Harry Potter was the boy who lived, having avoided being savagely killed by Voldemort (or voldie as we shall call him in this particular story) several times. He was returning to Hogwarts for his 7th year.

Harry tootled to the station. He was wearing his favourite, very fashionable pink dress

'Hey Harry' his friend Ron yelled from his magic carpet floating a few feet of the ground. Harry grinned at his ginger haired companion.

'How are you Ron its been to long'. Ron raised an eyebrow and looked at Harry oddly.

'We came to the station together mate' Ron said sounding concerned.

'Oh yes what a silly little creampuff I am' Harry giggled girlishly.

All of a sudden Ron was knocked off his carpet by a very excited looking Hermione.

'Hello Ronald, how are you my little creampuff?' she asked. Ron kissed her on the cheek.

'I'm very well darling, Harry was just talking shit, thanks for saving me' Ron replied.

'Your welcome Ronnie creampuff' Hermione cooed. Ron blushed redder than his hair.

'Well thank you for insulting me!' Harry yelled and threw his pearly pink lip-gloss at Ron. Hermione laughed like a man.

'Oh Harry stop being such a drama queen' she said.

'You called me a queen that is so offensive' Harry cried through tears. Ron hugged Harry (a manly hug because Ron is as straight as a ruler).

'She didn't mean it like that mate' he said as he patted Harry's back.

Then a voice came out of no were (well magical platform, mysterious voice put 2 and 2 together) 'Will everyone please get on the train' the voice boomed 'and will Mr. Potter please report to the head carriage at once'.

Harry knocked on the door of the carriage.

'Enter' a voice said from within. Harry stepped in and immediately saw his boyfriend Draco sprawled across a sofa.

'Hello creampuff' Harry squealed. Draco smirked at his boyfriend.

'Hello pumpkin' Harry shuddered at this pet name as it reminded him of a horror movie he watched with the authors of this fanfic at a slumber party called Pumpkin head, but Draco ignored this and continued 'McGonagall gave me the pleasure of telling you that you are Hogwarts latest head girl and I just so happen to be head boy' Draco said in a voice that you could hear the smirk in (even if you were blind you would know he was smirking)

Harry clapped and squealed and jumped up and down all at the same time.

'And you know what that means' Draco drawled in a suggestive manner, 'we share quarters'.

'Well I think this is a cause for a celebration' Harry giggled.

Fade out to black