As I walked past the dead body, surrounded by green dragons, I took one last cut over it's neck, just to make sure it was dead. The Slayer finally got slayed, ironic, isn't it? I kept asking myself, was he weak? Or am I really, really god. Never before has someone killed the Slayer. Some have claimed to though.
I walked back to Edgeville, my home town, passing green dragons, killing any that dared to try an attack.
I started to feel weaker and weaker, I didn't know what was happening. I collapsed, head first in the ground. My eyes were blurry, I then knew I was poisoned.
I tried to get up, nothing happened. I saw something coming towards me, i couldn't make out the figure. As it got closer I realised it was...The Slayer!
I held my dragon long sword, clutched in my right sword, while lying down, still unable to move. I heard his evil, evil laugh. He pulled his Dagger from under his belt, knelt down, and stabbed me once so hard i could feel it squirming around in my stomach. I pushed him back with my left hand, stood up raising my sword, fighting back was now pointless. He seemed to be in perfect condition.
I turned around noticing I could see edgeville bank. I pulled my bow and arrows from my back, shooting rapidly as the slayer approached once more. I shot him numerous times before collapsing. I had 1 last puff, and fell to the ground weak and tired. Soon the poison would kill me...
i walk over to lvl 1
wildy where evilhelicopter is.
i ask him what he's moaning about,
while holding a nice beverage of anti-poison in my hand. (unbeknowsnt
to me that its what evilhelicopter needs to
survive.
"help...me..." says
evilhelicopter.
as i drink the last of my anti-poison aahh, that
was tasty! i realise that he has a poisoned dragon dagger stuck in
his back. i pull it out, and put it in my inventory.
" This
will add to my fine collection!"
Evilhelicopter screams out
in pain and i say to him "dont worry you will respawn in
lumbridge."
he looks at me with a doubting face as he bends
over unhumanely on the ground and disappears.
i see the slayer
looking at me, so i throw a bronze dart at him
BULLSEYE!
well,
rather slayereye but i did 10 damage nonetheless and killed him. (its
all the hp he had)
i teleothered a kbd to lumbridge by mistake,
and then teleport myself there.
to be continued...