Series of Naruto Fairy Tales

Chapter 3: Three Little Ninjas

Setus: hello everyone. Not a great opening huh? Ok, ehem. HELLO ALL PEOPLE! Ok, here's something. I'm sure all of you know about the story about the three little pigs right?

Audience: Yes….

Setus: so what I have done in this chapter is to change things a little, turn the tables a little. This chapter is dedicated to my friends who helped to stand up against the big bad wolf. First of all, Cher Zephyris, the day when you saw the review you were there to share my thoughts and thanks for hearing me screaming from my house all the way to the mall. Next, TwilightStaruby, thanks for sticking around review after review and also help me beta read. Yuning, though you don't read fan fictions I still want to thank you, for teaming up with TwilightStaruby in the review. Oh yea, there will be a replay of Narurella because personally I think it's not up to standard. oh yea and a little sorry note, the players at the control room were damaged by an over zealous Naruto the other day so there won't be any music today.

Here's the story.

Backstage.

Setus: ok everyone get ready, lights!

Naruto: I hate this costume. (adjusting his clothes)

Shikamaru: This is troublesome

Chouji: Can I not be in this chapter?

Ino: it's fine! You two look great. (Snigger)

Setus: Ah shut up and get going.

(Curtains draw, lights on)

Once upon a time, there were three little ninjas.

"Three…" the first ninja, Chouji uttered.

"Little…" the second ninja, Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Pigs…" the third ninja, Shikamaru muttered and gave a sigh.

The three ninjas grew up quickly, and soon it was time to leave home and find their places in the world. The first ninja sat down and thought. He needed a home. Also, what can he use to build his house. He walked and walked. Soon he became hungry. Chouji sat down on a rock. From within his pouch he took out a packet of potato chips.

POP! He opened it and started munching. One packet after another. One packet after another. Soon, the ground was covered with, er, uncountable number of potato chip packages. Chouji looked down and saw the mess he made.

DING! An idea popped out in his mind.

The sun went down and came back up; there was a house in the empty space outside a forest. It was made, (sigh), of potato chip package.

BACKSTAGE

Naruto: Ahahahahaha! Potato chip package! Ahahaha!

Setus: aha… laugh… your turn! (push naruto out onto the stage)

The second ninja, Naruto went around 'inquisitively' to look for his place in the world. Then he came to a parlor selling Ramen.

"I-chi-ra-ku Ra-me-n…" Naruto read the sign. Then an idea popped out of his mind.

The sun went down and came back up. There was a house just outside a village. It was made of, dried Ramen…

BACKSTAGE

Shikamaru: My turn? This is troublesome…

Setus: Troublesome? There will be EVEN more trouble if you don't do it. (towering over Shikamaru with a black face and shimmering eyes)

Shikamaru: (Flinch) (Sigh)

"Ah… menokusen!" the third ninja, Shikamaru said as he was on his back looking at clouds. The sky went from a blue to an orange, soon to a dark blue. He had no house to live in. Besides, it was too troublesome to build one. So he strolled until he reached a village, Konoha.

"Soka!" Yes! Shikamaru thought and into the village he went, and rent a room in a motel to stay.

All was well, as the three little ninjas lived happily. I wish that were the case, but unfortunately not. From the mighty country of Wind came a ferocious ninja. On her back she carried a big fan, capable of creating strong winds. So along came Temari. She came to the first ninja's house.

"I challenge you to a ninja fight! For practice before my Chuunin Examination! Get out of there! For I'll blow down your house!" Temari shouted.

"No I won't! Never!"

SHING! The magnificent fan was out.

"Ninpo, Kamaitachi!" Temari cried as she swung her fan. The house of potato chip package was instantly blown away, leaving a crouched figure in the middle of the land. The potato chip packages were blown away, far, far away. A group of ninjas were doing their mission of cleaning a field. The wind died down and the packages landed on the field.

"ARGHH!" a female ninja screamed as she saw the cleaned field being dirtied.

"Don't worry, Tenten, it's good training for us!" Rock Lee, one of her teammates said.

"Right!" their teacher, Gai-sensei chipped in. "You are still in the spring time of youth!" he did a pose and showed a thumbs up sign.

"Gai-sensei is so cool!" Rock Lee looked at his teacher who had a similar appearance as he did with admiration. The two other ninjas sighed and shook their heads as the teacher and student sped around to compete who clears the field first.

"IYEEEEE!" Chouji screamed and ran away as fast as he could. He ran and ran until he came to the second ninja's Ramen house. The two hid inside the house. Temari soon caught up.

"Get out of there! I challenge you to a ninja fight! For practice before my Chuunin Examination! Get out of there! For I'll blow down your house!" Temari shouted.

"No I won't! You rough woman!" Naruto exclaimed.

SHING! The majestic fan was out again.

"Dai- Kamaitachi no jutsu!" Temari shouted as she swung her fan. The house of Ramen rattled and one by one, the sticks of Ramen flew off. The sticks traveled for a short distance before being attracted by gravity. A ninja was half submerged in the hot spring, crouching beside the fence separating the women and men. The sticks landed on his head one by one before falling into the water.

"Argh, argh, argh…" Ebisu uttered as each stick of Ramen hits his head. He turned around and saw the cooked ramen floating in the water.

"Haha…" he gave a hearty cry and started eating the ramen while he enjoyed the hot spring, at the same time, relaxation for his eyes…

"IYEEEE!" The two ninjas screamed as they ran away from the ferocious kunoichi. They ran into Konoha village and sought help from the cleverest ninja they knew. They took cover in the motel Shikamaru rented.

When the villagers saw Temari coming, they scurried away and hid inside their house.

"Get out of there! I challenge you to a ninja fight! For practice before my Chuunin Examination! Get out of there! For I'll blow down your house!" Temari shouted.

"This is so troublesome." Shikamaru muttered.

SHING! The grandiose fan was out once again.

"Ninpo-Kamaitachi!" she shouted as she swung the fan. The winds were strong, but not strong enough to blow the motel. Temari gritted her teeth and clutched her fan.

" Dai-Kamaitachi no jutsu!" she shouted again and swung her fan more harder. The winds were strong and the tiles on the roof rattled, but not strong enough the blow the motel. Temari was really furious. She bit her thumb and smeared a stream of blood on her fan.

"Kuchiyose, Kirikiri mai!" Temari bellowed as she swung her fan. A creature appeared and started slashing at the motel. Lines appeared around the motel as the building collapsed into pieces. Temari surveyed her masterpiece and gave a little grin.

Then suddenly, from within the rubble, emerged three figures. Shikamaru stared at the ferocious figure before him and sighed. Temari raised her fan and swung it. Shikamaru and the other two braced themselves.

…………………….

Temari swung her fan again.

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"Are?" Temari looked confused, and so she tried swinging her fan this way and that way. No wind came.

"What is she doing…" Naruto muttered, eyes half-opening, sweat dripping from the side of his forehead.

"Saa…" Chouji looked at her with equal confusion. Temari gave up a while later. Embarrassed, as her chakra were used up, she kept her fan and shouted.

"Humph! This round is called off, we'll continue fighting during the Chuunin Examination!" Temari huffed and turned to walk off.

"Menokusen…" Shikamaru tucked his hands into his pockets. "She didn't realize that this is the last motel in the village. If she comes here, where is she going to stay?"

Setus: oh really, well that's too bad then. And also unfortunately for you three, neither do you have a home too. (points to the three ninjas)

Naruto: Eh! (Eyes wide opened)

A/N sorry guys. This chapter is a little crappy, but it's written in haste. Please note that Narurella will be re-written. If anyone is interested to know what happened to the plunge in quality of this story, please refer to the reviews for answers. As for my three friends, thank you so much, I believe you guys deserve better than this crappy chapter, but this is the best I could do at the moment. Oh yea, be sure to go read Shadow of the Magnificent Fan's epilogue when I'm done rewriting it. To all other audiences, I hereby ask a little favor from you, I would like to see reviews in support of this story or not. It's easy to stop writing; I just need answer from the audience. As for Ms Question Mark, if you 'happen' to read this, my friends and I will always welcome you back for another round of debate, although you may, or rather I predict 'will' not continue to subject to our 'childishness'. Whatever we said in reply to you, especially mine, still holds true till this day, and I swear I'll never stop blaming you. And I dare to challenge you to write a story, since you think you are better than me. Oh yea, if that happens, please 'remember' to tell me your penname as I, and also my friends will be 'thrilled' to read your story, if possible also, 'beta read' for you, although we believe we are not up to the 'great' standard as yours.