Chapter 5: Little Red Riding Sakura
Setus: HIYA EVERYONE I'M BACKY!
Sasuke: oh darn, the crazy one is back…
Naruto: Is it my turn? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Setus: Ehem, before we start please allow me to say a few words.
It's high time I thought of coming back here to write a few things, I've been blogging a lot these days and I actually wrote some stories in my blogs, hence it's a rarity anyone would see me here. I don't really like to be bounded by rules and regulations so I was hoping to write, but have it somewhere where I won't get deleted away that easily and nasty comments. But the other day I received two e-mails for reviews. Wow, it really came as a shock as I didn't expect anything after I stopped writing. It really motivated me to actually continue to entertain my readers. Shadow of the Magnificent Fan was my first romance success story, so I really had hopes high for that one. Now that after so long someone actually reviewed me, I decided to cure my itchy fingers and have another chapter here. I apologize for the degraded quality, as I've been writing argumentative and discursive essays lately and no novel telling.
Setus: Alright let's get it started! (plays the music of black eye peas' 'let' get it started'.)
Shikamaru: Wrong music…
Setus: oops!
(Curtains open, lights on)
(plays music: Sakura's theme)
Once upon a time, there was a little girl called Little Red Riding Sakura. (Sakura comes on stage and jump about) Everyone loved her company as she was clever and polite, hence making her the most welcomed and doted of the village.
"That is of course! I'm so Kawaii!" Sakura burst out, holding up her chin as she posed.
(backstage, a cold wind blew past the crew, everyone wore a blank look…)
Ino: That big forehead girl! (cleches fist)
(On stage)
(plays music: Naruto's daily life)
So one day, her mother needed her to run an errand.
"Sakura! Here's some sweets and food, take them to Granny Tsunade across the forest!"
"Hai!" Little Red Riding Sakura answered as she went downstairs to find her mother. "Ittekimus! (I'm off!)" So little red riding Sakura went off to her granny's house. Then on the way…
"Hello, little red riding Sakura, where are you off to?" A gigantic snake in the forest asked her as she passed.
(play music: Orochimaru's theme)
"Oh hello Mr. Snake! I'm going to my granny's house." Sakura said sarcastically. "And don't even think of coming." With that, Sakura skipped off.
Orochimaru sneered as he watched Sakura disappear. Then in a puff of smoke, he disappeared. The next moment, he was at the doorstep of a house in the forest.
"Haha, it'll be a great feast." He thought as he transformed into Sakura and knocked on the door.
"Who's there!" a fierce voice sounded.
"It's me," Orochimaru said.
(Backstage: Oi! Your voice! Your voice!)
"Oh, oh ok, er," Orochimaru cleared his throat. "It's me, Little Red Riding Sakura." Orochimaru said in a high pitched voice.
(Backstage: Ahahahahahhaha)
Orochimaru cast a devilish look at backstage.
Setus: Ahem, yeah, er…
(On stage)
The granny in the house was delighted.
"Open the door, dear girl."
Orochimaru opened the door and saw heaps of notes, books, and scrolls all around the place. And on the table was a mountain of paper. The granny was hidden behind. Orochimaru laughed to himself and crept forward. Then he transformed into a snake and swallowed up the granny.
"Ah, help help! Can't I just beat this guy up!" Granny Tsunade said angrily.
(backstage)
setus: sorry, that's not in the script.
(on stage)
"Muhahahahhhahah! I've eaten one of the three legendary ninjas! I'm invincible!" Orochimaru gave a triumph cry and laughed.
And so the granny was eaten, and the wolf, er, I mean snake took her place behind the piles of paper and await for the young innocent girl.
Meanwhile, Little Red Sakura was still on her way to her granny's house. There she met a training ninja who was hacking down trees for the village.
"Yo! Sakura-chan!" the ninja cried as he saw the girl.
"Oh, hello Naruto." Sakura tried her utmost best to keep positive.
"How bout a date?" Naruto said cheekily.
BAM! Naruto was seen sailing through the air with a bun on his head.
"BAKA!" Sakura shouted.
"Shannaro! (HELL YEAH)" inner sakura cried.
And so, our little friend here continued her journey. Soon she was at the doorstep of the granny's house.
Knock! Knock!
"Who's there?" Granny (Orochimaru) asked.
(Backstage: Your VOICE! YOUR VOICE!)
"Oh oh," clears throat, "Who's there?"
(Backstage: Ahahahahahhaha)
Orochimaru cast a devilish look at backstage.
Setus: Ahem, yeah, er…
(On stage)
"It's me granny Tsunade, Little Red Riding Sakura!"
"Oh ho ho, come in, come in!"
And so when Little Red Riding Sakura opened the door, the most shocking scene welcomed her. Behind the desk was not the granny anymore but a big gigantic snake, laughing. The snake headed for her without warning.
BAM! The snake was seen sailing through the air with a bun on the head.
"Granny Tsunade! Where are you?" Sakura started shouting.
"No need for that, you silly girl!" The snake glided towards her. "The great granny has become my lunch, and you, will have the honor of becoming my DINNER!"
"AIYEEE!" Sakura screamed and ran off. The snake followed closely behind, with their voices echoing through the forest.
Then our friend Naruto heard the screaming and headed straight for them. There he saw our friend Little Red Riding Sakura being chased by a gigantic snake.
"Mate! (Wait)" Naruto shouted as he leaped forward. The snake turned and saw the trainee ninja coming and opened his mouth in his direction.
"Huh! Mate! Cho-cho chotomate!" Naruto screamed as he was trapped in the fangs of the snake, and sailed down the snake's body.
"Desert is served." Orochimaru said as he turned back to face Sakura.
Meanwhile, in the snake's stomach.
"Ahhhhhh!" Naruto cried as he traveled down the long body and hit something.
"Itai!(Ouch)"
"Eh? Who's there!" Naruto cried as he heard another voice.
"Get your feet off me, you lousy ninja!"
"Who are you calling lousy you old woman!"
Then they realized who each other were.
"Humph, still brag that you want to be the hokage, and now you're eaten by a snake."
"Chey, what kind of a legendary ninja are you, got eaten up by a snake."
"What did you say!"
"You want to fight?"
"Then let's take it outside!"
"Tajyuu, Kage bunshin no jutsu!"
From outside, Orochimaru's body was seen to bloat up severely as Naruto multiplied, I mean, as in made many replicas and multiplied in numbers, er, ah whatever, you get the meaning.
"Hey, get off me!" Tsunade pushed off two Narutos.
"AH!" Orochimaru cried as his stomach burst and out came hundreds of Naruto and the Granny.
"Granny!" Sakura rushed forward. But the granny ignored her.
"You dumb idiot, I can just finish you off using one finger!"
"Humph, then why on earth you got eaten up by the snake!"
Setus: And so, they fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought, and fought……
Sasuke: (appears) you better stop them…
Setus: (looks around) Ah! MY STAGE! STOP THAT YOU TWO! ARGH!
Ok, that's all folks, hope this isn't too bad, haha, but like I said, I lost some quality writing skills. Haha. Until next time.