A/N: Here's the final chapter! WOWOWOWOWOW!
Thanks to all the reviewers! YOU ARE THE GREATEST! (bows down to the reviewers)
Chapter 7: The One Shoe… Destroyed!
Freddo, Boab and Smokey started their trek up Mount Shoebox.
It was a steep climb with many obstacles,
They came towards the Blank Gate.
"Erm… Smokey?" Freddo asked looking embarrassed, "I think you'd better do this,"
Smokey laughed then hollered-
"W00T!"
Once again, it echoed all around the place,
The gate opened.
They scrambled up another part of the mountain,
As they progressed, Freddo felt a sudden boost of energy.
His pupils turned to tiny dots and then he started to bounce around Smokey and Boab,
"Where're we going? Are we there yet? Where are we? When're we gonna be there? What's for dinner? Are we there yet?"
"NO!" Smokey screamed, "NOW SHUT UP!"
Freddo looked hurt then started to cry uncontrollably,
"I HATE YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE!"
"Oh dear god!" Boab sighed, "What is up with him!"
"I think it's the shoe!" Smokey cried, "Making him… hyper!"
As they progressed up the mountain, Freddo would not shut up,
Smokey was handling ok but Boab was getting to the point of twitching,
"Are we there yet?"
"No,"
"Are we there yet?"
"No,"
"Are we there yet?"
"No,"
"Are we there yet?"
"No,"
"Are we there yet?"
"No,"
"Are we there yet?"
"No,"
"Are we there yet?"
"NO!"
"Keep calm Boab!" Smokey whispered,
"How can I!" Boab argued, "With that terror bouncing around me!"
"Simple," She said, "Just think of tranquil thoughts!"
"Er… what tranquil thoughts?" Boab asked,
"I'm sure you have some in that thick head of yours!" She cried,
"Fine!" Boab sighed, "I'll have a look!"
…………………… (Deep thinking in process)…………………….
"Ah ha!" Boab said, "I've got some good thoughts!"
After a long climb, with Freddo bouncing around them, they finally reached the entrance to Mount Shoebox.
"Finally!" Boab cried, "We made it!"
Smokey grabbed Freddo and dragged him to the edge of the fiery pits.
"Right Freddo," she told him, "Throw it in!"
"Huh?" Freddo asked stupidly,
Smokey slapped her face,
"Not only did the shoe give you hyperness!" She exclaimed, "It gave you stupidity along the way!"
Freddo giggled like a school boy,
"You look funny!" he said poking her,
"OW! Quit it!" She snapped,
"How're we gonna make him throw in the shoe?" Boab asked looking panicky,
"I have an idea!" Smokey exclaimed, "Hey Freddo! See that shoe you have? The magic shoe?"
"Magic shoe?" Freddo said taking it out and examining it,
"Yes it's a magic shoe!" Smokey told him, "But it's covered in germs! You could get ill and die!"
Freddo gasped,
"I don't want to die!" Freddo exclaimed,
"Then you need to put the shoe into the cleaning juice down there!" Smokey explained,
"Ahhh!" Freddo mused,
He looked down at the scorching hot liquid.
And then he looked at the shoe.
With one last glance at Smokey, he threw it in.
Just like in Lord of the Rings, the lava began to rise.
"RUN!" Boab yelled,
He grabbed Smokey's hand and Freddo followed them out.
They collapsed onto a rock.
A few moments later, giant humming birds cam by and picked them up, Grandalf upon one of them.
With the One Shoe destroyed, the land of Upper-Earth was a place of peace, quiet and tranquillity.
Well… that's what they think!