Archer + Kimbley, yaoi, humor, PG-13

Bend Over
by Maaya

"There." Archer pointed to the desk. "Take your pants off and bend over."

Kimbley studied the desk. It was a nice one, large, polished, black. It'd be comfortable to lean on. Perfect height, he wouldn't have to bend his knees, or stand on his toes. Easy to clean off stains. But... "No."

Archer raised his eyebrows and smiled his thin smile. "I'll let you blow up the desk when we're done."

"No." Kimbley's own eyebrows twitched. The desk would be fun to blow up. He could do it piece by piece, to make the fun last longer, he could make one large explosion just for kicks, he could...wait, he'd said no. Damn. Why had he done that...had there been a rea...oh, pants. Bend over. Nevermind. "No," he repeated, to show how sure he was of his decision.

"I'll let you blow up the desk and the office."

Silence.

"I hate you," Kimbley said. He took his pants off and bent over.

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