Title: Bakura, Malik and Marik in another world

Title chapter: What the Hell happened?

Warning: Craziness  like always ne? Maybe some insults and cursing who knows

Summary: Well you now know what happened to Atem MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ((Continues insane laughters)) so let's go back to Bakura and Marik and maybe Malik if i'm nice heheh

Disclaimer: Please Bakura please!
Bakura: No damn it! If I let YOU own us we'll end up INSANE!

... you already were ((Mutters under breath)) asshole...

Kurayami: DON'T INSULT MY WHITE PRINCY!

... 0.0 kay? Anyway... T.T don't own Yu-Gi-Oh

Rustyspoons: Thanks once again for reviewing! ((Big smile))

Kurayami: And thank you for killing Anzu! ((Bright smile))

Anyway, were trying to make your wish granted ((Angelic smile))

Kurayami: Uhuh indeed! ((Holds up dagger and glances at Anzu)) Don't worry about that.

Indeed! And nice one Yami! Well i'll be beginning with the next chap, see ya! ((Insane smile))

Brittishaccentluver: Nice you don't like that song, but anyway it stays in. Thanks for reviewing if I may call that a review but anyway review is review.

Shadya: Thanks, I do my best to update as soon as I can! Well I already kind of did by putting this story on the net mwuahahahah I made another person smile!

Kurayami: ((Glances at me)) Cough Insane cough

Huh wha? ((Looks at Kurayami))

Kurayami: Nothing nothing...

Anyway! Enjoy the chap! ((Big smile))

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Malik scurried out of the house with a pale face. 'I think sorry wasn't enough... -.-;;; best be finding Marik and Bakura then...' he said and all of a sudden he saw Anzu and Atem being dragged away by a boy with black hair and stripes on his cheeks and a black wolf by his side. '0.0...' he stared at them blankly. 'O-kaaaay... this day get's weirder with every second that passes...' he said sighing and ignored Anzu's cries for help.

The boy turned around and walked over to Malik demanding the wolf to stay with Anzu who was still crying for help. 'Hey, does this fool belongs with you? He was getting kissed...' shivers slightly. 'By that maniac. Anyway is he?' the boy asked. Malik stared at him and nodded. 'Oh fine here have him back then.' the boy said throwing Atem to Malik who catched him.

'Good, now I have a whole new torture person.' he said glancing at Anzu. 'I should be heading off, I have something nice to do now.' he said grinning wicked and walked further with his wolf and Anzu. Malik stared at them wide eyed and finally looked at the pharaoh. 'Pink?' he said with a snicker and put him on a chair. 'There you go and... speaking of Anzu...' he said sweatdropping. 'Don't think she will make your live living Hell anymore...'

'NONETHELESS! I have to find Bakura and Marik!' he yelled and ran away leaving Atem behind with lipstick all over him. He sighed deep. 'Poor Atem... maybe I should've left him alone... naaaaaah.' He said shaking his head and ran further with a smirk on his face. 'He handled it just well.' He said snickering evil.

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Bakura walked some further and finally saw something. 'Say Marik?' he asked. 'Yes Bakura?' Marik answered. 'Isn't that a motorcycle shop?' Bakura said with a slight hint of a sadistic smirk. Marik stared at the shop and then at Bakura. 'Should we?' he asked. 'No shall we?' Bakura said. 'YEAH!' they both yelled and ran to the shop.

'0.0... Malik would've loved this!' Marik yelled jumping on a motor. 'Sir get of that motor!' the man yelled and ran over to them while Marik drew his Rod. Bakura smirked and jumped on another motorcycle. 'Ready to go for a ride?' he asked Marik who nodded. 'T.T from this day on I will never put oil in it ever again...' the man said and wanted to call the police wasn't it for Mariks Rod.

'No chance.' Marik purred and took control over the mans mind. 'You are gonna stay right here, okay?' he said sweetly. 'Okay sir.' The man said nodding. 'Good.' Marik said while Bakura and him drove off. 'HIGHTEN UP THE SPEED!' Bakura yelled and got on full speed. Marik looked at him and grinned. 'Race?' he asked. Bakura looked back. 'WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK? YEAH LET'S RACE!' he said and avoided all the cars while Marik followed him.

Bakura smirked slightly. 'But you won't catch me tombkeeper.' he purred. 'We'll just see about that right tombrobber?' Marik sneered. 'Yeah we'll definitly see about that!' Bakura yelled and avoided some cars again with Marik behind him. 'Cause I am a maniac on this thing!' he said devilish. 'So am I Bakura.' Marik said with a devilish glint in his eyes.

'HEY IDIOTS WATCH OUT!' a man yelled. Both Marik and Bakura ignored the man and raced further. 'Well whadda you know... you don't see that every day...' a woman said looking at Bakura and Marik driving past very hard. 'Mommy can I have that if i'm older?' a boy asked. '0.0 GODS PLEASE NO!' the mother said and closed the window. 'Never in my live!' she said. 'Awwww...' the boy said.

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Meanwhile Malik was still searching for Bakura and Marik and bumped right into Joey... who fell on the ground... eheh... and got memoryloss once again. 'Joey? Are you okay?' Malik asked uninteresting. 'Dude... who are you?' Joey asked staring at Malik. 'Your worse nightmare, anyway your awake, good luck with being the stupid you you are.' Malik said and ran further. Joey stared at him and finally shrugged walking away.

Suddenly he bumped into Otogi. 'CAN'T YOU WATCH OUT?' he yelled getting pissed off. 'Uh... no?' Otogi said looking at Malik. 'Well...' he glared at Otogi and wanted to grab his Rod... suddenly realising... MARIK HAD THE DAMNED ROD! '... GREAT!' Malik screamed and looked at Otogi. 'I WILL GET YOU LATER!' he yelled while all of a sudden a big dark beam blasted Otogi away.

'... okay... where did that came from?' Malik asked looking around. 'Eheheh... anyway he IS gone! AND I HAVE TO FIND THOSE TWO YAMI'S!' he yelled ranning further. 'How could I forget that Marik has the Rod... oh come on... I mean he usually has the Rod... and because i'm always with him it usually doesn't matters... T.T BUT I'M NOT WITH HIM NOW AM I!' he yelled and ran quicker.

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Ryou sighed and looked around. 'BAKURA? WHERE ARE YOU BAKURA!' he yelled desperate. 'Knowing him... he's getting himself in trouble...' Ryou said sighing even deeper. All of a sudden he heard policesirenes. 'Three, two, one.' he said and then. 'GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ALL!' Bakura yelled.

'-.-;;;;; I knew it... well I wish them luck I don't wanna go get them back...' he said while walking away... he suddenly saw a boy walking past him with a wolf and a screaming Anzu in a net. 'o.O... OH MY GOD ANZU ARE YOU OKAY?' he yelled while the boy glanced at him. 'Nope she's crazy, now if you will, please go away and leave her or you'll die a painfull death.' The boy said and walked further.

'DON'T YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP? IT MEANS BE THERE FOR YOUR FRIEND AND DON'T HURT THEM OR THEIR FEELINGS AND..' she blathered on. 'Well then I am very lucky I am not a friend of you.' the boy said smirking and dissapeared with his wolf and Anzu.

'O.o... okay...' Ryou said and sweatdropped before walking further to Isis home, hoping Isis would know what to do with his yami... and probaly her brother and yami too -.-;;;. 'Oh well... our yami's... are plain crazy...' he muttered.

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'Get away from me all of you!' Bakura yelled towards the cops while holding up a sword threateningly. 'He has a sword.' A cop said and pointed his gun at Bakura. 'Your under arrest by the name of law drop your weapons!' he shouted. 'WHY WOULD I CARE A SHIT WHAT THAT LAW WANTS? GET AWAY NOW!' Bakura yelled while Marik turned his Rod in a dagger.

Marik and Bakura glanced at eachother and then smirked ready to attack the cops. 'Bad idea if you ask me.' someone said. Bakura looked up in a tree to see a boy sitting there. Marik looked too. 'Who the heck are you?' they asked at the same time. 'You duwanna know, anyway, you think this world is to boring right?' the boy asked.

'Yes?' Bakura said suspicious. 'Good then that's settled.' The boy said and snapped his fingers, both Marik and Bakura dissapeared together with Malik who was still running. The boy glanced at the cops dangerously and finally smirked. 'Have a very nice day by the way.' he said and dissapeared out of view.

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Malik opened his eyes at first and saw Marik and Bakura sleeping leaned against eachother. '... WAKE UP YOU FOOLS!' he shouted stamping a feet on the ground. 'Oh...?' Bakura said and cracked one eye open. 'Good morning too Malik.' he said groggily. 'WAKE UP IMBECILES WE HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM!' Malik shouted irritated.

Marik stretched out and looked at Malik. 'And that is Hikari?' he asked. 'First...' Malik said and grabbed the Rod. 'I want the Rod back, second. Don't leave me alone ever again, thirdly WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?' Malik yelled while Bakura jumped up to his feet and glared around.

'o.O... eeeeh dunno?' Marik said getting up too. 'I can't sense the other Millenium Items anymore...' Bakura said sheepish. 'WELL DUHUH IF...' Malik stopped midsence and looked at Bakura. '...you can't?' he asked worried. 'Nope, I can't... eheheh... don't look at me like that... this isn't my fault... eheheh...' Bakura said sweatdropping.

'THIS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT WERE STUCK IN ANOTHER WORLD?' Malik shouted while Marik sweatdropped. 'Ehhh... and now?' he asked soft. Malik sighed and looked at the sky. 'Anyway.. I have no clue...' Bakura said sighing too and looked at his Millenium Item.

'I think... we just have to walk on... and see where we get...' Malik said ice calm and started to walk. Marik and Bakura looked at eachother and followed Malik sweatdropping. And then, there was growling.. and howling.. and they all stopped wide eyed. 'You must be kidding me...' Malik said. 'At this time I wish I could've said yes...' Bakura said. 'I agree with whiteylocks...' Marik said. 'Shit?'

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Me: No... No I am not continueing FIRST REVIEWS! I NEED REVIEWS! REVIEWS REVIEWS REVIEWS!

Kurayami: Pst... hikari... I think they get the point!

Me: They do? Oh.. okay!

Bakura: Where the Hell did you send us too anyway?

Me: I sent you nowhere ((Innocent)) He did ((Points at Darius))

Darius: What? I was only doing my job.

Marik&Bakura&Malik: ((Glares at Darius))

Darius: ((Sighs))

Me: Heheh... anyway... R&R and i'll continue the story.. R&R R&R R&R!

Kurayami: She'll never learn -.-;;; anyway sharp stuff rulezzzzz! ((Insane grin and then bursts out into laughters))

Me: Oh, and I changed the title to Bakura, Marik and Malik in another world, I don't think Bakura's bored would've been a nice title... for the story coming up heheh bye bye folks!