Welcome to Hazzard County. A place where the corn grows tall and the Duke boys drive Rosco and Boss Hog nuts. It was just a typical day in Hazzard when the Duke boys managed to out do them yet again. They managed to keep Hazzard a farming town and not a strip mine. Bo and Luke were fighting in the General out in Ol' man Murphy's corn field. And that's where we join them today.

"What do you mean smoochin' on Katie Lee, Luke," Bo exclaimed. "You know that I like 'er. I wanted to ask her to be my beau. I thought you were talkin' to Dawny. She likes you a bunch."

Luke sighed and nodded. "I was talkin' to Dawny. But I thought that you liked 'er more 'an you liked Katie. That's why I stopped talkin' to her. God Bo make up yer mind. Which girl do ya like and which one can I talk to?"

Bo shrugged. "I don't know. I mean Katie is a pretty girl an' she's smart to boot, but Dawny's got legs that go on for miles and she's hot to trot. Who do you wanna talk to more out of the two of 'em?"

Luke thought for a second. "I like Dawny a hell of a lot more 'an I like Katie. She's sweet on me too. I know it."

Bo looked over at his cousin. "Then go for it Luke. Ask Dawny to go with ya. I'll take Katie and everything will be squared away and right."

The Duke cousins shook on it and Bo started the General Lee. "Let's get to the Boar's Head for Happy Hour. Maybe the girls are there. Dawny might be workin' with Daisy today," Luke said.

Bo drove over to the Boar's Head and parked in front next to Boss Hog's parking place. Both cousins climbed out the windows of the General Lee and Luke straightened his button down shirt. Bo ran his fingers through his hair and they walked into the bar. Daisy was waiting on a couple of the sheriff's boys. "Hey Daisy. Is Dawny 'ere?" Luke asked as he got close to his cousin.

"No she's not you big jerk. Leave 'er alone. You already hurt her once... Isn't it enough?" She punched him in the shoulder.

"Ow. What'cha do that for Daisy? I was gonna ask 'er to go with me to the fair tonight," he said, rubbing his shoulder.

"Because you broke her heart you big goober. You told her that you couldn't go out with her anymore and she's a fit of tears now," Daisy said, tappin her toe with her hands on her hips. "If you weren't my cousin I'd take you out back and give you a whoopin' that you would never forget."

"Whoa Daisy. I just tol' her that because Bo was upset with me. He was sweet on her and was plannin' on whoopin' my ass ifen I didn't. Now you're gonna whoop me because of it. I just can't win," Luke said. "Where is she? I wanna talk to her. Square this out. Make it right with 'er. I'm sweet on her Daisy. I can't think of anyone else." He sighed and took off his sunglasses. "Please Daisy."

She sighed and nodded. "She's out her house. Check the hayloft... but don't let Rosco find you there. You know that he hates you and now you gave 'im plenty of reason to... breakin' his daughter's heart."

Luke nods. "Bo will you drive me out there... drop me off at the edge of their property and I'll sneak in the back of the barn."

Bo nodded. "Sorry bout this Daisy. Its my fault. By the way... have you seen Katie?"

She nodded. "You two better get out of here before Boss Hog sees you. He's still hot about the strip mine project... and I'm lucky to still have my job after that. And no Bo... I haven't seen Katie... she must be out at her parent's place."

Now those Duke boys should have known that they were about to jump out of the frying pan and into the fire as they walked out of the Boar's Head. But they didn't know how much trouble they were about to catch... or who it was going to be coming from.

The Dukes said their goodbyes and Bo and Luke got into the General Lee. Bo took the short cut through the middle of the woods to Rosco's land and dropped Luke off at the edge of his property. "Give a whistle if you need me. I'll have the radio on and the engine running."

"Will do cousin," Luke replied as he slipped into the hay field and made his way quietly to the barn's back door. Rosco's police car was nowhere to be seen, so Luke counted his lucky stars as he snuck into the backdoor of the bar and up the ladder to the hayloft. "Dawny... you up here?" he whispered.

He heard her before he saw her. "Go away Luke Duke. I don't wanna see you," she said quietly. "Just leave me alone." Dawny sat over in the corner of the loft on a bale of hay. Her face was red from crying, but under that she was still the same beautiful girl that Luke had his eyes on. She was a tall leggy brunette friend of Daisy. Her brown eyes were shiny with tears that she wouldn't let him see fall.

Luke walked over to where she was and squatted in front of her. "Dawny... please talk to me. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I jus' didn't know what to do. I was in a hard spot," he said.

She looked up at him and pushed him back on his ass. "You didn't mean to hurt me! Ha. That's a laugh. I heard that after you left the Boar's Head that you went over to Katie Lee's house and started smoochin' on her. So don't give me any of that I didn't know what to do bull shit," she said, as she glared at him.

"I did not go over to Katie Lee's house and start smoochin' on her Dawny. I went over there to tell her that Bo was sweet on her. But he was also sweet on you. That's why I told you I couldn't talk to you anymore," he pleaded while he laid there on the hard plank floor looking up at her.

"That's not what Enis told me. He said that he pulled up to their house and there you were smoochin' on her on the front porch. And don't tell me that Enis is lying because I know better. Cooter saw you too because he was driving Enis home. You're never goin' to change Luke Duke," Dawn said. She walked over to the ladder and turned to start going down it.

Luke stood up and walked over to her and grabbed both of her arms and kissed her hard. She pushed him away. "Luke stop trying to sweet'en me up. We're done. I should have listened to Pa a long time ago. You don't care about me you just care about smoochin' on me," Dawny said, looking at the floor between them.

Luke lifted her chin and looked into her eyes. "You don't believe that otherwise you'd be lookin' me in the eyes Dawny. Look me in the eyes and tell me we're through," Luke said, callin' her bluff.

She looked into his eyes. "Why can't I stay mad at you Luke? Just answer me that?" She said with a sigh.

"Because you're sweet on me. And I'm sweet on you," he said putting his arms around her.

"What about Katie?" She said, raising an eyebrow.

"I was tellin' you the truth... Bo's sweet on her. I'm not... She just started smoochin' me when they pulled up to make you mad at me and to make Bo jealous," he said.

Dawny leaned in and kissed Luke, sliding her hands up his chest. "I don't know why I put up with you Luke."

Luke pulled her back into the hayloft behind some hay bales and kissed her back. "Because you like me."

She laughed. "I wouldn't put up with this out of just any boy and you know that."

He pulled her down into the hay with him, laughing. "I guess I'm just lucky aren't I?"

She leaned up on her elbow. "I guess so," She said as she leaned down and kissed him again, sliding her hands up his shirt, unbuttoning it as she went.