Title: Bakura, Marik and Malik in another world

Title chapter: Anything but her!

Warning: Craziness? MWUAHAHAHAHAAHHA!

Summary: Stupid cops... oh your here already! Well last chap Marik started fire  Malik and Bakura just watched and enjoyed the show  and then that stupid cop came Marik blah blah blah you know the rest if you read the other chaps!

Disclaimer: Wait wait wait! Mariiiiiik? Sweet tune

Marik: What now?

Me: Will you control the peoples mind so that they will say I own you? 

Marik: 00 NO WAY IN YOUR LIFETIME! ((Runs away))

Me: Crap! Anyway... I quess I don't own it T.T I don't own it wheeeeee!

#Marik talking to Bakura#

(Bakura talking to Marik)

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'What aaaare we gonna do nooooow?' Bakura whined sighing. Marik and Malik watched Bakura. 'Eeeh...?' they both said. 'Forget it….' Bakura said sighing very deep. 'Let's cause chaos!' Marik said smiling broadly. 'Isis will kill me...' Malik muttered sitting down. 'Indeed you! Not me!' Marik said while his smile grew bigger. Suddenly a stone hit his head.

'OW, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?' he yelled glaring up. 'Oh it's raining stones... stones?' Bakura said and looked up astonished. Malik sighed and looked up too. 'You two really are idiots... those two kids are doing that.' He said while pointing at two kids who were running away chuckling.

Bakura and Marik looked at eachother. 'THE REVENGE OF THE YAMI'S!' they screamed and followed the boys who looked at them wide eyed and ran harder. 'Why me...' Malik said and started to walk back home thinking of what to say to Isis. 'Hi sis, Marik is still with Bakura? Shit she will kill me...' he sighed once again and dissapeared in the house to feel the wrath of his sister.

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'Come here you two little pests!' Bakura yelled throwing stones to the boys. 'YES I AGREE!' Marik yelled and his oh so beloved Rod turned into a dagger. 'Oh goodie! Sharp stuff!' Bakura said with a bright smile. Marik glared at him. 'This is MY Rod understood?' he hissed. Bakura pouted. 'Please?' he asked with puppydogeyes. 'Those don't fit on you, your a yami for Ra's sake!' Marik sneered.

Bakura sweatdropped and looked normal again. 'Whatever, tombkeeper...' he muttered and looked at where the boys first were. 'THEY ARE GONE!' he shouted angry and glared at Marik. 'THIS IS YOUR FAULT TOMBKEEPER!' he yelled. 'MY FAULT? WHO WAS THE ONE WANTING MY ROD? YOU TOMBROBBER!' Marik yelled back.

'OH YEAH? WHO WAS THE ONE DECIDING ON TURN YOUR ROD INTO A DAGGER YOU KNOW I LIKE SHARP STUFF!' Bakura yelled back till they eventually were standing in front of eachother cheek to cheek. 'YEAH I KNOW YOU IDIOT! BUT IT'S MY ROD!' Marik yelled.

'IT'S MISTER IDIOT FOR YOU FOOL!' Bakura yelled back. Joey looked at them and thought. 'Hey Yug aren't that Bakura and Marik?' he finally asked. Yugi stared at him wide eyed. 'YOU REMEMBER!' he yelled and glomped Joey.. which caused Joey to fall on a rock... which caused memory loss... once again... 'NOOOO TT' Yugi cried.

Marik and Bakura looked at them blankly. 'What the Heck are you two doing here!' they both shouted. 'Joey TT He has memoryloss... he finally remembered and now I made him forget again whaaaaaaaa!' Yugi said and ran away crying leaving Joey lying on the ground unconcious. Marik and Bakura stared at eachother.

'Where were we?' Bakura purred sweetly. 'No clue shall we continue this walk?' Marik said. '--;;; Is he stupid or is it just me... anyway yeah let's continue this walk then...' Bakura muttered walking further with Marik next to him. 'What are we gonna do now?' Marik asked. 'You know like I like don't really know like you know?' They suddenly heard Mai say.

They stared at her shocked. 'ANYONE BUT HER!' Marik yelled. 'ANYTHING BUT HER AND ANZU!' Bakura yelled. 'Like look at this like you know see this? They like DIDN'T MADE THE PICTURE NICE LIKE YOU KNOW?' Mai shouted showing them a picture of her in a bikini. 'THE HORROR!' Bakura shouted covering his eyes. 'MY EYES!' Marik cried out and ran away screaming murder and fire.

'WAIT! YOU IDIOTIC MORONIC FOOLISH TOMBKEEPER!' Bakura yelled and glared at Mai. 'YOU ARE SOO SCREWED YOU KNOW?' he yelled. 'Like will you?' she asked. '0.0 NO!' he grabbed the picture and ripped it. 'THERE NOMORE PICTURE NOMORE WHINING NOW GET AWAY FROM ME!' he bellowed.

'Like yesterday like you know I saaaw such a cuuute dress like you know, and like I was thinking of buying it but... I don't know like will you come with me and help?' Mai asked sweetly. 'THE HORROR!' Bakura screamed and send her to the Shadow Realm. 'FINALLY!' he screeched and followed Marik.

And then when he finally found Marik she appeared in front of them! '0.0 didn't I just send you to the Shadow Realm?' Bakura asked astonished. 'Like yes like you know but like Atem like freed me!' she said smiling brightly while Marik and Bakura were sweatdropping. (Any plans of getting rid of her?) Bakura asked Marik. #Eeeeh not really...# Marik answered.

Bakura growled frustrated and finally laughed wicked. 'Like what's wrong with you like you know?' Mai asked. #Eeeeh Bakura?# Marik asked. Bakura suddenly grabbed Mariks Rod and glared at Mai with a devilish grin. 'You'd better run for it girl.' He hissed wicked. Marik watched Bakura wide eyed.

'Like... what are you lpanning to do with that dagger like you know?' Mai screeched. Bakura laughed wicked and ran after Mai who ran away screaming. Marik sweatdropped. #I know something to get rid of her!# he shouted and Bakura stopped. (Like?) he asked. #Tell her there's a sale in.. England!# Marik said grinning.

Bakura smirked. 'Mai?' he purred. Mai looked at him wide eyed. 'There's a big sale in England everything for half of the price. Shouldn't you go?' he purred sweetly hiding the dagger/Rod. She smiled. 'Like nice like you know, a sale like I am there like you know?' she said and ran off. 'Thank you very much Marik.' Bakura said returning back to Marik and giving the Rod.

'No thanks. I wanted my Rod back anyway...' Marik said carressing his Rod. 'What the... you didn't do that to help me?' Bakura asked pouting. 'Eeeh... Ofcourse I did!' Marik said smiling and patted Bakura's back. 'Shall we continue this joyess day?' he asked. 'Fine with me!' Bakura said grinning and walked along with Marik.

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Me: Chap three is up! Wow 00 i'm very quick today! O much fantasy ack.. to much insanity! MWUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Penguin: Looks at her

Me: Eeeeh rustyspoons? What did those penguins did again? Sweatdrops

Malik: I remember! They grabbed your insanity

Me: NOOOOO! Runs away screaming with penguins behind her LEAVE MY INSANITY ALONE IT'S MINE I TELL YOU ALL MINE!

Marik: Eeeeh... anyway R&R folks while she is running

Bakura: Sharp stuff! Plays with a dagger

Malik: Eeeh riiiiiiiiiight Bakura -.-;;;;

Bakura: Glares at Malik wicked while carressing the dagger even more

Malik: Eheheh... I said nothing... nothing...

Marik: Anyway forget those fools and R&R forrr... for Me! Yeah for me! ((Smiles))

Bakura: Glares at Marik NO for me! ((Grins)) Right for me!

Malik: Eheheh... -.-;;;;