"Lucas….where's my pink bathing suit?" Brooke shrieked from the room

"How would I know, Cheery? I don't wear it!" he yelled back, laughing.

"Lucas, YOU'RE the organized one in the family!" Brooke whined.

"Look in your bathing suit drawer, angel…that's the most likely place"

"FOUND IT!" Brooke shrieked, and Madison giggled, watching her mother with big eyes.

"What's so funny, Maddie?" Brooke asked, tickling the 7 month old who was giggling and smiling. "You are so smart Madison, you know that…Mommy's gonna miss you and I'm only going away for 5 days…" Brooke said, getting teary and pulling Madison into her lap. "Mama loves you, you know that, right baby?" she asked, kissing Madison, who snuggled up to Brooke at once.

"Hi teddy bear…my beautiful wife" Lucas chuckled, kissing Madison and Brooke. Madison whined and lifted her hands, so Lucas picked her up and tickled her. "She's so a daddy's girl, Brooke…I don't know what you're talking about"

"Oh come on Lucas…you know she's a mommy's girl" Brooke giggled, kissing him. "I'm gonna miss her so much…cant we bring her?"

"On our second honeymoon? Hardly, Brooke…we need time off, even though this little one is such a good baby" Lucas said, tickling Madison, who was giggling up a storm and loving the attention. He handed her to Brooke. "I have to finish packing, we're leaving tomorrow"

"And we're dropping off my angel tonight at Karen's?"

"Yes, Brooke, tonight…as much as I will miss her climbing all over me 6 in the morning…our own little personal alarm, we wont have time tomorrow morning"

"But I'm gonna miss her so much…" Brooke whined, clutching Madison to her.

"Me too, Brooke" Lucas said, sighing.

"We could still bring her along"

"Brooke…"

"I know…" Brooke whined, sitting Madison back down on the bed and throwing things in the suitcase. "Maddie, will you miss mommy?" she asked pathetically. Maddie giggled and shrieked and bounced up and down. "I'm taking that as a yes" Brooke giggled and kissed Madison.

"I'm all packed Brooke…and we told Mom we'd be there at 7 and its 6:30"

"So we have to drop her off already?" Brooke asked.

"Yes…come on Maddie bear" Lucas said, picking her up and grabbing her suitcase, which was bigger than Brooke and Lucas's combined. "Brooke, she's not the one going on the trip" he laughed.

"Babies need clothes, Lucas Scott…I would think you would have learned that by now, living with me" she giggled, kissing him and stealing Madison. "Maddie's sitting with mommy today" she said decidedly, climbing into the limo after Lucas. When they got to Karen's, the goodbyes were teary.

"Maddie, mommy loves you, ok?" Brooke said, tearing up and kissing Madison, who looked worried that Brooke and Lucas wouldn't come back.

"Teddy bear, I love you…don't forget daddy" Lucas said, choking up a little himself. Brooke and Lucas kissed Madison goodbye, who started crying immediately, and they had the hardest time leaving a whimpering Madison with Karen.

"Lucas, maybe we should go back!" Brooke said.

"No, Brooke, she's fine with mom…plus she loves Alexis, she'll take care of our munchkin"

"I don't know about you, but I miss her already" Brooke sighed.

"Yah I thought I was seeing her off to college" Lucas said. "Speaking of, she's never going to college…never ever"

"True that"

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"Brooke and Lucas Scott…how nice to see you!" the driver exclaimed, seeing Brooke and Lucas. He was holding up a sign that said their name and had a huge professional grin on his face. He led the tired but excited couple to their limo, and drove them to their hotel, the Ritz Carlton on the beach. Needless to say, it was gorgeous, and Brooke was exclaiming right and left.

"Look at the gorgeous water, Lucas, look how pretty it is…it's blue, just like Maddie's eyes" Brooke said, sighing a little.

"I know…they're pretty like my eyes" Lucas said pretending to bat his eyelashes.

"You know Lucas if you weren't as horny and girl obsessed as a teenage boy, I would say you were gay…you could pull it off nicely"

"Thanks Brooke…exactly what every man wants to hear from his wife"

"I love you…" she giggled, kissing him.

"Yah, yah I'm lovable like that"

"You're here" the driver announced, getting out and opening the door for them.

"Thanks Jerald" Brooke said, handing him a 50. "See you later". The bellhop wheeled their things up to their suite, which was the best one overlooking the water.

"Lucas this is beautiful" Brooke said, as they were sitting on the couch. "I couldn't imagine a more perfect second honeymoon…thank you"

"Anything for you Brooke…you know I'd do anything for you"

"You are one amazing man, you know that?" Brooke said, pushing him over on the couch and kissing him. "Let's make out" she giggled, kissing him harder.

"I don't have a problem with that" Lucas chuckled, pushing her brunette hair out of her face. "Not a single problem"

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"Madison, where's Alexis?" Alexis asked the little girl. "You are so cute, you know that?"

"Lexy, sweetie, can you go check on the roast beef? I'll take Madison" Karen said.

"Alright mama" Alexis said, and walked off to the kitchen. Andy walked in moments later, and sniffed the air.

"Mm smells good in here…what's cooking?"

"Roast beef" Karen said, kissing Andy. "Smells yummy, doesn't it?"

"Oh yes…did Alexis help you cook it?"

"Help me? She practically did it"

"I swear that girl is a genius"

"She's a genius, alright" Karen laughed.

"Miss Madison, I hear, is quite the baby genius herself"

"Oh yah…I swear she knows exactly what goes on 99 percent of the time"

"That's our Madison…wonder where she gets it from"

"Me, of course!" Karen laughed. Andy rolled his eyes and kissed Karen.

"Have Brooke and Lucas called yet?" he asked.

"No…but I don't want to interrupt them, seeing as we can safely assume what they're doing"

"Good idea" Andy muttered, and they all walked to kitchen.

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"Brooke Scott, when I said I'd do anything for you, let me take that back…ALMOST anything" Lucas groaned.

"But Broody it'll be fun"

"Sex in the hallway where anyone could come?"

"That's the thrill!"

"Brooke, NO" Lucas said firmly.

"But Broody…fine, we'll do something else crazy…I swear, you have completely lost your pizzazz"

"My pizzazz? Nice, Cheery"

"I'm awesome like that…hmm ok lets have an elevator race"

"Oh you're on Brooke…first one to the 43rd floor wins"

"Ok…see you there sexy" she kissed him before getting into the elevator.

"Oh hi!" Brooke said, seeing the bellhop walk into the elevator. He looked dazed at the sight of Brooke, standing there with her bikini and jeans on, her hair curly and her face radiant.

"Uh…hey"

"Can I ask you a favor?" she asked, leaning in close, making sure he could smell her perfume.

"Uh…yah?"

"Can I borrow your cart?"

"No, miss, sorry"

"Why not?"

"Cause the hotel management-"

"Screw the management, room 1321 on the 18th floor, 3:00"

"Miss"

"Mister" she giggled, getting off the elevator and waving.

"Hello Brooke" Lucas chuckled, waving, perched on a desk on the 43rd floor

"DAMN Lucas you got lucky again"

"I have skill, babe, not luck"

"Another word and you wont have me" she giggled and kissed him. "Oh by the way I seduced a bellhop on the way up…he promised to bring a cart so we could ride on it"

"Brooke! You didn't…you think he's gonna come?"

"Oh yes…" Brooke giggled.

"Brooke did you offer him sex?" Lucas whined.

"NO, I wouldn't do that…ok, I would, but I didn't" Brooke giggled. "Lucas will you carry me?"

"Brooke…" Lucas whined. "My shoulder?"

"Oh quit being a baby, remember the doctor said it's in perfect condition?" Brooke reminded.

"Damn, I was hoping you forgot about that. I hope Madison isn't like this when she's older" Lucas sighed.

"Oh please…carry me!"

"Ok, ok" Lucas said, throwing Brooke over his shoulder.

"NOT LIKE THAT BROODY!" Brooke screamed.

"Yup, like this, Cheery" Lucas said, bobbing along the hallway, attracting strange looks from passers-by.

"Lucas Eugene Scott, put me down this INSTANT!" Brooke yelled.

"What did we say about the middle name, Brooke Penelope Scott…hmm?" Lucas laughed, throwing her on their bed and jumping on her.

"Well…" Brooke giggled, kissing him. "The bellhop should be here soon"

"Brooke, you seriously think the bellhops gonna bring us a cart?" Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and to Brooke and Lucas's surprise, the bellhop was standing there, but without the cart.

"Miss I'm so sorry, but I cannot give you the cart…I came to tell-" But Brooke ran out of the room, dragging Lucas by the hand and jumped on the cart five feet away. "Miss!" the bellhop screamed.

"Mister!" Brooke shouted back, giggling as the cart rolled faster through the long hallway.

"Brooke we're gonna get kicked out" Lucas said with a slight panic in his voice.

"Get kicked out? Come on, their not gonna kick their highest paying customers out…whoops" Brooke giggled, moving the cart out of the wall's way and rolling onto the elevator.

"Brooke…" Lucas said, laughing harder than ever now.

"Lucas, we can definitely tell our grandchildren this"

"Grandchildren? Brooke, Madison's not meeting any boys, she's not getting married, she's not having sex, and she's not having children!" Lucas said.

"Right…we'll see about that when she's a teenager, when she wants to get married, when she's horny, and when she really wants a baby" Brooke giggled.

"She's not growing up- she'll be little Peter Pan…only with more than just leaves on…I wonder if we can dress her in like a full body suit so"

"Lucas, she's 7 months old, you have plenty of time to worry and gripe" Brooke giggled, kissing him.

"But she's so old…she's already gorgeous"

"I know, Lucas, it's a sad reality to face, she's growing up" Brooke sighed pathetically.

"I get it from my mother, you should have seen the video Keith made of my first day of kindergarten"

"Uh, I'm sure it wasn't that bad" Brooke said, pressing all the buttons on the elevator and giggling.

"Have you met my mother?"

"Good point"

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"Catherine…" Jenny whined, trying to get the newly turned one year old to eat her mashed bananas. "Mama says EAT, and so does sissy- so EAT!"

"Yes, mama does say eat…thank you Jenny" Peyton said, emerging from the bathroom.

"Mommy can I go outside?" Jenny asked.

"Sure…be careful" she yelled after her.

"Hello kitty cat…angel" Jake said, walking in sweating.

"How was practice"

"Fun…I got to sweat three buckets while Lucas enjoys Brooke in the Bahamas"

"Haha- you know, we should take a second honeymoon- leave kitty cat and Jenny with Brooke and Lucas"

"That's a good idea, we should look into that- if coach gives Luke time off, I should get time off!"

"I agree" Peyton laughed.

"Where are our loving munchkins?"

"Uh kitty cat just ran off to find Jenny, who is outside, but thank God Catherine can't open that huge door"

"I wouldn't be surprised if she could"

"Yah, she's a feisty girl…Miss Drama Queen"

"She gets it from you, you know" Jake laughed.

"Uh, excuse me? I think she gets it from YOU…Miss Drama Queen Senior!"

"Oh, bring it on, Peyton" Jake laughed, jumping on Peyton and tickling her.

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"Lucas that was awesome!"

"Brooke that was dangerous…but awesome nonetheless" Lucas laughed, kissing her. "You look really hot right now"

"I look hot all the time, Broody pants…you're just too dazed by it to comment" Brooke giggled, kissing him back.

"Let's go back to our hotel room"

"Ok, elevator race…what's our room number again?"

"1321, Brooke"

Brooke and Lucas met back in their room, and saw that 3 messages were blinking for them. Lucas smiled as he heard his best friend's voice come over the machine.

"Hey, Brooke, Lucas…it's Haley-and Nathan, shut up Nate I told them you said hi, anyway we were calling to say hi and everything…everyone misses you, Maddie misses you, don't have too much sex…ok call back! Bye!"

"Hey Brooke and Lucas…Peyton here, calling to say hi and we miss you and call back and don't have too much sex…bye!"

"Hey Lucas and Brooke…its Karen…Madison's doing great, we miss you, she misses you, Alexis says hi, so does Andy…and don't be too…wild…ok call back! Bye! Love you!"

"Broody, why do they all assume we're having sex and being wild?"

"Because we are?" Lucas laughed.

"Good point…lets call the reception desk"

"Uh…why? Brooke you ordered 20 feather pillows and 7 down comforters, and you already destroyed the mini bar, what more do you want from the hotel?"

"I wanna complain about something absurd…like flying elephants that are disturbing our awesome sex" Brooke giggled.

"Brooke, you seriously cannot do that!" Lucas said.

"Yes, I can"

"No, you can't" Lucas said. Brooke giggled and jumped on him and kissed him, and after making out for 15 minutes, Lucas said "Fine, you can"

"Thank you Broody" Brooke said, playing with her bathing suit strap. "I knew if I couldn't convince you into it…I could just seduce you and you'd say yes"

"You know, Brooke…you're lucky you're hot"

"I'm lucky? You're the lucky one" she giggled, and dialed the reception.

"Hello…reception desk? Yes. This is Mandy Arians; I'm calling to say that since when does this hotel cater to flying elephants? It's disturbing me and my husband's hot sex, and I would appreciate it if they were escorted out immediately" Brooke hung up and giggled at the look on Lucas's face…pure horror.

"Brooke Scott…or should I say Mandy Arians…I had no idea you were being serious about the flying elephants!"

"Lucas Scott…don't Brooke Scott me, that was fun and now shall we proceed?" Brooke giggled kissing Lucas and pushing him back onto the pillows.

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"Anthony, smile!" Haley said, pointing the camera at Anthony who looked annoyed and continued bouncing the little ball.

"Haley, look at that…he's my child…he's bouncing the ball, what a perfect dribble!" Nathan gushed.

"Nathan…he's bouncing a ball, it's not that hard"

"Hales, you're no one to talk…last time you shot the ball like 5 years ago, it went backwards over the fence and into the Mason's yard…and you broke their lawnmower, remember?"

"Nathan! Do not remind me of that again or you are so a divorced, divorced man. Why did you bring that up in front of our son?"

"I don't know…I love you?"

"Good answer…now go get our child ready, we're going to go see mom and dad…they're in town"

"Oh, cool, I haven't seen my in laws in like…2 years"

"Yah I miss my mommy and daddy…I like them better…and you're uh…one night stand is coming as well- Taylor? My lovely older sister? I daresay you remember her…not your finest moment, huh?" Haley smirked.

"Haley…" Nathan laughed, kissing her.

"Nathan…" she said, kissing him back and handing him Anthony, who looked positively mad that the ball was taken away from him. "Here's your child, go get ready…I need to call the jeweler, I feel like the money's piling up again…its asking to be spent"

"You hang around Brooke too much"

"Well that's the beauty of Brooke Davis"

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"Hey you think we should call and see how our monster's doing?" Lucas asked Brooke, who was leaning against Lucas and eating ice cream.

"Yes, I miss my baby…" Brooke whined, looking up at Lucas. "What if she hates me forever for doing this?"

"She will not hate you forever…not after she hears the stories…and sees the presents"

"Speaking of, we have to get everyone something…"

"We'll have to do that tomorrow…since we didn't leave the hotel room today"

"Well…we might not leave the hotel room tomorrow"

"Brooke…" Lucas laughed, dialing Karen's number.

"Hello?" Karen said.

"Hey mom it's me"

"Lucas! How are you doing?"

"Wonderful, how's Madison?"

"She's doing great…clinging to Alexis like glue, but she's doing awesome"

"Good, good" Lucas said.

"How's Brooke?"

"She's great; she wants to talk to you" Lucas said, handing Brooke the phone.

"Hey Karen!" Brooke said

"Hey sweetheart…how are you doing?"

"Great, I'm having an awesome time…how's my baby?"

"She misses mommy and daddy, but Alexis has her distracted"

"I love that girl…ok well tell everyone I said hi, and tell Maddie I love her and give her a hug…she's eating right, right? And is she ok? Not too fussy, not too upset? She's not sick or anything, is she? Cause I packed Tylenol"

"Brooke, she's fine, don't worry…go have fun!"

"Ok…bye, love you" Brooke sighed.

"Love you too, tell Lucas I love him, have fun…don't be too wild!" Karen laughed, and hung up.

"I miss my baby, Lucas" Brooke whined.

"I miss my baby, too, Brooke" Lucas laughed, kissing Brooke and stroking her hair. "Let's go out to dinner at a swanky restaurant…it'll be fun"

"Ok, babe, swanky restaurant it is- we can demand something ridiculous like all those gay celebrities…I'll go get out my dress"

"Ooh wear that pink one that you look really hot in"

"You're so cute" Brooke giggled, kissing Lucas and walking into the bathroom. "But I'll wear the pink one!"

"Good"

An hour later, Brooke emerged from the bathroom looking like "a goddess" as Lucas put it.

"Brooke…you look…amazing"

"Thank you, you don't look too bad yourself" Brooke said, her voice faltering a little when she saw Lucas dressed up in a suit and tie. "You look really hot" she giggled.

"Well you look hot too, but I hear women prefer to be called beautiful…but seriously, Brooke, you look gorgeous"

"Well thank you, Broody pants" Brooke said, kissing Lucas. "I like hearing that I'm beautiful"

"Well you are"

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"Hot tub time! I haven't been in a hot tub in about a year, seeing as our lovely daughter Madison prevented me from going in one for NINE MONTHS and if that's not bad enough, I couldn't take Maddie bear into the hot tub with me and I can't really leave her unsupervised so basically, I haven't been in a hot tub for a year" Brooke ranted as they walked to their hotel room.

"Brooke, I get the point…hot tub it is" Lucas laughed, opening the door for her and ushering her in. "Outside or inside?"

"Hmm…inside sounds…better" she giggled, walking off to find her bathing suit.

"Ok…" Lucas laughed, looking through the suitcase to find his trunks.

"So Lucas…how do you like our second honeymoon so far?" Brooke asked when they were settled in the hot tub.

"Uh….well, I'm here with you…that's all I really needed"

"You are such a cheese ball, but that's why I married you…"

"I don't know why I married you" Lucas laughed.

"Lucas!"

"I love you…"

"Humph…Billy bob Lucas would never question our marriage"

"Billy Bob Lucas doesn't exist"

"Uh, you wanna bet?"

"Sure...20 dollars"

"You're on Broody"

Brooke and Lucas had an amazing time the rest of their stay at the Ritz…Brooke said that they needed that time alone, and they did. They flew home 4 days later, were ecstatic to see Madison again, and resumed their lives as normally as they had left them before. But Brooke and Lucas would never forget their second honeymoon full of elevator races, bellhop carts, hot tubs, and flying elephants.

A/N: ok this chapter SUCKED but I was so busy lol…yah sorry it sucked so bad, the next one will be better, I promise! Ok read and review please...I've been getting more and more reviews, and I must tell you- I LOVE reviews...they're a) helpful b) inspiring and c) i get really excited everytime I see a new one lol so please, review, even if its just a word or two, it makes me happy...I promise the next chapter will be better...I dunno about longer, but hopefully! Ideas are always welcome, ofcourse, seeing as there are some amazing writers on this site...ok I'm done ranting- review! thanks ;0)