Vacation from HELL!
Chapter 1
The trip
It was a horrible earth Saturday as a group of Irken Aliens exited a house on the corner of town centre. They walked out of the house, down the garden path and stopped as they reached the kerb.
The gothic yet highly aggresive female, more formally known as Yoa stepped out into the road looking up and down the street, then turning around and walking back to the group all of whom had suitcases and passports.
The group itself consisted of 6 people named Yoa, Dib, Zim, Aleera, Loki andGas and 1 animal, the robotic form of Gir.
All of them were waiting rather impatiently, looking for the cab to arrive, to take them to Stansted airport, for them to board a plane to go to Japan. Suddenly Zim jumped forward yelling
"There is that infernal human controlled cab"
As everyone in the group looked a black cab was rounding the corner and stopping at the kerb where they were all currently standing. As the cab came to a halt Yoa the aggresive yet remotely attractive one and her boyfriend Dib stood forwards tobe the first to put their luggage in the boot.
When everyone else folllowed suit by putting their luggage in the boot of the cab, they were ready and set to go.
They travelled two and a half hours from town centre in swindon to stansted airport.
When they eventually reached the airport Yoa was in a really pissy mood, it might've been something to do with the fact that she had just travelled for two and a half hours in a slightly cramped cab, with her despised ex-lover or the fact that she was three weeks pregnant.
As Yoa got out of the cab she whispered to Dib
"Thank fuck for that, now were out just another hour long trip on the plane and then we can you know" By this time Yoa had her leg around Dibs waist, in a seductive way.
This comment and leg action currently happening was making Dib very weak at the knees. Personally Dib could'nt wait for this vacation with Yoa because this would've been the first vacation he had, had with her without his parents (but with his sister).
Being 17 Dib knew he had a responsibility, he was to become a Dad in about eight months, and he had to start using his money wisely if he was to support Yoa and the Child.
Dib had been lost in his thoughts for 5 minutes before Zim shouted over
"Please will you to shagging bunnies, just get a room"
"Bug off Zim your just jellious that I managed to fuck Yoa right and you could'nt even manage a fucking erection" replied Dib.
Yoa was looking at the two arguing little children in her mind thinking 'oh just like old times come on Dib hit him'
"Boys stop it ok we are meant to be going on holiday not starting WW3 got it." Loki yelled over them
Dib and Zim although still glaring at each other entered the airport, but as soon as they entered they quickly found out they needed to rush
"OH FUCK" screamed Gaz at the top of her voice "Look at the times we need to put our stuff through now and look at the fucking queue, and its all because you two royal fuck heads decided on arguing"
"Gaz i have told you about swearing, this is to be a peaceful trip, no swearing please" Said Dib calmly
It took them 30 minutes of dead silence to put their bags through. After which they grab a quick sandwhich. Then went to sit in the waiting area for their plane number to come up.
Eventually, afetr5 minutesit didand the group were on their way to catch the plane to their dream vacation. They gave their passports and got on the plane all within 5 minutes.
It seemed like ages until the humans came on board and then the plane took of Yoa fell asleep on Dib as the Journey began.