Title: Series of Naruto fairy tales

Chapter 2: The sleeping ninja!

Disclaimer: still, nothing here belongs to me. Sigh

Setus: oh hello everyone! Welcome again. Oh yea, the ninjas are really hacking me around here. Actually I didn't plan for chapter one to be so 'mild', I was expecting Naruto and the others to be a bit like themselves rather than you know, subtle to my script. Anyway, they'll be a little participative from now on. Also we changed the setting around here; let's have a little on stage setting! (Spreads hands to show the grand stage)I'll be the music director for this scene. (Turns around to look at backstage) hey! Put down the kunai! (Points at Naruto) ok that's it! You're not in this chapter!

Naruto: EHHHH!

(Curtains draw, lightings on)

(Plays music: Naruto's Main Theme)

Once upon a time … in a far, far away land, there lived a king and a queen. They didn't have any children, and wished hard every day for one.

"Oh how I wish I could have a child!" Queen Tsunade cried as she sat on her throne.

"Oh don't despair, my dear." King Jiraiya consoled his wife.

So finally one day, the wish was granted. Queen Tsunade gave birth to a princess.

"Hail to the princess Sasuke!" the subjects of the royal court chanted as the princess was presented.

Then a glow of pink light descended in front of the Royal family.

"I'll bless her with beauty…" then, from admist the pink light, emerged a tall figure whose gown of a pink tutu flowed behind him like a river stained pink. (Plays music: Kakashi's theme) Kakashi, the pink fairy said in a monotone as he landed in front of the King and queen with a flutter of his delicate pink wings.

"I'll bless her with the gift martial arts!" Rock Lee, the green fairy appeared beside Kakashi and blessed the infant. Dressed in all green with green wings, the hairstyle and the thickness of his eyebrows brought horror to the court.

The whole palace was in a joyous mood, celebrations, cheering, toasting, laughing…

Laughing! Then everyone heard an evil laugh.

"Muhahahahaa!"

(Plays music: Orochimaru's theme)

Everyone turned to look at the evil source. The joyous mood disappeared as they saw walking up the steps to the king and queen was a cloaked figure. He reached the top of the stairs and looked down at the princess with coldness. Tsunade held her baby close to her heart to protect her.

(Play music: Fooling mode)

"What am I doing here?" the cloaked figure asked suddenly, face filled with confusion as he turned to look at the court members below him. All members of the court fainted, including the king and the queen. The two fairies had each a large droplet of sweat forming at the side of their foreheads.

"Oh, right. I'm here to curse the princess." The figure remembered all of a sudden, and turned abruptly to look evilly at the princess.

(Plays music back to Orochimaru's theme)

"I'm Itachi!" the figured announced. "The most evil fairy of the land! Muhahahaha!" somehow his laughter only brought more sweat to the fairies and royal subjects. "I will bless this child, with death, at the sixteenth birthday, due to a sheer prick on the finger by a kunai!"

The queen's face turned pale and the king's lost color. The evil fairy turned and walked away, laughing horrendously as he left.

"Oh what should I do!" The queen wept as she held her child.

"Fear not, my queen! This child is still in the springtime of youth!"

(Plays music: Gai's theme! A round of applause please!)

Everyone looked up and saw a blue light descending. Fairy Rock Lee looked at the light, eyes sparkling while Fairy Kakashi buried his face in his hands. The blue light then took form, revealing a Fairy, hairstyle and eyebrows similar to Fairy Rock Lee's, only worst. He wore a tight, one-piece, blue outfit with a little small skirt around his waist and a pair of shrunk wings. He struck a pose, showing his teeth, holding a thumbs-up sign in front of the king and queen. Although the two were mortified by Itachi's 'curse', they stared at the fairy blankly, as if someone had just burst into the scene with a vulture hat.

"Gai-sensei!" Rock Lee cried happily as he saw the last fairy appear.

"Do not despair, my dear queen!" Fairy Gai bellowed. "Although I do not have the powers to undo Itachi's curse, I can turn this situation around with my superb powers!"

Behind, Fairy Kakashi muttered something to himself while Fairy Rock Lee stared at Fairy Gai with admiration.

"I'll bless the princess, that at the age of sixteen, she shall live. She'll prick her finger, but will fall into a deep sleep, until a time when a prince's kiss shall awaken her!" Fairy Gai sent his blessings.

"Gai-sensei! That was so cool!" Fairy Rock Lee threw himself forward and the two fairies hugged each other, tears flowing. Fairy Kakashi and the others watched with horrified expressions. Though this was not the desired ending but it was the best. To avoid the misfortune, King Jiraiya ordered kunais of the land to be destroyed. Within three days, all kunais were melted and forged into other metal articles. Not a single trace of such a weapon was then seen.

(Curtains close, at backstage)

Setus: Get ready for second scene! Where's Sasuke?

Sasuke: What… (Came out from dressing room)

Everyone saw Sasuke coming. Naruto burst out laughing at sasuke wearing a dress. Sasuke gave him a death glare.

Setus: (giggle, stops) ok, get ready! (giggles)

(Curtain opens, lights on)

(Plays music: Naruto's Daily Life)

So after sixteen years, the princess grew up into a beautiful (Giggles at the backstage) and skillful princess. She trained with everyday in her garden, with shurikens and swords. The king and queen watched as their princess grew up day by day happily. Gradually, they forgot the evil fairy's curse.

Then one day, as princess Sasuke was training in the garden, he found a passageway out of the garden. She had trained in the garden all her life, she knows the garden like the back of her hand. So out of curiosity, she into the passage. The passage was long and dark; she felt her way out of the darkness and into the light.

It was a garden, a large and beautiful garden. And in the middle of it, was a tower. The tower loomed above her, as she got nearer. The steps were high, so up she climbed and climbed. Then at the top, was a shrine, with sunlight shone on it. Princess Sasuke got closer. On the shrine was a piece of metal. Sasuke reached out to touch it. She held it in her hand, and found it light and handy.

She fiddled with it and realised it was a weapon. Seeing it, she turned and started weilding it. The longer she practiced, the more she liked it.

Then suddenly, her hand slipped and the kunai turned and pricked her finger.

"Itai!" princess Sasuke screamed. (sasuke made a disgusted face as he was expected to scream) Blood oozed out of the wound. Then, she felt dizzy and collasped onto the ground. Then out of the shadows…

(Play music: orochimaru's theme)

"Muhahahaha!" Itachi came out of the shadows and laughed. "That damn Fairy Gai!" he sneered suddenly. Far away, Fairy Gai sneezed. "You shall live, but you shall sleep forever Princess Sasuke, Muhahahaha!"

(Curtains drawn. Lights dimmed)

Itachi: I feel like a fool doing that…

Sasuke: can I get up already!

Setus: Eh, someone get the bed! Naruto! Don't just stand there! Ok the two of you, get ready!

(Curtains open. Lights on)

(Plays music: piano version of Naruto's main theme. The one played at Sandaime's funeral.)

The palace and the land sank into solemn as their beloved princess had met with the misfortune. The king and queen were most devastated.

"Oh, my child!" Queen Tsunade wailed. "My child! Why!" King Jiraiya can only do his best to console his wife. The only thing they can do is to wait for the destined prince.

(Plays music: Evil)

Itachi was not finished, to prevent the princess from awakening, he casted an illusion to make everyone in the country sleep with his Makengyo Sharingan. As the city sleeps, surrounding vegetation grew and covered the city. Soon there was not a trace of human activity in at least ten miles. The city just slept and slept, nobody knows for how long.

(Play music: Daylight of Konoha)

(Setus: oops wrong music!)

(Switch music: Konohamaru's theme)

Then one day on a crossroad outside of the 'city', two princes arrived from two different directions. When they saw each other…

"What! You again!" the pink haired prince shouted.

"Eh! Big forehead! What the hell are you doing here!" the other screamed.

"What did you say, Ino-pig!" the pink haired prince countered.

"I've heard that years ago there's a princess around here who was under an evil jutsu. I'm here to save her." Prince Ino said.

"For I'm here for the same reasons too, but the princess will be saved by me, not a pig like you." Prince Sakura sneered.

(Plays music: it's the training)

The two princes regarded each other with daggers in their eyes. Then with a war cry, they charged off in the same direction, competing with the other as to who will get there first.

"I'll save the princess!" Prince Ino shouted.

"No I'll save her!" Prince Sakura threw kunai at the other prince.

"What!" Ino fired 5 shurikens at Sakura.

Along the way, they fired curses at each other and fought by throwing shurikens and kunais, hence cutting a path through the sleeping city. So when they finally realized where they are, they dismounted from their toads they are riding. Up ahead was the vine-covered palace.

With another look at each other, the two rivals ran forward, slashing at the vines. They entered the palace and made their way up. (Play music: Confrontment) They found everyone asleep, including the king and queen. Then in the tallest chamber, they found the princess.

(play music: Sexiness eh, the music played when naruto used sexy no jutsu on jiraiya)

"Oh…" Prince Ino and Prince Sakura sighed at the sight of Princess Sasuke sleeping.

"She's so beautiful…"

"Oh look, how cute!"

(Backstage… the entire crew laughed.)
At this, the three fairies appeared.

"She'll awake…" Fairy Kakashi said.

"If the true prince…" Fairy Rock Lee continued.

"Kisses her!" Fairy Gai finished, striking the pose. The two princes winced at that pose and regarded each fairy's words carefully.

"I'll kiss her and wake her!" Prince Ino announced suddenly ashe leaned forward.

"No! I'll do it!" Prince Sakura shrieked and pulled himback.

"What are you doing!"

"I'll kiss her!"

"No, I'll kiss her!"

"No, me!"

"Me!"

"ME!"

The two rivals drew their weapons and started fighting, shouting and screaming, who to kiss Sasuke as they clashed weapons.

"I'll kiss her!"

"No, I'll kiss her!"

"No, me!"

"Me!"

"ME!"

They made such a din that the fairies retreated behind the blinds.

"I'll kiss her!"

"No, I'll kiss her!"

"No, me!"

"Me!"

"ME!"

"Ah SHUT UP!" a voice then came. Everyone stopped and turned to see who it was. The bed covers were thrown as Princess Sasuke sat up. "What are you guys shouting about? I'm trying to sleep here!"

Then she saw the two princes holding Kunais and remembered how she fell into a deep sleep. She gave a harsh gasp and retreated to the head post, eyes filled with horror.

"Princess sasuke!" Ino lurched forward, Sakura followed behind.

"IYEEEEE!" the princess threw the covers and ran for her life.

Sakura: Wait! Sasuke-kun! I'm supposed to kiss you!

Sasuke: (Stop running and flinched. "Kiss?") No! (Started running again)

Ino: Wait, it's me! I'm supposed to kiss Sasuke-kun!

Setus: So the story ended. The whole city awoke and returned to their daily normal life. The king and queen were happy, but there was a little problem… that who's going to marry the princess?

Sasuke: it's none of my business! The show's over!

Sakura: Wait!

Ino: the Kiss!

A/N ok how's this chapter? I went through some trouble to put in the most relevant music as possible so, if you can, consider that factor when you read. Ahaha. Anyway, reviews please!