I was in fourth period, and we were watching Bill Nye, and Ms. Rust calls Jonah "Michael". Okay. Then she's like "OMG! I'M SO SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU REMINDED ME OF TO MAKE ME CALL YOU THAT"

Eric"Probably Michael..."

More story! crowds of people faint

Oh yes, those of you who are wondering what this story is called, it's originally (cough cough) titled "The Quartet". Why? I dunno. Anyway, for those of you who are confused about the story line so far...I'll try to help...

Chikara -split personality is- Kiyrau

Kokoro -split personality is- Dokomo (haha! )

Shizuka -split personality is- Taysuki

Mitsuki -split personality is- Sinokami

Now, the plot will be explained in later chapters. Enjoy!

Chikara looked up to see a man - a very tall man - standing behind her, eyebrows raised.

"Hello! You must be the one Kiyrau was talking about" She said happily.

"...who's Kiyrau..."

"A voice in my head" Chikara exclaimed proudly.

"..."

"She says you need to come with me." Chikara said, grinning. She grabbed his arm. "This waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

Sesshomaru didn't move, however, and Chikara ended up tripping over herself and landing in the dirt.

"Why do I have to go...with you" Sesshomaru asked, attempting to shake Chikara off of his arm.

"Because Kiyrau says it's time for me to be bred" Chikara said, proudly. "Or does Kiyrau want to go first? I don't get it..."

Chikara you idiot!
This time, Sesshomaru could hear Kiyrau's voice, too. It lingered somewhere between an alto and a soprano, and held sounds of things growing. It was somehow the essence of light, but something cold lurked inside.

You, dog-demon-boy. Go with her and attack the dumb-ass people! Alright? Good.

"I'm not going to take any orders from a disembodied voice." Sesshomaru said, stoically.

Chikara blinked twice as Sesshomaru was suddenly and unexplainedablyelbye (my new word) smote.

"...ow..."

Sesshomaru gave in after Kiyrau struck him with lightning somemore times. He followed Chikara through the woods.

"Let's be happy bunny friends"

Let's not. Sesshomaru thought.

"And hop together till the end"

I refuse to hop anywhere with a ditzy wench.

"We'll eat carrots in the sun"

I am not eating anything with her. For all I know, she might poison it.

"Until the day is done"

Good. The song's over.

At "done" Chikara burst through the bushes, and found herself looking at an odd scene.

A white haired boy with doggy ears was forcing noodles down his throat at an incredible rate, while a pretty girl in strange clothing whapped him over the head when he wouldn't stop to breathe.

A smaller, red headed boy was no where to be seen, cause Shippo died.

Anyway, a monk with a hand-guard argued over the fact that the rice balls were made of the wrong rice, while Shizuka complained that his voice was starting to get on her nerves. The monk then asked her if she would prefer a love song, and a brown-haired woman hit him over the head with a gigantohugic boomerang.

However, the most noticeable thing to Chikara was the basket of round, orange fruit in the center of the blanket.

"OOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEES" Chikara yelled. She ran straight through the blanket, then stopped before she ran into a tree, turned, and ran back again, to find that the girl was attempting to steal one of her oranges.

"NO! MINE" Chikara slapped the girl's hand away, and grabbed the oranges, causing the white-
haired boy to growl, then she held the basket to herself. "My oranges. Not yours. Mine."

"Chikara. Wonderful." Shizuka said with a smile that was only slightly forced. "This is Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sango. They are our friends." Shizuka put emphasis on "friends".

"Please refrain from killing our friends."

"Oranges." Chikara said simply.

"Yes" Shizuka said with a smile that was more than slightly forced. "Oranges."

Inuyasha stopped stuffing his face for a moment, and inhaled. "I smell something."

"Yes, smell. Lovely." Shizuka said, rolling her eyes.

"No, I smell..."

"An orange"

"A demon"

"Maybe he smells some good food." Mitsuki said, wrinkling her nose at Shizuka's cooking.

"I was saying..." Inuyasha said, forcefully. "That I smell my brother."

This seemed to make the other three "friends" tense. "Sesshomaru" Sango asked, freeing her boomerang.

"Who else would I mean" Inuyasha asked.

Sesshomaru stepped through the bushes, glaring at his half-brother. "I wouldn't even be here if that disembodied voice"

"Disembodied voice" Inuyasha asked.

"Yes, a disembodied voice." Sesshomaru said. "It said, 'Go attack the people'. So here I am."

"Since when do you take orders" Inuyasha taunted.
"Since

lighting came out of the sky and hit me. Several times."

"...oh..."

Sesshomaru drew his sword, sighing. "Oh well..."

"You're going to fight" Chikara asked, grabbing his arm again, and hanging off of it, swinging around. "That's not nice! You're brothers! And brothers are supposed to love eachother! And annoy their parents together! And steal eachother's girlfriends"

"We're half-brothers." Inuyasha snapped.

"Oh. Okay, go ahead and kill eachother, then."

"CHIKARA" Shizuka snapped.

"Okay, okay, fine. Can't we all just get along"

"No." The two brothers said in unison. Then they looked horrified that they had the same idea as the other.

"You'd better...or else..."

"Or else what" Sesshomaru asked, who had made the assumption that Chikara was harmless.

"Or else I'll sing somemore."

"Sing" Inuyasha scoffed, while Kokoro winced visibly.

"Yes, about the happy ducks."

"The happy ducks." Sesshomaru's eye twitched visibly.

"Yes:

The happy ducks go quack quack quack! They are going to the pond to eat some"

"FINE! FINE" The two brothers winced, and stepped away.

"Yay! Let's be friends" Chikara glomped both of them together.

"Um...Chikara"

"What"
"My face is touching the half-breed's..."

END! While the randomness settles slightly, think about this:

Wally is a penguin. He rawks meh sawks.

Thank you.