Title: Bakura, Marik and Malik in another world

Title: Chapter: How Atem survived Anzu…. Did he survived?

Warning: Craziness!

Disclaimer: Oh thank God! The penguins didn't get me! I STILL HAVE MY INSANITY!

Bakura: Weren't you supposed to... say the disclaimer?

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! T.T I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh... ((Glances at Bakura)) BUT I SURE AS HELL WISH I OWNED YOU !

Bakura: ((Sweatdrops)) Okay...

A/N: Oh yeah someone asked me how Atem handle Anzu... T.T if he did! Anyway i'll be seeing if I can make that chap, don't worry Bakura still comes in with Marik

Person: Thank you person for asking that 0.0 YOU INSPIRED ME TO WRITE THIS DOWN!

Rustyspoons: Thank you for reviewing all my chaps of Bakura's bored and... I hope the dog isn't still biting? BAD DOGGIE GET OFF! Oh thas right I hope the penguins didn't get you! Eheheh... anyway what was I planning on saying again? --;;;;;; Oh yeah! I am not from Australia but my grandad is I am English! ENGLISH I TELL YOU MWUAHAHAHAHA! Eeeeeeeeeeeeh... anyway... I was born in Holland. BUT I AM ENGLISH! MY WHOLE FAMILY IS ENGLISH! HOW DARE THEY LET ME BE BORN IN HOLLAND! YOU AGREE RIGHT RUSTYSPOONS? Eeeeeeeh... eheheheh... sorry I ate to much sugar!

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It was a nice day, Atem was walking through the streets muttering... because in the end he had to wear this stupid PINK! Shirt... Kaiba had looked at him like he had gone crazy when they saw eachother... Atem wanted to do nothing more then dissapear in thin air and walked along muttering a goodbye to Kaiba who snickered softly.

So after he continued his walk... he barged into Ryou who looked at him wide eyed. 'Pink?' he asked small. 'YES PINK DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY MORE!' Atem bellowed. '0.0... eeeeeh... okay?' Ryou said jumping up and running off. 'Oh wait!' he said midway and stopped to look at the pharaoh. 'What is it?' Atem asked. 'Have you seen Bakura? -.-;;; I lost him...' Ryou muttered.

'Yes, do you see this, DO YOU SEE THIS?' Atem said pointing at his still sore head. 'Uhuh... 0.0 He did that?' Ryou asked. 'YES HE DID! HE SAID HE WAS GONNA FIND MALIK AND MARIK NOW GO OFF AND STOP BOTHERING ME I HAVE A VERY BAD DAY!' Atem screamed. Ryou looked at the shirt again with a slight smirk. 'I can see that!' he said and ran off again.

'0.0 I think I have to rip Bakura away from Ryou! Ryou is gonna act like him T.T.' Atem said and cursed soft walking further. 'Mister can I have your weird hair style? How much gel do you use to have it that way!' a kid the same kid that had bothered Marik and Bakura with his best friend asked the pharaoh.

'I DON'T USE GEL THIS IS NATURAL!' Atem yelled. The boy nodded. 'Riiiiiiiiiight mister... why does it shines then hah? WELL?' he yelled. '0.0 have you been on a school 'how to annoy people' or something that way?' Atem said. 'I still haven't got my answer what means yes! Right Marino?' the boy said looking at his friend. 'Yeah I agree Shay!' Marino said.

'... IT'S NATURAL!' the pharaoh yelled. 'Why are you screaming so loud then?' Marina asked. 'BECAUSE YOU TWO ANNOY ME!' Atem yelled growling. 'Good! That's the plan!' Shay said smirking. 'Oh God... 0.0 not another Bakura and Marik...' Atem said and started to walk away.

'HEY ANSWER US FIRST!' they both said. 'YES I USE GEL TONS OF GEL! SATISFIED!' Atem yelled while the two kids nodded satisfied. 'I told you Marino!' Shay said. 'Now I told you Shay!' Marino said and they both started to walk off. 'Finally!' Atem muttered. 'I can't stand kids!' he said and started to walk further.

And then... his nightmare came true! Anzu leaped into him and hugged him tightly. 'PHARAOH! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME LET'S GET MARRIED VERY SOON!' she screeched very happy. '0.0...' The pharaoh stared at Anzu dumbfound. 'Don't worry I know your shy! But I know you love me now so we can marry!' she said with a bright big smile.

Atem still stared at her. 'THAT'S THE MOST STUPID THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!' he finally spit out glaring. 'Sssshh, don't worry! I know you love me secretly. You don't have to tell just be close with me!' Anzu said. '0.0... have you used drugs?' he finally asked. 'No! I love you and you love me and we are gonna get children and teach them the meaning of Friendship!'

'Who ever had the stupid idea to tell you I love you!' he yelled. 'Sorry I am not allowed to say that my darling!' Anzu said kissing his cheek. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

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Marik looked up. 'Did you heard that too Bakura?' he asked the tombrobber who was glancing at a very nice shop, with sharp stuff. 'Heh wha? I didn't heard a thing, let's buy sharp stuff!' Bakura said with a big grin and walked over to the shop. 'Sorry I meant STEAL!' he shouted while some people watched them frowning.

Marik nodded. 'YEAH! But... I am sure I heard the pharaoh scream...' he said frowning. 'Must've been your imagination, you have a lot of imagination!' Bakura said and started to sneak to the shop. 'Yeah quess so too...' Marik said shrugging and followed Bakura walking normal.

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'GET AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY NOW!' the pharaoh yelped and threw Anzu off. But you loooooooooooove me!' she said with chibi eyes. '0.0 nooooooooooooooo T.T...' Atem yelled and ran away screaming some things in Egyptian. 'Come back here my sweetheart, my darling my everything! I loooooooooooooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!' Anzy yelled and followed him.

'AAAAAAH SAVE ME SOMEONE ANYONE SAVE ME!' he yelled. Otogi came out of mcDonalds and watched Anzu runnning after Atem. 'Oh great this really makes my day...' he said and stared at the hamburger. 'I'm not hungry anymore... Crap!' he said and threw away the hamburger, where something grabbed it and ate it. '... you enjoyed the hamburger?' Otogi asked.

'Yeah I did!' that something said with a big smile. 'Oh... okay... bye.' Otogi said and walked off. 'Bye bye!' that something said. 'Weren't we supposed to take him with us for our boss?' another something said. 'Yeah... But I like him he gave me food! Let's go home!' something said and they jumped back to their spaceship leaving back for home.

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Meanwhile still with Atem. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH SOMEONE GET HER AWAY!' he yelled, tripped over a unconcious Joey... fell to the ground... which woke Joey up... 'Hey dude like...' Joey stared at Atem, Atem stared back. 'Why did you trip over me?' Joey finally asked. 'BECAUSE OF HER!' Atem yelled pointing at a coming closer Anzu.

'0.0 Wow... I would say... good luck dude!' Joey said and ran off. 'NOOOOOOOOO! T.T... don't leave me with her!' he yelled and jumped up ranning further. 'Atem, my pharaoh! My sweetheart, my darling, my everything, stand still!' Anzu yelled and ran quicker. 'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!' Atem cried out and ran quicker too.

Suddenly Anzu grabbed a pistol which fired nets. 'My sweetheart please stop!' she cried out aiming. 'Nooooooooooooo! Leave me alone! Get away from me! HELP ME SOMEONE!' Atem yelled. 'Why have it your way!' Anzu said and fired the pistol, a net fell over Atem.. Atem fell on the ground wide eyed... Anzu ran over to him smiling and looked at him. 'Hi sweetheart!'

Atem stared at her in shock. Anzu smiled some more and did the net off of him. 'See all save now. Your with me!' she said with a bright smile. '...' Atem remained silent staring at her in fear. 'I love you too! Now we can marry!' she said and kissed him full on the lips. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' at that he fainted.

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Bakura frowned while stopping dead in his tracks with the swords, daggers and knifes in his arms. 'Did I just heard the pharaoh?' he asked Marik. 'The pharaoh? Could be... maybe your just imgaining it yourself.' Marik said shrugging. 'Could be... hmmmm... Anyway! I think I am not so bored anymore after all!' he said with a bright smirk.

'I agree with you, this day isn't so bad anymore! ... but... what happened to my hikari?' he asked. They both stared at eachother. 'HE ISN'T WITH US!' Marik yelled running in circles. 'Eeeeeh... maybe he wen't back home?' Bakura asked sweatdropping. Marik stopped running. '... Oh yeah! Your right! Maybe he went back home to feel the wrath of Isis!' he said. They both shivered.

'I feel sorry for him...' Bakura said nodding. 'I hope he's still alive at the end of the day...' Marik said. It remained silent. 'Anyway, let's continue this exciting day! Thank you Ryou!' Bakura finally said and walked further. 'Why thank Ryou?' Marik asked frowning. 'Because he let me tease the pharaoh, if I didn't tease the pharaoh I wouldn't have gotten to you, if I wouldn't have gotten to you, I wouldn't have a perfect day get it?' Bakura explained.

'... Yeah I get it completely!' Marik said while he had no clue. 'Okay then, now shall we continue or not my dearest tombkeeper?' Bakura asked grinning. 'Yeah let's continue, maybe we'll see something nice on the way!' Marik said and started to walk with Bakura. 'But I sure think I saw the pharaoh...' Bakura finally said. 'Oh well... Screw the pharaoh.' Marik said.

Bakura stared at Marik. 'Not that way! I mean I don´t care!´ he said while Bakura nodded. ´Okay, cause I don´t care either!´ he said and walked further. ´What are we gonna do now?' Marik asked. 'Walk along... I dunno! Just walk along okay?' Bakura said. 'Oh... Okay!' Marik said with a bright smile. 'Sheessss...' Bakura said shaking his head.

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Me: Wow 0.0 I really have to much insanity and fantasy!

Evil me: Gosh... you mean it? ((Sarcastic))

Me: No I mean it!

Evil me: ... I was being sarcastic you moron...

Me: Ohhhhhhhhhh... okay!

Bakura: ... I sure think I heard the pha—0.0 ((Sees Atem being dragged away with Anzu)) O-kaaaaaaaaaaaay... I've seen everything today...

Me: No you haven't there's much more to come!

Marik: Great more...

Malik: Will I play in it again? T.T I feel lonely...

Marik: ((Snickers)) Lonely im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely!

Malik: Funny Marik...

Evil me: ... Anyway R&R! If you don't we won't continue! ((Nods)) I'm soooo nice!

Me: Where do I have to put all my insane fantasy then?

Evil me: ... on the computer?

Me: Okay! Good plan ((Bright smile))

Evil me: Riiiiiight... -.-;;;; Anyway like I said R&R FOR US! ((Points at, Bakura, Marik, Malik, me, Atem, and all the others.))