Chapter 5
Ryouga wakes up feeling clean, but not the clean cleanliness of a shower but the feeling you get after having progressed beyond limits previously untold of. 'I feel great.' Smiling for himself he slowly takes in the surroundings he's in. 'The Dojo? What am I doing here?' Someone of the Tendo's must have gotten a hold of me after I drained myself in that blast! But who?' Trying to remember Ryouga rises and gathers his backpack then moves about in circular motions looking for his bandanas. 'Where'd they go?' Without taking notice of his erratic movement he walks straight for the kitchen...
Kasumi finishes her smoke. 'Still got it!' With a flick of her wrist she incinerates the cigarette in the remaining thermal energy inherent to its structure. "Well hello Ryouga! What are you doing here? I thought you'd be sleeping in the dojo still?" Ryouga somewhat stunned to hear the voice of the eldest Tendo female blushes confusedly. "Ah-ah uh Kasumi! Did you get me to the dojo?" Scratching the back of his head Ryouga does his best to shut out the weird physical memories that move around inside his head while doing his best not to incriminate himself further. 'What's wrong with me?' Kasumi smiles a smile more commonly seen on Nabiki and motions herself into the immediate vicinity of the Hibiki boy. "Ryo-chan what's with that flush of your's, maybe your still weak from exhaustion." Smiling innocently and speaking with the trained voice of the Kasumi to gentle to be turned down Kasumi stands on her toes while gently stroking the forehead of ours truly. Ryouga being a martial artist of near Ranma class ability is suitably conditioned and therefore misses all the sensuous innuendo hidden in the motions performed by Kasumi. "Do you really think so Kasumi?" Kasumi's frown doesn't reach the visible range of Hibiki's eye range. Arching her back to clarify the presence of available female bust however gets the message through... 'Oh no!' The telltale stiffening before the trademark nosebleed is alerting the censoring part of Ryouga's autonomous nervous system. 'Error! Error! Error!' "Don't you dare faint on me Ryouga!" SPLASH! "Bweeeee!" Ryouga runs around the enraged and aroused Kaumi. 'Thank good for cold water and flower vases!' Kasumi's forehead draws a caricature housewife impression. "Arrrgh! Come back here P-chan! Mommy needs her fix..."
Akan Tendo lies exhausted beyond what her body is able to take... "Am...dy-...inggggg!" Frowning irritatedly Khu Lon stares at the pathetic display on the ground in front of her. "Hmm, I really don't see what Ranma sees in you. You're pathetical in the stamina department." Akane crawls in the direction of their hunt. "I... give up!" Smiling a bit. "Nappietime!" 'Seems Akane needs some training!' "Miss Tendo I think You are in need of some serious training." Smiling viciously having completely forgotten about their quest for the lost boy she pulls up the halfdead Akane Tendo and pogoes towards the woods... The Bakusai Tenketsu woods!
In the mountaineous region of the Himalayas a black piglet is being chased by an angry and insanely horny housewife...
In a bar just south of the Tendo dojo the two patriarchs of the Tendo and Saotome bloodlines lie unconscious on the floor after having beaten every single being present in the drunken fu style of the Anything Goes Martial Arts. "ZZZ...ZZZ...ZZZ"