A/N: oh yes baby! I'm really doing well!

Freddo: but you're only doing 2 stories!

Me: hush Freddo! We don't want them to know that! Um… oops anyways! Thanks to the reviewers!

Uniquechick: LOL I do that all the time when it's midnight! I fall off my chair and then shout stupidly "I'm ok!" LOL anyways, yes Freddo must find the Left Shoe! W00T!

Freddo: what on Middle-Earth are you guys talking about?

Me: nothing concerning you (twiddles thumbs and looks innocent)

Freddo: O.o ok well Enjoy uniquechick!

Twister91: NOT AGAIN JET! KAI! CPR please,

Kai: (sighs and does CPR again)

Anyways! Glad yer enjoying it! Enjoy the next chapter!

Beastfire: LOL funny review! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes I'll send u the piccys I mention when I can be bothered to scan them through! w00t! Enjoy!

Chapter 5: The Left Shoe

Freddo and Boab looked at the Fork. They looked like Orcs but, yellow with blue polka dots.

"So," The Fork said, "You want to learn the call of the w00t do ya?"

"Yes sir!" Boab said saluting,

Freddo, Smokey and the Fork raised an eyebrow,

"Okaay," The Fork mused, "Well, my name is Mr. W00t, and I'm going to teach you the art of w00t!"

After 36 long hours of screeching and hollering, the w00t was mastered.

"Yahoo!" Freddo said in a hoarse voice, "We did it!"

"Ok you guys!" Smokey cried happily, "Let's go get that shoe!"

The three of them set off to where ever it is the shoe lay.

Smokey sniffed the air,

"It's over here!" She said as she walked towards a bush,

Freddo looked in the bush and returned with a brown dress shoe.

"It's the one shoe!" Boab cried,

"YAY!" Smokey squealed happily,

"Right! Where do we go now?" Freddo asked stupidly,

"Erm… we need to find the tailor to destroy the shoe!" Smokey told them,

"Right!" Boab said, "Let's get moving!"

This chappie was kinda short but who cares! THEY HAVE THE SHOE! w00t! w00t with me!

W00T!