Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
You come on like a drug
I just can't get enough
I'm like an addict coming at you
For a little more
And there's so much at stake
I can't afford to waste
I never needed anybody like this before
-Garbage
Remy smacked himself on the forehead. "Ah can't believe Remy almost forgot de most important person. Dis be Rogue- ma chére, de light of Remy's life, de most belle femme-"

"Save it, swamp rat," Rogue said rolling her eyes.

"Je suis desolé," Remy purred bending over so he could kiss Rogue's hand gallantly.

"Enchanté, Rogue," Jean-Luc said shaking her hand. "Pleased ta meet de femme who could tame dis boy."

"'Tame'?" Remy asked his eyes widening. "Non, no one tames Remy." The others merely laughed.

"I have a big dinner waitin'," Mattie announced. "Follow meh." The group followed her into the dining room and sat down. She served the meal and the group began to eat.

Kitty watched as Pete ate all the food sat before him voraciously. "How do you do it?" she asked finally.

"Wot?" Pete asked.

"Eat all of that? If I ate half of what you do I'd explode."

"I ave t' keep me energy up, luv," Pete said with a lewd grin. "Ow! Damn... I'll have you know that I'm gonna have bruises all over my legs."

"You deserve it," Kitty said and stuck her tongue out at him.

Pete leaned in close to whisper something in her ear. "You should really conserve yer energy there, luv, I can think of some more interestin' things for that tongue of yours t' be doin'." The others watched in amusement as, at first her cheeks got really red, then she started to hit her boyfriend, over and over again.

"You pig!" she exclaimed when he finally managed to grab her arms and hold them.

Pete kissed each hand tenderly. "You have beautiful hands." She relaxed pulling her hands away and giving him a small smile.

"Dey always like dis?" Jean-Luc asked.

"Oui," Remy nodded. "Dey have been... pretty much since dey met." Remy glanced over at Rogue who was staring down at her meal. "Chére, is dere something wrong?"

"No," Rogue said softly. "Ah just need some sleep."

"I'll show ya ta a room," Mattie offered.

"Thank ya," Rogue said and stood up to follow the woman away from the table and up the stairs.

Kitty stared at Remy for a few seconds before narrowing her eyes at him. "Follow her, you idiot."

Remy blinked. "Pardon?"

"Follow her. Listen, I know Rogue. She's going to try to convince herself that the kiss meant nothing and that you haven't change wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, waa..." The others merely looked at Kitty as though she had lost her mind. "Didn't any of you guys ever watch Peanuts?" Silence. "I'm surrounded by uncultured oafs." She turned back to Remy. "Well?"

"She obvious wants to be left alone."

"Don't make me drag you, Cajun."

Remy snorted and raised an eyebrow smirking. "Petite chat, Remy would love ta see y' try."

Kitty stood. "Okay." She grabbed Remy and, using her mutant power, pulled him through the chair. She then picked him up in a fireman's hold and, struggling slightly, she carried him up the stairs and deposited him in front of the door that Mattie was exiting. Mattie gave them a strange look but walked away.

"Okay, petite, Remy's impressed."

Kitty lightly shoved her towards the door. "Now, talk to her before I phase your head into that wall."

"D'accord." Remy took a deep breath before knocking.

"Go away!" Rogue called. Kitty literally pushed Remy through the door. Remy walked over and sat down on her bed.

"We need to talk."

"No, we don't."

"Rogue, je t'aime. You know dat."

"Do you actually love meh?"

"Mais oui!"

"Whah?"

"Dat's a loaded question ma petite. Y'r beautiful. Y' have dese belle eyes, great legs, and a nice ass-"

"Remy!"

He grinned. "You asked." He sobered and laid a hand over hers gently. "You care so deeply about people, despite y'r intentions of never letting anyone get close. Y'r a challenge, Remy can't resist a challenge. But for de first time, chére, Remy knows dat when Remy does make love avec toi, he's not goin' ta want to let got." He reached out brushing a few strands of hair away from her face tenderly. "Remy never wants ta let y' go." He saw tears shining in her eyes. She sat up and embraced him, burying her head against his chest.

"Ah love ya Rem." He reached down tilting her head up so her lips could meet his for a slow gentle kiss. "Remind meh ta thank Kitty." Remy looked at her confused. "Ah could hear her voice. Ah knew she brought you up here."

"Oui," Remy admitted reluctantly. "Remy was afraid y' wouldn't want ta talk to him."

"Ah didn't," Rogue said. "But Ah'm glad ya came."

Downstairs

Kitty walked back down the stairs and sat down continuing to eat her salad as though nothing had happened. "What?" she asked when she noticed that everyone was staring at her.

"I love you," Pete said in awe. She giggled.

"I must say, dat was impressive, enfant," Jean-Luc said.

"It was nothing," Kitty said blushing. The remainder of the dinner finished peacefully.

"I'll show everyone to their rooms," T'ante Mattie offered after she and Jean-Luc. The others grabbed their bags and followed her up the stairs as she showed each couple to a room.

"We aren't together," Logan protested as they reached the last room, which was going to be theirs.

"You are now," Mattie said with a shrug of apology. "Dis be de last empty room."

"It's fine," Betsy said. "Thank you."

"It is not-" Logan started.

/Shut it,/ Betsy said telepathically. /She's just trying to be helpful./

/I don't deal well with helpful./

Betsy rolled her eyes. /Don't I know it. You need to loosen up, luv./

Logan grinned looking her over. /You goin' to help me, darlin'?/ To his surprise she actually blushed at his comment.

/Would you like me to?/

He growled softly in her mind. /Don't play with me, Bets./

She smiled, taking the initiative to look him over. /But I think I'd like playing with you./ He raised his eyebrows.

"Well..." Mattie said slowly. "Goodnight."

"Goodnight," the two said at the same time, not taking their eyes off of each other. The other woman walked away.

Logan cocked an eyebrow at the telepath, swinging the door open. "After you, darlin'," Logan said a definite purr in his voice. She met his eyes before sashaying her way past him.

Bobby and Jubilee

"So," Jubilee said after the two had gotten ready for bed. "Are we... um... going to share?"

"If you want," Bobby said equally nervous. Both climbed into the bed. They laid there silently and very awkwardly until Jubilee moved over to kiss him. Their kiss went on and on until Bobby gently tugged on her tank- top. Jubilee pulled away with wide eyes. "Stop?" "Please don't." He grinned. "I love you, Jubes." "I-I love you too, Bobby." They kissed again and Bobby gently lowered onto the bed.

Pete and Kitty

"Kill me," Kitty said.

Pete raised an eyebrow. "Why?"

"Why did we get stuck between them?" Kitty asked sighing. "They are way too noisy."

Pete grinned. "It's not that bad."

"Wolverine and Betsy," Kitty said making a face.

Pete's grin merely widened as he moved over her. "Let's give them some competition."

"Do you ever think about anything else?"

"No," Pete cocked his head to one side. "Why? Should I?"

Rogue and Remy

"Oh mah God," Rogue said listening to the three couples.

Remy sighed. "Dat be trés depressin'."

"All of them..."

"Oui," Remy sighed. "It be a very sad day when everyone's gettin' laid but Remy." She glared at him and he made his eyes wide with innocence. "Quoi?"

"You are such a pig sometimes."

"Merci," he smiled. She snuggled closer.

"Ah wish they'd stop that," Rogue sighed.

"Moi aussi," Remy said. Rogue looked up at him in surprise. "It's no fun unless y' get to play too."

She had to laugh. "Pervert."

"Remy repeats: Merci."
Author's Note- Okay guys, I'm going to do something new here. If there's something you'd really like to see in this story tell me and I'll try to work it in. Yep, reviewer request.