A/N: Thanks for the reviews. Sorry if the story seems a little senseless, but it will probably make more sense later on. Naraku is involved because it was a wish made on a star and stars aren't very bright. It could have been real simple but I guess you can say when the star put Koga in Jaken, it kind of was at a loss as to where to put Jaken (didn't think of Koga's body, remember not very bright) and so that's where all the mayhem comes in, or at least starts. I hope that helps clear it up a bit, or at least sheds light on the workings of a delusional mind.
"speaking"
'thoughts'
Body(mind) (I put mind in when its discovered who may be in someone elses body. It makes it more fun that way.)
Disclaimer: The day I rule the world I shall definitely own Inuyasha! As for now…I don't own Inuyasha. :cries:
Chapter 4: A Bigger Mess
A/N: I decided to try something a little different with this chapter. Rather than do POV of the characters it's going to be like watching from the sidelines. It might get confusing, so good luck.
:GENERAL POV:
The sun is just beginning to shine on Inuyasha's group sleeping in the clearing. Slowly they begin to stir in the dawning light. Inuyasha is the first to wake. After returning from visiting Kikyo, Inuyasha had taken up sleeping in a tree above Kagome.
Inuyasha blinked and looked around confused. 'Where am I?' were his first thoughts as he attempted to get up, but instead fell out f the tree right nest to Kagome. Inuyahsa sat up and rubbed his head while glaring at the tree like it was its fault that he fell. Then he turned and saw Kagome and his eyes got real wide.
"ONEE-SAN!" he shouted, waking up the rest of camp. Kagome looked blearily at Inuyasha as he scooped her up in a big bear hug. "Onee-san, it's been so long since, I've seen you. I was so worried about you." Inuyasha chatted excitedly as he continued to hug Kagome, who was still disoriented from sleep.
Miroku was saying something to the same effect as he was hugging Sango, who looked greatly disturbed by this action. Sango pried Miroku off of herself and looked at him critically, and then looked at herself. Then Sango sighed as she sat down and began to meditate.
Kagome had come to her senses and had thrown Inuyasha off of herself. She stood and coldly stared at Inuyasha, "You will do well to stay off this Sesshomaru, Hanyou," Kagome(Sesshomaru) stated with a very bored face. Inuyasha just stared at her confused while Shippo came running up to Inuyasha shouting, "That's my body and whoever you are, you better get out." Sango had now come up to the rest of them while Miroku followed happily, "I think there has been some changes," she calmly replied as she sat down Indian style.
Shippo turned on Sango, "What do you mean changes you stupid Demon slayer?" "I mean that somehow we have switched bodies; for instance I am Miroku, not Sango," Sango(Miroku) replied as if it was obvious.
"Feh," Shippo replied while crossing his arms over his chest where a certain rosary rested. "First lets establish who is who," Sango(Miroku) stated and pointed to Shippo, "I think it safe to assume you are Inuyasha." Shippo(Inuyasha) fehed again and attempted to climbed the tree only to fall to the ground again. Sango(Miroku) then turned to Kagome(Sesshomaru), "And you already stated that you were Sesshomaru." Kagome(Sesshomaru) only nodded as he watched the antics of his half-brother who was still trying to climb the tree.
"That leaves two unkowns," Sango(Miroku) replied as he looked at Inuyasha, who was sitting against the tree Shippo(Inuyasha) was trying to climb and Miroku, who was sitting next to her. Miroku was the first to speak up, "I'm Kohaku. If you're not Sango, then do you know where she is?" Sango(Miroku) shook his head no and Miroku(Kohaku) looked crest fallen at the news.
Sango(Miroku) then turned to Inuyasha, "And who might you be?" Inuyasha pointed to himself and blinked in confusion. Sango(Miroku) nodded and Inuyasha replied, "My name's Souta and my sister is Kagome. Are you the friends she travels with?" Sango nodded.
Shippo(Inuyasha) had given up on climbing the tree and turned back to the rest of the group and sat down. "Who cares about who's who," Shippo(Inuyasha) huffed, "How do we fix it? I don't know about you, but I want my body back." Kagome(Sesshomaru) replied emotionlessly, "Much as it pains me, I agree with Inuyasha. This Sesshomaru, refuses to spend the rest of his days in a filthy human's body and Inuyasha's wench no less." Inuyasha(Souta) jumped up and glared at Kagoem(Sesshomaru) while shouting, "How dare you call my sister filthy and a wench. You don't know anything about her." Kagome(Sesshomaru) ignored him, turned, and started walking to the forest.
"Hey, don't ignore me when I'm talking to you," Inuyasha(Souta) yelled as he chased after Kagome(Sesshomaru). Shippo(Inuyasha) ran after him while also shouting, "Give it up Souta, that idiot wouldn't listen to his own mother." Kagome(Sesshomaru) stopped suddenly and glared at Shippo(Inuyasha) who skidded to a halt right behind Inuyasha(Souta) who had almost ran into Kagome(Sesshomaru). "How dare you insult my mother, you filthy Hanyou," Kagome(Sesshomaru) whispered coldly as he advanced on the kitsune. "Feh," he replied, sticking his nose in the air, "Having you was the insult."
With that last comment, Kagome(Sesshomaru) pounced upon Shippo(Inuyasha) and attempted to strangle him. Shippo(Inuyasha) clawed at Kagome(Sesshomaru)'s hands, making her drop him. He then ran onto Sango(Miroku)'s shoulder as he walked towards them. Inuyasha(Souta) instantly took this chance to restrain Kagome(Sesshomaru) before she killed anyone while shouting, "Stop this stupid fighting. We can't do anything to solve this problem if we're all dead."
At that Kagome(Sesshomaru) stopped struggling and glared at Shippo(Inuyasha) while Inuyasha(Souta) let him go. Shippo(Inuyasha) stuck his tongue out at Kagome(Sesshomaru) who just ignored him and sat down next to a tree while glowering at the people before her.
Sango(Miroku) smiled, "Well, lets head to Kaede's first. She may have an idea as how to fix your problem. As for me," he looks down at Sango's body, "I could very well get used to this." She attempts to feel herself up. THWACK. Sango(Miroku) twitches on the ground, knocked out from behind by Miroku(Kohaku) with Sango's boomerang. "Perverted monk, don't try anything with my sister's body or you may get yours back with a few vitals missing."
Kirara comes up and transformes into her larger form. Inuyasha(Souta) helps to put Sango(Miroku) on her back while Miroku(Kohaku) gets on to hold her in place. Miroku(Kohaku) then turns to Shippo(Inuyasha), "Do you know how to get to Kaede?"
"Feh. Sure I do. Just follow me." Shippo(Inuyasha) Starts walking through the woods. Kagome(Sesshomaru) gets up and starts to follow only to stop and double over in pain. Inuyasha(Souta) runs to her side, "What's wrong? Are you okay?" She glares at him and calmly replies, "It would seem this weak human body is in need of food." Inuyasha(Souta) nods in understanding and runs back to the clearing to get Kagome's backpack. Everyone headed back to the clearing as well deciding that eating a meal first would be a good idea.
After breakfast, they prepared to head for Kaede's village. Miroku(Kohaku), Sango(Miroku), and Shippo(Inuyasha) rode Kirara while leading the way. Kagome(Sesshomaru) refused to be reduced to the level of a pack animal by carrying the backpack and refused to be humiliated by needing the help of his half brother's body to travel. Finally, out of frustration, Inuyasha(Souta) forced the backpack onto her back, picked her up on his back, and started heading in the direction of Kirara all before Kagome(Sesshomaru) could put up fight.
Inuyasha(Souta) enjoyed the speed of Inuyasha's body and was soon jumping from place to place while following Kirara. Kagome(Sesshomaru) complained at first but gave up with the realization that it was futile to protest while in a human's body and resigned herself to her current situation for the time being.
They weren't very far from the village and were there around noon. Sango(Miroku), Miroku(Kohaku), and Shippo(Inuyash) climbed off of Kirara and made their way to Kaede's hut. Inuyasha(Souta) dropped Kagome(Sesshomaru) as they also headed to Kaede's hut. What theyfound was a very shocking scene.
A/N: I think I will end on this cliffy. The chapter after the next will probably be the one to tell you what was found at Kaede's hut. Try not to kill me while waiting in suspense. It may be a while before I update as I'm going to Alaska in a few days, but I'll try to make up for it. Please review.
