Hokai! After I read Ellen's lovely blurb in meh cb, I realized that the mental stress of me not writing was causing her much stress...soooo...heeeereeee I goooo! (Unfortunately, there won't be much of your Kouga-kun, but he'll be in here...)

Chikara looked up when a young woman of about 20 stepped out of the woods, and walked over to where the group was sitting.

"Sesshomaru-sama..." She said. Her voice was oddly seductive, and Chikara raised an eyebrow. She sounded an awful lot like...Chikara shoved the idea back into a corner of her mind for later, and listened. "I never knew you to travel with...petty demons and...half-breeds. Humans, perhaps." She said, her eyes flickering to Rin, then to Chikara, who was still holding onto his waist with one hand.

"Well, there was that whole thing with that unexplained voice" He started.

"Unexplained voice"

"Why does everyone keep asking that? Yes, unexplained voice! You see" He was cut off again.

"He hears voices in his head just like I doooooooooo" Chikara sang, transferring her grip to Sesshomaru's leg again.

"Who is that"

"This is Chikara."

"...this helps..."

Sesshomaru sighed. "Chikara is a psychopathic demon with an addiction to oranges who has taken a liking to my leg."

"I see..."

"Who's the windy laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady" Chikara asked.

"Kagura." Sesshomaru answered shortly.

"Oooooooh...what's a Kagura"

"Kagura is my name." Kagura said.

"Oh! That would explain why the authoress just called you Kagura"

"What" Kagome asked.

"Huh"

"You just said "authoress" come on! This isn't a fanfic"

-Or is it-

"What was that..." Kagura asked, glancing around.

"The unexplained voice." Sesshomaru said.

-Hello there, young Kagura. Very interesting thoughts going through your head now...-

"What do you mean..."

-Oh, being me, I can tell what you're thinking. Believe me, I do hope so. It would make my existence so much more enjoyable. Now, go report back to Naraku-kun. Remember, Kagura-chan, don't try anything rash, now. Our girl has powerful people at her back.-

At this, Kiyrau's voice faded, and Kagura blinked. "How did she know that I serve Naraku? And why did she call him kun"

"Most likely because she knows practically everything." Shizuka said dryly, as if she didn't really care.

"And after all, considering who Naraku is..." Mitsuki started, but a sharp look from Shizuka made her swallow whatever she was about to say. "I mean, everybody knows who he is, anyway."

They seemed to take this well, and the group continued on after Kagura had left, towards what they hoped was Four Points.

"So, why do you want to get to the Points" Chikara asked, after Miroku had gotten them something to eat because of a "dark cloud" appearing over a fine restaraunt with several Geisha girls, who sat on the men's laps, or tickled their chins.

Sesshomaru was not enjoying himself.

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HUMAN WENCH"

"Come on, it's not so bad" Miroku said, reclining around three girls who hand fed him.

Sango was not pleased.

"Miroku, do you want me to decapitate you"

Miroku tried to mind his distance after that.

However, by the time Chikara had asked this question, they had been thrown out because her flamethrower went out of control again.

This time, it was Sesshomaru who was smoldering.

"We're going to save the world from the Destroyer." Sango said, matter-of-factly. "Then I'm going to sterilize Miroku."

Kokoro winced. "How exactly..."

"With boiling water."

"No, how are you going to save the world from Do-uh...the Destroyer"

"Probably a lot of Hirakotsu, Wind Tunnel, Wind Scar, and Poison Claws."

"I never said I was helping." Sesshomaru said, as Chikara dumped a bucket of water on his head after his hair caught on fire again.

Chikara blinked. "But what if Inuyasha needs your help"

"I couldn't care less. As long as this Destroyer doesn't kill him. That pleasure is reserved for me." Sesshomaru wrung out his hair. "Help me dry this out, Rin."

Rin walked over and pushed Chikara out of the way. Chikara just shrugged and began peeling an orange.

"But what if the Destroyer isn't what it seems" Kokoro asked softly.

Inuyasha scoffed. "It's the Destroyer. What other proof do you need"

Kokoro walked off into the woods, and Chikara walked up to Inuyasha.

"Inuyasha"

"Yes"

Chikara slapped him in the face. "Go to hell."

And she ran after Kokoro.

Inuyasha looked around at the girls' other two friends, but neither would meet his eyes.

"Pfft. Women."

"SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT"

"CRAP KAGOME! THAT HURTS"

Now we have Kokoro pissed off at Inuyasha! And Chikara is also pissed, but Kokoro is the more dangerous one, here. Hehe...wait until the next chapter, when the insanity peaks...and continues to grow! Lol! Find out why Chikara's throwing...grapefruit? Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, Ellen! (And anyone else who reads.)

MAN-STEALING-BITCH/WHORE! GO THROW STUFF AT HER!

sniff Oh Sessy-chan! What a pity that you and Chikara will never meet. You guys make such a cute couple!

I'll write more when I get home, Shizzy.