A/N: WHY ME? (sniffles) Never EVER do 3 stories at the same time! EVER! So… I'd better thank the reviewers; thank god there are only two!

Twister91: I'm glad you liked it Onyx (glares) pfft, alright. Malachite, Eclipse, I strongly advise you don't do that twin thing. It is creepy with a Capital H! LOL Enjoy matey!

Beastfire: yes they are scary eyebrows (shudders) don't remind me. LOL anyways hope you enjoy this one! LOL I'm very hyper now!

Chapter 3: Fight with the Writer

A few hours later, Boab had defrosted.

"Brrrr!" He shuddered, "It's freezing down here!"

Meanwhile, Freddo was sweating.

"Yeah," he said, "Whatever you want to believe mate! C'mon let's go wander, and see if we can get out of this fish!"

They walked around the giant fish for a while.

"Looks like we'll have to go through the digestive system!" Boab explained, "There's no other way,"

They looked at each other for a moment.

"Good luck dude," Freddo said proudly to Boab.

"And you," Boab returned,

A good few hours later, after being digested, Freddo and Boab were out!

"Air!" Freddo cried, "Beautiful beautiful air!"

"Hey Freddo!" Boab called, "I finally know why they named it the Lake of Gloria!"

"How come?"

"That fish,"

"Yeah?"

"It's Gloria!"

They swam through the Lake of Gloria, dodging the dead gnomes, and they came to the banks.

"Hallelujah!" Boab praised,

They flopped onto the shore and slept.

The next day…

When Freddo and Boab woke up, they were no longer on the banks of the Lake of Gloria, they were sitting in marshes. They had been dragged by a small cat-like creature who was sitting, peering down at them with big yellow eyes.

"Ahhh!" Freddo shrieked,

The creature jumped back and started to cry.

It had fur all over its body with cat eyes and ears, and a tail. It was wearing a yellow skirt and T-shirt. Must be a 'she'.

"Oh I'm sorry," Boab said sympathetically, "You gave my friend a fright, that's all."

She looked up at them.

"(sniff) Really?"

"Yes,"

Her face brightened up.

"Erm… why did you drag us here?" Freddo asked,

"Oh, you had a sign next to you saying 'The Living Marshes' like you were hitchhiking!"

Boab and Freddo's faces screwed up. They were thinking hard. What had happened last night?

Flashback…

Freddo and Boab had been drinking Bacardi and Coke. With a hint of Vodka. They were staggering around the place like drunken pirates singing 'Yo ho ho'.

"Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!" Boab sang, "fifteen men with big fat tums!"

"And I'll never ever ever ever think about the weather cos I'll never ever ever be a something!" Freddo ended,

They sang all night! Then they realised that they needed to continue looking for the Left Shoe. So they crabbed a piece of cardboard and wrote-

The Living Marshes

-on it.

They swaggered to the roadside and sang as they looked for a ride.

They were very unsuccessful so they slept on the banks of the Lake of Gloria…… again.

"Ooooh!" Freddo said in awe, "I remember that now!"

"I saw your sign and decided to take you where you needed to go," she told them,

………………………… silence……………………….

"So…," Boab began, "What's your name?"

"My name is Smokey,"

"Smokey?"

"Yes, Smokey,"

Freddo and Boab raised an eyebrow.

"Why Smokey?"

"Well my fur's grey!"

"Yeah but…,"

"But what?"

"You name is supposed to be something similar to the Lord of the Rings!"

"Says who?"

"Says the writer!"

"What writer?"

"The person who's writing this dialogue!"

"POTATOES!"

"What?"

"I don't know why I just said that,"

"See? It's our writer who likes to be random!"

"VINEGAR!"

"Wha!"

"Oh my god this is creepy!"

"ONE SHOE TO RULE THEM ALL!"

"What the-?"

"YOU SHALL ALL ROT IN THE PITS OF HELL!"

"THE SUN'LL COME OUT! TOMORROW!"

"BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT TOMORROW!"

"THERE'LL BE SUN!"

"Oh my god STOP IT YOU EVIL WRITER!"

…and there was silence…

Boab sighed-

"Thank you!"

LOL I love messing with their heads. It's so funny! LOL anyways, hope you all enjoyed it! Look forward for the next chapter!