway R&R? WAIT UP BAKURA I'M IN TOO! ((Joins the fight))

Me&Malik&Darius: Eeeeeeeeh... ((Look at eachother))

Darius: I'm off, see ya'll laters! ((Sneaks off))

Malik: Ehehehe... let's leave those three come on! ((Sneaks off too))

Me: Why am I always left alone with them T.T Anyway R&R please keep them coming keep them coming!