The Lord of the Rings- GoNe WrOnG! (otherwise known as- The Lord of the Left Shoe)
A/N: This is my second GoNe WrOnG! Yahoo! This is for people who don't mind or love it when authors make fun of media! Muahahahahahah! Well if you're not one of those people, go away and do something worthwhile! Anywayz, please enjoy and review!
Chapter 1- The one shoe!
'Twas a sunny day in the land of Upper Earth. In a small village called Bobbiton there was a Bobbit called Freddo. He lived a peaceful life, full of books and nicely shaved feet.
A Bobbit was a tall creature with long brown hair and shaved feet.
Freddo was pondering the meaning of life in his house in a tree. Suddenly a small granny walked up to his tree house and knocked on the trunk.
"Hello? Who is it?" Freddo asked peeking out of his window
"It is an old friend of your dearly departed brother!" The granny called
"Really? Well come on up!" Freddo called
The old lady climbed the tree with great difficulty. When she finally got to the top she turned to Freddo.
"My dear boy," She panted, "My name in Grandalf, and I am here to ask you to continue the quest that your brother never completed. The hunt for The One shoe!"
Freddo stared vacantly for a while.
"Okay, what kind of quest are we talking about here?" Freddo asked
"Sit down and I'll explain everything!" Grandalf ordered.
The legend of the one shoe is as follows-
An evil creature named Solron made a pair of magical shoes. The one who wore both of them had the power over good and evil. The right shoe controlled good and the left controlled evil. If the shoes were worn by good then evil would be at a downfall if they were worn by evil, the world of good would be overpowered. Freddo's brother Bigbo was sent out to destroy the shoes for the good of all Upper Earth. He had already destroyed the right shoe, but then tragically he tripped over his shoelace and fell down a hole. He died 3 seconds later. Now Freddo had to destroy the remaining shoe to stop Upper Earth running amuck!
"So as you can see, it is crucial for you to destroy that left shoe!" Grandalf ordered, "Now pack your things and we'll head off at once! But you cannot go alone so bring along your gardener! They did that in Lord of the Rings so it seems appropriate."
Freddo packed a rucksack and grabbed his gardener, Boab, and they headed off towards the Palace of the Pixies.
Me: yay! it is done! Muahahahahahahaha!
Freddo: huh?
Me: never mind...review peeps!