Chapter 7

Special: Cyborg's grandmother!

Starfire was trying out her new quiz on Cyborg.

'Who is the person you like the least?'

'Oh, man, is that a question? It's definitely my grandma. She keeps runnin' around the house calling me 'Cyie!'

'What is your least favourite food?'

' It HAS to be tofu! Why do ya think Beast Boy is GREEN? My grandma used to cook it morning, noon and night. Telling me (Starts imitating Grandma) ,"Cyie! Eat this TOFU! It's good for you!'

I had been listening outside the door and I was rocking back and forth with silent laughter.

'What is your least favourite drink?'

' Do I have to say that? My grandma used to make tofu juice! Who would EVER make TOFU juice, you know what I mean? She keeps runnin' around the house with this tray in her hand going (Imitates Grandma) 'Cyie! Cyie! Stop running away from the tofu juice! It's GOOD for you!'

Then I suddenly thought of the BEST prank ever.

Thinking hard, I conjured up a picture of Cy's grandma based on her picture that Cy had shown me.

'What am I doing here? I thought I was cooking tofu to bring to the Titans Tower to force-feed Cyie...?' said Cy's grandma.

'Oh, you want Cyborg? He's in the room over there,' I said, pointing to the door next to me.

'Thank you, dear child! And before I forget do you want some tofu? It's good for you!' said Cy's grandma, whipping out a tray of tofu.

'Ummm... no thanks... I'm... ummm... ALLERGIC TO TOFU! Yeah! That's it! Allergic!' I gabbled, dashing away down the corridor.

LATER

'Oh no, it can't be...'

'Hello, Cyie-poo! Come and have some tofu like a good boy! It's GOOD for you!'

Cyborg glared at me. 'You didn't...'

'Oops, my bad.'

'EEEYAH!'

'Come on,Cyie! Stop running away from the tofu juice! It's GOOD for you!'

'OOOH! That's tofu juice! I want some!' BB pounced on Grandma Cy like the animal he is.

'You want some tofu juice? Okay! Have some Tofu Supreme!' She whipped out a plate with tofu, tomatoes and.. oh no... was that meat?

'It's tofu, tomatoes and chicken! Chicken gives you protein!'

LATER

'EEEYAH!'

'Come on, BB! Stop running away from the tofu supreme! It's good for you!'

Starfire, who, as you know, will try anything, zoomed up to Grandma in true anime style.

'What is that?' Slurp. 'Tastes glorious! Would you like some glorbgorf?' (A/N: I forgot the name of the food.)

LATER

'EEEYAH!'

'Come on, Grandmother Cyborg! Stop running away from the glorbgorf! It's GOOD for you!'

(The scene switches to Cyborg and Beast Boy laughing in the corridor, while Grandma and Star rush around in the background)

'HA HA HA HA!'

'Old Grandma gets a taste of her own medicine!'

Grandma and Star rushed into the corridor, leaving Cyborg and BB blinking.

'Well, she didn't see us.'

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How do you like it so far? OK, here we go again...

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Me and Robin were in the room having the giggles.

'You didn't need to do that. April Fool's Day is over.'

'Well, happy belated April Fool's!'

Terra walked in.

'Who was that running away from Star?'

'Grandma Cyborg is running AWAY from Starfire?'

Screams pierced the air, proving it.

'Oh, well, thanks for answering.'

In Grandma's house

A bunch of munckin Robins were being chased by a badly crayon-drawn dinosaur in a crayon-drawn world.

Back to Titans Tower

Raven heard the screams. Starfire and Grandma Cyborg burst into Raven's room screaming , went one round and went out again.

'They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room.' (A/N: From Final Exam)

Raven opened the door into Robin's room.

'You have to stop this. Now.'

LATER

'Oh, Grandma Cyborg?' I waved her tray around.

'Who's tofu tray is this?'

'Ooh! Mine!'

'Who's tofu tray is going out the window?'

'No!'

'Bye, tofu tray!' I let the tray go out the window.

'NO!' Granny jumped out of the (first-floor window, thankfully) window after her precious tray.

'But she''ll be back.'

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So Cy and Granny ran around and around for the longest time imaginable. How did we get rid of her? Well, it started out with Star trying out her quiz on Grandma Cyborg.

'Who is the person you least like?'

'Oh, dear, it is Cy's father. He keeps breaking my things and when he was a boy he wouldn't eat my tofu!'

'What is the food you least like?'

'Oh, it is unhealthy junk food.'

'What is your least favourite drink?'

' Cy's father always bought me... pep... what's that word... Pepsi! I HATED that. All the bubbles and everything.'

I was, once again, listening at the keyhole. I punched the air.

In a minute or two, someone was knocking at Star's room door.

'Hey, Ma!'

'Oh No! It cannot be him... not now...'

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'EEEYAH!'

'Hey, come on, Ma! You can't live in the real world if you can't eat KFC! It's good for your reputation!'

I quickly planted 'Go left' and 'Go Right' signs here and there to direct the Cyborgs out of the door.

'Glad that's over. Who should I do next?'

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Did you find that funny? I was rolling around in laughter as I wrote this. I've been planning on doing Beast Boy but I don't know who to torture him with. Oh! I can do a pink, juicy pig walking around with a sign saying 'EAT ME!' ...

No, that won't do.

I finally reached the 4 page mark! Yes! And anyway, please review and send me some suggestions!