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They reached their room, Tsuzuki carrying his "bride" the whole way. They gained looks of admiration from the other brides, wishing their husbands would do the same.
"Okay, can you put me down now? I feel very stupid," mumbled the young shinigami. After dumping her on the bed, Tsuzuki looked around the room. King-sized bed, TV, small fridge, a vanity and dressers, and two doors. The first one he opened was a small closet. The other must be a bathroom. And sure enough, the doors revealed a two-person tub, large sink and mirror, those stereotypical "lovers" bathrooms kind.
"This sucks." The tall man turned around to see Hisoka standing next to him. "It doesn't have a shower stall."
"That's cause we're suppose to bathe together, dear!" Tsuzuki said happily thrashing his tail. He pulled the red Hisoka into his arms.
"B-BAKA!!" POW!! Tsuzuki was thrown onto the floor by the fist of Hisoka. "You hentai!"
"Oooowww!!"
"I'm going to go bathe. ALONE." The door slam was quite loud. Heeheehee, Tsuzuki laughed in his mind. He opened the fridge and was very delighted to see pastries.
"Sugoi!" he clapped his hand together and dug in.
Sinking deep into a warm bubble bath, the transformed shinigami can't help but think and let her mind wondered.
This is a really big tub. Big enough for two, oh yeah, that's right. It is for two. I can't believe I'm in a wedding yacht. I'm not going to wear a bridal gown am I? Hope not. His mind lingered on. And I can't believe Tsuzuki is okay with this!! Me being a girl just had to be a convenience, did it huh? Grrrr…Wakaba-chan might have gone with Terazuma, but noooo, damn cake! He gave a little 'hmph' in his mind. I bet they were going to dress me up as a girl anyways…must kill Watari…must kill… The furious girl swiped at the thick bubbles.
After 2 minutes of bubble swiping…
And why is Tsuzuki so happy about this? I hate this! More swiping. Hisoka folded her arms cross her chest. The white bubbles still there, hiding the small girl. A soothing smell was coming from the bubbles. How nice.
Tsuzuki has been nicer to me after I saved him from the flames. And I've just been plain mean. Hn. Why does he have to be so nice? That idiot makes me feel weird inside…
'It's called love, you idiot!' Conscience can always be a pain, but a great companion.
No way! He can't possibly! I've been so cold to him…so he's just being nice.
'I'm not talking about him, baka! I'm saying you like him a lot! You know, it's called "love!"'
…I'm losing my sanity…
A knock on the door. The train of thoughts broken by Tsuzuki's pound.
"Hisoka, I love you a lot!"
"WHAT?!" Had the young shinigami heard right? Hisoka was in 10 shade of red. She shot out of the tub to strain her ears.
"I said I'm going to go out!"
Oh. Hisoka couldn't help but feel a tad disappointed. Why? She didn't know. She sank back into the tub.
"Oh, okay." Lying on the porcelain side he closed his eyes and inhaled the lavender scented bubbles.
'Love? Am I right huh huh huh?'
I didn't actually think conscience could actually act like this. Must block it. Sleeeeeep…And so she did.
A small band of musicians played a light romantic tune in the dining hall. And obviously, sets of newlyweds dance, dined, and chattered among themselves. Luckily there was a bar, and there, Tsuzuki ordered what he could with his meager salary. He pulled up a stool and propped his arm on the counter. A waitress with short light brown hair had her back to him.
"A small glass of—"
"Hey Saya, turn around! It's Tsuzuki!!"
Indeed, the waitress spun around and met the violet orbs of her friend.
"Tsuzuki!"
"Saya?! And Yuma?! What are you girls doing here?" he chuckled, happy and surprised to see them. They all pulled him in hugs and smiles and laughs.
"We work here!" burst Yuma. Saya nodded.
"We are also under cover," said the other. "Kacho-san sent us here to take note of anything suspicious."
"Yep! And the pay on this boat is really good! Now we can buy Sanha's new line of dresses!!" Yuma gushed. Her eyes were sparkling, obviously thinking of those ridiculously frilly dresses in her mind. Saya had the same glazed look in her eyes too.
"Ah, well, I hope you get your dresses! Well could I get a glass of sake?" he said while pulling out his wallet. Saya stopped him.
"On the house!" she cheered. Violet eyes went starry and puppy ears and tail popped out.
"Really?!" The girls nodded. "Sankyuuuu!!! Hisoka will be happy I didn't waste any money!" The shinigami reached for the alcohol happily.
"Hisoka-kun is here too?" Yuma asked. Tsuzuki nodded and brought the cup to his lips. "Well come on!! Take us where he is!" Before the liquid even touched the man's lips, his two friends were dragging him out of the bar.
"Where is he, Tsuzuki?" the two girls asked, with a grin on their face. "Is he in his room? Did he go out?"
The violet-eyed man was a bit jealous. Just a tad, but answered them anyways.
"Yeah, he's in our room."
"'Our room?' Tsuzuki! This is a wedding yacht!" Saya stopped and released her grip on the Tsuzuki's arm. "They only have one bed you know."
"Yeah. We are married here." He wondered if that was a good thing to say or a bad thing to say.
"MARRIED?!" both girls blurted our in unison. "KAWAII!! I can see him in Sanha's wedding dress!" Yuma brought her hands together and sighed at the thought.
"Are you having a honeymoon?" Saya asked, giggling. Tsuzuki was taken back at the question and went pink.
"What?! We are n-!"
"Waaiii!! We should by him Sanha's naughty line of lingerie!"
"Yes! The one with the lacey top and garter belt! Ooo, and those-"
Tsuzuki looked like he was going to have a nosebleed that could flood a city or a major heart attack.
"Stop!!" he shouted, covering his ears so he didn't have to listen to more lacey this and that. "Hisoka and I are undercover! We are not married, we are just pretending so we can solve the case!" The words sunk into the two girls and they made an Oh. They walked silently to the room Tsuzuki shared with his "bride."
"Hisoka, I'm back!" he called out as he opened the door. He looked around but there was no Hisoka in the room. Saya and Yuma walked around in awe.
"Wow, your room is so big! Bigger then ours!" Saya said. She and her partner sat on the bed waiting. "It's so nice! But where is Hisoka-kun?"
"I think he is still taking a bath." The tall shinigami walked to the bathroom and knocked. "Hisoka? It's Tsuzuki."
Silence.
"Are you in there?"
Nothing.
"OH MY GOD, HISOKA DROWNED!!" Without thinking he kicked the door open, waking the sleeping beauty up. There was a really shrill scream. The two sitting girls just looked at the opening of the bathroom. Then there was an alarmed scream by Tsuzuki and water splashing, followed by a high-pitched scream. Yuma and Saya wondered if it really was Hisoka because it sounded like a woman's scream. Then a soggy Tsuzuki was thrown out of the doorway, followed by a loud slam of the door.
(Another POV)
"Hisoka," said a voice. Arms wrapped around his body from behind. Hisoka looked up into the amethyst gems above him. Such pretty eyes. "I have something to tell you Hisoka…" The older shinigami pulled the teen into his lap.
"What is it Tsuzuki?" Hisoka laid his head on his partner's chest, breathing in his scent. Such a nice day. Hisoka felt his partner lean and the breath on his neck.
"OH MY GOD HISOKA DROWNED!!"
His eardrums would probably burst. But he woke up instead. The poor kid didn't even have a second to realize it was all a dream until a door came crashing open. He looked up with bugged eyes to see it was his partner who knocked down the door. He gave a yelp and sank lower into the foamy depths to conceal the nakedness.
Ah, well. It couldn't get any worse could it? Well it just did.
Thinking that Hisoka was really drowning, Tsuzuki grabbed the shoulders of his "drowning" partner and pulled her up, and completely forgetting that she was a she. So yeah…lots of screams and blushing coming from that. The young girl trying desperately to cover herself and shoving her partner out. She managed to do so by splashing water in his eyes and kicking him out the door, slamming it.
"Was Hisoka in there?"
The sad puppy looked up. His friends were still there sitting on the bed, looking puzzled.
"Yeah…" Pulling himself up, Tsuzuki joined them on the bed and waited till Hisoka stepped out. Which she never did.
"Hisoka? How long are you going to stay in there?" Tsuzuki knocked on the door.
"There's no bath robe," came a muffled voice. "Can you leave? Or at least bring my clothes to the door?"
With a nod, Tsuzuki walked across the room and pulled out a brown baggage from the closet. It wasn't heavy, just a bit lighter than he expected. How much clothes did Wakaba give Hisoka? After knocking on the door again, a small cracked opened up and a slender hand slid out.
"HISOKA!!!" The door was suddenly pushed open, revealing the paled figured with a towel wrapped around the waist and one at the top.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE??!!" she screamed. Grabbing more towels, the poor girl tried to cover more of herself, hoping they didn't notice anything different.
Tsuzuki looked down and found out that Yuma and Saya had pushed the door wide open to see Hisoka, whom they loved very much.
"Um, I think you two should give her, I mean him! Give him some privacy!" blurted Tsuzuki, waving his arms around. Too late. The girls were already tugging at the towels and rambling about Sanha's new dress line.
Hisoka was turning so red, you'd think that he would explode.
"Help me Tsuzuki!" Hisoka squeaked. He was being cornered, sitting on the tiled floor, looking like a rape victim from the two glomping girls.
Puling the two shinigamis away with ease, Tsuzuki stood in front of his partner and told them to leave. He placed Hisoka's bag on top of the toilet seat and ushered the two squabbling girls out, closing the door behind him.
After that incident, Hisoka was grateful he decided to cover himself with towels just in case. Otherwise, Yuma and Saya would see the new body. But how, and why, were those two here? He'll ask later. Right now he needs to know how to put on a bra…
Gpilot04: Ah, well…not much has happened ne? Had a hard time writing this chapter. Not boring is it? Hope not…Thank you for your kind reviews! [rabu rabu] Might come up with a Tats/Wat chapter. :D EEEEvil thinking. Next chapter will probably be more Hisoka, Tsuzuki, Yuma, and Saya! Don't go away!