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Okay, so I typed something up on a PC, and it doesn't work. One more reason why PCs stink.
burns all of the PCs in the world
I hope you aren't expecting anymore story for a while, considering I won't be writing any.
Aaaaaaaaaand...
Wally. Is. So. Cool. Visit his website at wally-the-penguin.tk
GO NOW!
Aaaaaaaaaand...
Sessy-chan is also cool, but not as cool as Wally.
Lemme see...Wally...oranges...or Sessy-chan?
dramatic music plays
Okay, that's going to have to be Wally, there. Sorry, Sessy-chan!
Sesshomaru: dancing YAY! The wench will leave me alone!
But I'll still love you!
Sesshomaru: Damn.
Anyway, Wally is so cool because he's a penguin. Everybody in my camp knows me as the Wally girl.
And oranges...well, oranges are awesome, we all know, but WALLY IS SO MUCH COOLER!
w00t!
Aaaaaaaaaaand...
I want to see the second Inuyasha movie, so when Anne or Ellen goes and has another birthday, I'd better see it then!
Aaaaaaaaaaand...
That's about it...Oo;; See you all later.
Hmmm...what else? Oh yes, I took a screen shot today, but the computer I'm using doesn't have a image editing program, so I'm about ready to eat it alive.
I should probably make Anais get a Xanga, because then she can rant about Bijou like I rant about Wally, the penguin who rules the world. (Bijou is a man-eating hamster)
b Yet more insanity via a story written by a crazy asian chocolate/orange/Wally/Sessy-chan addicted weirdo /b
The now large group set off early the next morning, and was erm...happily accompanied by Chikara's singing. That is, Chikara was happy to sing, the gand wasn't happy to listen...
"OOOOOOOH! Green is the color of the green, green grass! Blue is the color of the skyyyyyyyyyyy! Red is the color of bloooood! Stab stab stab! Stab stab stab! Yellow is the color of the suuuuuuuuuun! Orange is the color of ORANGES! Purple is the color of graaaaaaaaaaapes! Red is the color of your dried up scabs, after I've beaten your face! Stab stab stab"
At this point, Inuyasha was twitching visibly, and Sesshomaru looked as though a snake had slithered up his...ahem...
"Stab stab stab! Stab stab stab! Stab the wenches today" Inuyasha bellowed waving the Tessaiga over his head.
Chikara beamed. "Yay! Inuyasha's singing with me" She glomped his arm and sang"The happy ducks flew into the pond! They're going to eat some..."
"Shut up, Chikara."
"Sometimes I think about things." Chikara said.
"Really? You'd never notice..." Shizuka said, dryly.
"I think about muffins and oranges and penguins"
"What's a penguin"
"I dunno, but for some reason, I feel compelled to tell you that Wally, the penguin, rules the world. These dumb ass people haven't noticed yet." Chikara shook her head sadly. "I want an orange."
"...shut up, Chikara."
"Hello there"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! VOICES IN MY HEAD"
"Who the heck are you" Sesshomaru asked, ignoring Chikara's sudden scream, and the fact that she was now clutching him around his leg.
"Why, I am the random saying hello guy! Hello"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! VOICES IN MY HEAD"
"Um...could you stop saying that" Sango asked, cautiously.
"Saying what" Asked the random saying hello guy.
Sesshomaru whispered"Stop saying "hello."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! VOICES IN MY HEAD"
Sesshomaru promptly clamped his hand over Chikara's mouth, while Shizuka threw the random saying hello guy into a convieniently placed pit of snakes.
"Hmmm...could it be possible that a twelve year old girl in the "real" world is sitting at a laptop typing this story, and that is why a convieniently placed pit of snakes appeared"
"Chikara, just..."
"Shut up"
"Exactly."
"I wish I had a orange-muffin-penguin-thing! So then I could beeeeee..."
"Dead" Inuyasha asked hopefully.
"No. Haaaaaaaaaaaaappyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" Chikara struck a pose.
"It figures..."
When the group stopped for lunch, Kagome and the others were amazed to see how quickly the four new girls set everything up, regardless of Chikara's odd outbursts.
When they were done, a huge quantity of food was set infront of each person. Chikara, of course, had oranges, orange chicken, and teriyaki with orange extract. And orange juice.
Did I mention oranges...?
Anyway...
Sesshomaru made a move towards (me: CHIKARA CHIKARA CHIKARA! Eugene: MITSUKI MITSUKI MITSUKI!) the herbal tea, and ignored the food.
Shizuka gave him a questioning look.
"Human food doesn't suit me."
"But we're demons! We eat the food" Mitsuki said, placing food on Rin's, who had miraculously appeared during the journey, plate.
"If you hadn't noticed" Sesshomaru said cooly"you aren't me."
Chikara nodded solemnly. "I know. But then again, I'm not looking forward to being a cross-dressing dog demon who doesn't even have the cute lil doggeh ears" On ears, she hurled herself at Inuyasha.
"Can I have your ears" She asked, batting her eyelashes.
"Whu-huh" Inuyasha asked, his mouth half full.
"Your i ears /i ..." In one smooth movement, she pinned him to the ground, and drew his Tessaiga. "Now just hold still...I'll be gentle..."
"CHIKARA! PUT THE POOR GUY DOWN"
Woohoo! Now we have an (obviously drunk) orange-loving freak pinning Inuyasha to the ground! What will happen next? Well, I'm hoping to...erm...keep going with the lunchtime thing, and Kagura might pop up here and there...and maybe Naraku...now which one will be fed to a convieniently placed man-stealing-bitch eater? Hmm...
And Anne, if you can think of a better name, then please tell me. And the "suki" part of Shizuka's...other half...is part of the story. It's actually quite funneh...