Author's Notes: Idea from the crack pairing generator again. Oshigaku, Mobile Phone. There's a bit of Japanese used here, just basic family terms, because while I know Oshitari has an older sister, I don't know her name, and didn't want to make one up because she might have a canon one. This fic takes place at the Oshitari home, if you like Hyoutei living in dorms then he can be home for the holiday/weekend. Beta-ed by Fatedtofall.

Japanese Used:
Nee-san/chan –big sis.

O-ka –Mother. Kansai-ben version of "Okaa-san," but don't quote me on that because I only have one source.

'Tou-san –Father

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, only the order of the words.

"Yuushi! Your cell's beeping!"

Oshitari Yuushi glanced over his shoulder at his older sister, raising an eyebrow. "I hear. I'll get it in a moment."

"It's a text message; I can just read it to you. Far be it from me to make you put down your sappy book. I should be the one—"

"No, I'll get it, Nee-san."

"I've got it! It's probably just one of your little school friends inviting you to play tennis or something. Let's see… 'Yuushi, are your parents home? I want to—' –Okay then, I believe I'll leave the rest of that to your imagination."

Yuushi looked over his shoulder angrily, fixing her with a glare. A glare…with a touch of mortification…and…oooo, was that a hint of a blush she detected? Her little brother lost his cool so rarely. This was an opportunity to be savored.

"I told you I'd get it!" he snapped.

"But you have a girlfriend? And you didn't tell your Nee-chan?" She cuffed him playfully across the shoulder. "I'm so hurt! Is she pretty? Is she a high schooler? How long have you been seeing her?" She danced around him as she bombarded him with questions, holding the cell phone out of his reach.

"Give me the damn phone, Nee-san!"

"You won't tell me? I'll just have to see who sent it, then! Oh, you have another message coming in! And it's a picture! Ha, I can see anyways!"

Yuushi lunged for the phone, but she skipped back out of his reach. "Give it to me!"

"Here we go…Oh! It's your doubles partner? Damn, I knew you said he was flexible, but… wow."

"NEE-SAN!"

"It is your doubles partner! Ooo, Yuushi's queer!"

"I am not, I'm just—!"

"I'm telling O-ka!"

"GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHONE!"

"Language, Yuushi! Or do you want me to message your little boy-toy back and tell him to come over right now?"

Yuushi paused, a look of deep consideration on his face. "Well…since O-ka and 'Tou-san aren't home, and you know about us now…" he smirked. "Why don't you do just that? I'll go get everything ready."

"…Get what ready?"

He glanced back over his shoulder, characteristic smirk still spread across his face. "Unless you have your own earplugs?"