A/N: I'd like to say thank you to all the people who have reviewed so far.
Acosta Perez José Ramiro: Alright, that's one cookie for you. I'm going to ask a pointless trivia question or put something in another language and then you can guess the answer.
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Mr.Evil: I'm glad I've got your approval so far for this story. Your reviews for other stories have almost always asked for heart break so I'll try to put some of that in here, just for you.
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, DC Animation does.
Under Contract
Chapter 2: Interviews
"Welcome to Titans Tower, the waiting room for interviews is through these doors behind me, please check in with out receptionist and then hav a seat." Cyborg said for what must have been the millionth time that morning, but he had no choice. Robin went into Cyborg's computer and did a manual over ride for speech and reprogrammed him to say only those words.
"Thank you," one man said as he walked passed Cyborg and went through the doors to check-in.
"Hello, what is your name and appointment time? Starfire asked.
"I am Pauly Shore and I have an appointment at 9:15," The man replied.
"Alright, please have a seat in the waiting room," Starfire said.
After a couple minutes of waiting Beast Boy came out with the tenth guy to go in there. Because the Titans needed a manager right away, after the interviews was done the candidate was shown into the kitchen for doughnuts and beverages.
Raven and Robin were sitting in their office which they turned into the interview room of the morning.
"We've gone through 15 of the 27 people already and the best guy's idea so far is to sell pictures of out asses!" Raven exclaimed, beginning to get fatigued.
"Just calm down, we really don't have the money to fix our office again after you get angry," Robin said.
"You're right, sorry," Raven apologized.
Then Beast Boy brought in the next candidate. He handed Raven and Robin each a copy of his resume and took a seat as they looked it over.
"It says here that you have money connections, with whom are they?" Raven asked.
"They are with some pretty powerful people media wise. For example, producers John Dlight and Carry Adams." He replied.
Raven and Robin asked him a few more questions and his answers were all very good, the two were beginning to think he was the right guy for the team. There was just one more thing, his ideas.
"What ideas do you have for out ream?" Robin asked, and by the glint in the man's eyes, he seemed very excited about this question.
"My idea is mainly for you two, the media's favorite couple of all time. I'm thinking…" he paused for dramatic purposes, "… sex tape!"
"Get out!" Robin commanded.
"NEXT!" Raven screamed.
Beast boy came quickly and showed the man to the kitchen.
"Can you believe him?" I bet you if we weren't both 19 and legal he wouldn't have even come," Robin said.
"Yeah, because the other three are all 16 and 17, he didn't even think about including them. How lucky they are!" raven exclaimed, "Wait, Cyborg's 18, why wasn't he included?" Raven asked.
"Because we're the media's favorite couple," Robin replied as Beast Boy brought in the next candidate.
About an hour later, Raven and Robin had gotten to the 22nd candidate.
"We've been up since 5 am, why did we have to do part of our work out this morning?" Raven asked
"Because I wanted to and you fell asleep in my arms and the only way to get out of bed is to wake you up and you can't get back to sleep after waking up," Robin replied.
The door opened and a tall man with sandy blonde hair walked in.
"Hello, I'm Pauly Shore," he said shaking hands with the teens and handing them his resume.
After the few questions Raven and Robin came up with on the perfect resume in their hands they asked the major deciding question.
"What ideas do you have for our team?" Raven asked.
"Well, I have a few," Pauly started, "They are; making action figures, trading cards, stuff like that for kids; writing novels of your adventures; talking to a company I have a partnership with and creating a comic book; or having your own reality TV show that I'll let you help produce so that you guys aren't portrayed in way you would not like to be. I have a few others if you don't like any of those."
"No, those are al very good ideas, you talents seem very promising. Beast Boy will show you to the kitchen where you may enjoy some refreshments while you wait for our decision." Raven said.
"Thank you," Robin said.
Beast Boy showed Pauly out and as soon as the door shut Raven and Robin turned to each other and made their observations on him.
About 20 minutes later Raven and Robin were done with all the interviews and went into the kitchen to announce their decision they made after only five minutes of discussing.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you all are very good candidate for our needs but we can only choose one of you," Robin said.
"And after reviewing all of you we've made our decision. Our new manager is going to be, Raven said, "Pauly Shore, congratulations!"
"Oh, thank you!" he exclaimed.
After some more congratulations from other people, everyone but Pauly left the Tower.
"Alright, Pauly here has many ideas for us, so, Pauly, why don't you inform the rest of the team of what possibilities we have to choose from?" Robin asked as he reprogrammed Cyborg's speech capabilities.
"Alright, I've got a couple ideas in different categories for you guys," Pauly started, "If you don't want to do much work at all we can make action figures, trading cards, comic books, or a realty TV show."
"Wow, those are all sounding good already," Beast Boy said.
"Alright, well if you feel like putting in somewhat of an effort we can make a sitcom starting from when the titans formed and going from there," Pauly said.
Everyone looked a little uneasy about having to act, and they didn't want everyone to know about how much they fought in the beginning.
"And if you guys don't mind putting in some really hard work, we can aid each of you in writing an autobiography," Pauly finished.
"Those options are all very good; can we talk privately for a little while and come to a decision?" Robin asked.
"Of course, I've got to go make a call, where do you guys get the best cell phone reception?" Pauly asked.
"In the kitchen near the window," Raven said.
The Titans sat and conversed with each other on their options and finally decided to go with the reality show and maybe autobiographies later on.
When Pauly came back from his call the Titans gave him their decision and they set to work on planning everything out. By lunch time the Titans had already signed a deal and their show was going to start taping in a week and they would be filmed twenty four hours a day for the next month afterwards.
Lying in their bed that night, Raven and Robin were talking about how the day's events had played out.
"You know, I'm glad we found Pauly, because I think that if you and I were stuck with the sex tape as our best idea, I'd have to shoot myself." Raven said.
"Oh, am I really that embarrassing that you wouldn't like every horny teenage boy watching us?" Robin asked.
"Exactly," Raven teased as she snuggled into Robin's warm loving embrace.
"What are we going to do for a whole month with cameras on us?" Robin asked.
"Well, if you're talking about our privacy, if I absorb the camera with my powers, then it doesn't work at all, just giving out static," Raven said.
"Oh, very tricky, how did you know that?" Robin asked.
"Remember when I told you to stop filming me that one morning while I was making breakfast?" Raven asked.
"Now I do, you ruined a perfectly good video of your sweet little ass," Robin whispered into her ear.
"We need to get to sleep, waking up an hour early is really killing me," Raven said.
"Good night Raven, I love you," Robin reminded her.
"I know," Raven replied.
A/N: Okay, well that was chapter two, it's about a page and ¼ longer than the last chapter. I hoped everybody liked it. But, now, it's time for the stupid random trivia question of the chapter. Whoever guesses it gets a cookie point added onto their score. Whoever has the most at the end of the story gets the next story dedicated to them.
Question: According to the book The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown, who was Jesus married to?
Bonus: You get an extra cookie point if you know the name of his daughter;
(I know that the bonus question means that Jesus would have had to be married, but I've just finished that part in the Da Vinci Code, so no complaining or making rude comments about that, you're free to believe what you want as am I.)
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