Title: Bakura, Marik and Malik in another world.

Title chapter: The horror has returned!

Warning: craziness, ooc a bit, oc.

Disclaimer: Do I LOOK like I own Yu-Gi-Oh? NO I DON'T MWUAHAAHAHAH! ((coughs)) Anyway I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Happy reading fun!

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And now! Have a great time reading everything you read and will read has all been invented by me, p.s. Darius is my property ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL HIM SHALL DIE A HUNDRED DEATHS!

Darius: ... sheezzz... talking bout overprotective... Anyway read and then review!

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'Ohhhhhh what a nice place! Look at that nice little doggie!' Malik said pointing at a growling furious pitbull like dog, he clasped his hands together. 'How sweet! I think it likes me!'

Bakura slapped his forhead and muttered some insults, finally he looked up at the sky. 'Why... WHY ME RA!' he yelled while lightning struck him.

Marik and Malik stared at him. 'You think he made Ra mad?' Malik asked.

'Yep.' Marik said and bounced up and down. 'WHIEEEEE!' he screamed and pointed at a young boy in front of them. 'WHAT A FUNNY LOOKING BOY IT HAS POINTY EARS!'

The boy twitched. '... funny looking? I'LL GIVE YOU FUNNY! BRESA ATTACK!' he yelled and the dog jumped on Marik.

'Ahhhhhhhhh get it off get if off!' Marik yelled tryingt to prevent the dog from biting him.

Bakura slowly got up rubbing his hair. 'Oh boy that hurted.' he muttered.

Malik stared at him. 'Aren't you supposed to be dead?' he asked astonished.

'No... I can't die... ASLONG AS I HAVE MY INSANITY I CAN'T DIE! I WILL ALWAYS LIVE ON! I'M IMMORTAL! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!' Bakura laughed.

Malik sweatdropped and edged away slowly. 'Okay 'Kura...' he said and finally grabbed the Rod banging it on the dogs head.

'SOMEONE WHO STILL LOVES ME!' Marik yelled happy while the dog ran back yelping.

Malik twitched and hit Mariks head. 'I LOVE YOU MARIK!' he screamed and kissed him.

Bakura cocked an eyebrow. 'Nice way to say 'I love you' Malik...' he said shaking his head. 'I want sharpy sharpy stuff!' he finally said giggling and ran over to the boy putting a blade against his throat. 'I WANT SHARPY SHARPY STUFF! GIMME!'

The boys eyes widened. 'Here! here!' he yelled giving Bakura his dagger and sword.

'YAY! Sharp stuff!' Bakura yelled and hugged them.

'Sheez... just as insane as that girl I saw here...' the boy muttered sweatdropping.

Malik looked up. 'What girl?' he asked suspicious.

'Oh dunno, some blondehaired freak talking like this, 'like you know like does this like color suits on me like you know?' sheezzz she was insane!' the yelled and shook his head. 'I'm off!' he said and ran off with his dog.

Marik, Bakura and Malik looked at each other in horror. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' they yelled and ran off into the first alley they saw.. and bumped right into.. HER!

'Hey! Like you know like, what are you guys like doing here like you know?' Mai yelled.

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!' the three of them yelled.

Mai blinke cutely. 'Oh like you know, your such a like, cuteyboy!' she said pointing at Marik.

'Great. Holy. Freaking. RA!' Marik yelled and cowered behind Malik.

Malik glared at Mai fiercely. 'No-one shall love my Marik except for me and Bakura!' he yelled and drew his sword.

Mai's eyes widened. 'Like.. you know... like... that thing is like... sharp you know... like.. you can't hurt someone like you know?' she said fearfull.

Malik smirked. 'Yes, I could hurt someone.' he said with a wicked grin. 'I could hurt... YOU!' he yelled chasing her.

'LIKE YOU KNOW LIKE GET AWAY WITH THAT LIKE SHARP THING!' she cried out.

Bakura scratched his backhead and looked at Marik. 'What the Hell are we supposed to do? Leave her here or take her with us so she can go home?' he whimpered fearing the fact she had to come with them maybe.

Darius appeared with them in a puf of golden smoke. 'Ah sheezzz mom, I told you no gold!' he muttered waving the golden smoke away.

Bakura stared at him. 'WE FOUND YOU! NOW WE CAN GO HOME!' he said gladly.

Marik blinked and finally pumped a fist in the air. 'YAY!'

'Well actually you haven't found me, I found you guys, I just came here to send her back home, I think you three suffer enough without her.' Darius said simply and snapped his fingers while Mai dissapeared in a puf of golden smoke. 'MOM I SAID NO GOLD!' he bellowed.

They could hear faint laughing in the distance and all except for Darius cocked their eyebrow.

'Yeah sorry that was my mom she loves to rub the fact in me that i'm half angel, anyway you guys go do whatever you wanna go do and i'll be off!' he said and dissapeared in a puf of golden smoke. 'MOM!' they could hear him yell faintly.

Malik, Bakura and Marik stared at eachother. 'You know... that made no sense...' Marik said.

'I get what you mean... WHAT'S UP WITH THE GOLD? I MEAN COME ON EVIL CAN HAVE GOLD TOO!' Malik yelled while Bakura and Marik fell animestyle.

'NO YOU MORON WE MEANT WHAT THE KID SAID!' Bakura yelled.

Darius appeared with them again but this time in a puff of black smoke and hit Bakura's head. 'I have a name you know.' he said and dissapeared again... in a puff of black smoke.

Marik and Malik pointed at Bakura laughing out loud.

Bakura muttered something under neath breath and started to walk off.

'Ahh no worries Bakura, we still love you!' Malik said running towards Bakura and kissing his cheek.

'We just found it fun that he hit you.' Marik said with a smug smirk.

'And I should feel happy now why?' Bakura muttered.

'We're gonna start the evil song if you won't.' Malik said nodding.

Bakura's eyes widened.

'If your happy and you know it clap your hands!' Marik said and clapped his hands twice.

'If your happy and you know it clap your hands!' Malik said and clapped his hands twice.

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Bakura yelled and ran off.

Malik blinked and finally ran after Bakura. 'Kura! WAIT UP DON'T LEAVE US HER ALL UNPROTECTED! IF THERE ARE WOLFS OR BAD STUFF YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM!' he yelled.

MArik sweatdropped and scratched his cheek. 'O-kaaay then... we know that too...' he muttered and followed the two.

'Soon... soon he shall help me with conquering this world... WITH NOODLES! OH I LOVE NOODLES! HMMMM!' the mysterious person said and gave a cruel smile. 'BAKURA-KUN! YOU SHALL HELP ME WITH CONQUERING THE WORLD! MWUAHAHAH!' at that the mysterious person dissapeared.

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Me: AND THAT WAS CHAPTER EIGHT! anyway I hope you enjoyed the insanity and i'll be seeing you next chap! Bye bye!

Darius: ... My mom always rubs it in...

Marina: Ofcourse I do dear, so nice, gold suits you better then black or silver.

Darius: ((Blinks and looks at Marina)) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ((Flies off)) CIAO!

Marina: COME BACK HERE SON! God damned boy... ((Mutters underneath breath and walks off))

Me: ... riiiiiiiiightio... nice conversation... anyway R&R! Ja ne!