A/N: Hello! Hope you enjoyed the first chapter of Lord of the Left Shoe! Muahahahahahaha! Anyway! Thanks for any reviews!
Twister91: Yes tripping over a shoelace and dying 3 seconds later is hilarious! Meh heh heh heh! Enjoy!
Beastfire: I'm glad you liked it:D Enjoy the next hilarious chapter!
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Chapter 2: The Quest Continues
The Palace of the Pixies was located in Oceandell.
They were greeted by 10-inch pixies with short black hair.
"Hello there!" One of them said, "I believe you are the travellers looking for the Left Shoe?"
Freddo and Boab nodded.
"Uh huh," it replied, "Well follow me to our empress Tinker Bell!"
Freddo and Boab raised an eyebrow then followed the pixie.
They went into a large throne room in which sat a tall pixie with long black hair.
"Ahh!" She said, "Our travellers have arrived!"
"Erm… yeah," Freddo replied, "We only need to stay a day or two-"
"Stay as long as you want!" She interrupted,
"Erm… thanks," Boab said, "But I think we'd better go look for the shoe now!"
Boab grabbed Freddo by the arm and dragged him away from Tinker Bell.
"Man she's scary!" Boab exclaimed once they were out of earshot.
"You're tellin' me?" Freddo exclaimed, "C'mon! Let's just go look for this stupid shoe!"
Freddo and Boab quickly grabbed their things and headed for the Lakes of Gloria.
The Lakes of Gloria were just as eerie as the Mountains of Moria.
The water was pitch black and amongst the kelp and seaweed, dead bodies of the Gnomes floated.
"Yeugh!" Boab exclaimed, "Mingin' completely mingin' (mingin' is disgusting in Scottish)!"
"Just don't touch them and we'll be fine!" Freddo told him,
"But we've gotta swim in that!" Boab explained,
"Do we have to?" Freddo moaned,
"Yes, Grandalf would've wanted us to!" Boab cried,
"Okay okay! Don't get your shorts in a bunch! (American version of 'Don't get yer knickers in a twist')" Freddo said,
They stood for a while staring into the murky waters of Gloria.
"Are we gonna go in there or what?" Boab asked,
"Yeah!" Freddo replied,
They stood for 5 hours!
"Ok, I think we should really go now," Boab said breaking the silence,
"Yeah good point," Freddo replied,
They looked at each other then jumped.
Freddo surfaced.
"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!" He exclaimed,
Boab surfaced not long after in an ice cube.
"Cold cold cold cold cold cold!" Freddo complained, "So very cold! C'mon let's just swim!"
Freddo grabbed hold of the ice cube Boab was incased in and swam.
Halfway across the lake a giant fish ate Boab and Freddo.
Inside the fish…"Great," Freddo said, "Just great!"
LOL I'm done! Muahahahahahahahaha!
Hope you enjoyed it! This wasn't as funny as the last one but I do not care! The next one'll be da best! Well…it might! Cos there'll be more! Muahahahahaha!