Disclaimer-I do not own PMK or SIP(M) oooooor any of the characters in this story!...>>; I own the plot...but that's not saying much...
Mahono: I fixed the typos! Xx most I believe... there still may be a few..sowwy...oi and is Susumu and Ayume's last name Yamasaki or Yamazaki??? oo; some one please tell me!
Warning:Ok now...This is TetsuxSuzu story soooo yeah it's a guyxguy thing. Don't like it please leave. You should also know that in this chapter there is talk about things many parents might not want children to know about yet (A.k.a sex) yes, that magical three letter word!...any who... there is nothing graphic in this chapter. Just implied and talked about by the characters k? Ok! Well if you don't like that either feel free to leave! You have been warned so don't blame me if your brain is tainted! Read and Review please! Thankies!
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Jaguar Conversation-
After nearly half an hour of rolling around on the now shiny clean floor the boys toppled off of each other panting for air. Both their faces were flushed but both wore a smile of pure satisfaction. It wasn't too long after, that Susumu made his appearance at the door of the kitchen. He stared at the two tired boys strangely but said nothing about it.
Susumu placed his index finger and his thumb on the bridge of his nose rubbing as if he had gotten a sudden head ache. "Ayumu wants you two monkeys outside."
The older male turned to leave, but as if on a second thought he turned back to face the two younger teens. "If you two are going to do anything…disturbing… please do so outside of our house…and very far away from it for that matter." He sighed before turning to leave once more.
Once he was gone Tetsu just stared at the spot that the no eye browed freak had once stood in, in utter confusion. Suzu didn't feel like informing the more innocent boy of what Susumu had meant so he just grabbed the red head and dragged him to the front door. Besides, it's not like either of them where like that right?...right?
When the two boys had made it outside they saw a nice glimmering new black Jaguar. The two where so enraptured by the 'coolness' of the shiny new toy that they failed to notice the particularly evil looking demon standing next to the car, or the feminine hyperactive angel that clung to the demon's arm with a pig on top of its head. Who could miss that?
The demon known as Hijikata growled when the two boys started gawking at his car, touching it and talking at a rapid pace listing the entire pro's and con's of his car.
Instead Hijikata just turned to Ayumu. "Please get these two goggling misfits away from my car." He stated as evenly as possible.
Ayumu ushered the two boys away from their new novelty plaything. She scolded them and told them to do whatever the big demon said before heading back inside.
The hyper active angel just smiled at the two kids in sympathy. "Aww, Hiji you don't have to be so mean to the kids. I'm sure they meant no harm by it." Okita stated in a sugary sweet voice.
"I don't care; those two are not to go with in two feet of my car." Hijikata stated evenly.
He passed a glance down at the clinging purple haired boy and somewhat growled. "Don't call me Hiji either."
Okita just grinned. "But Hiji is a cute nick-name!"
The tall demon sighed at that. He turned to the sulking teens who where gazing at his car longingly. For Okita's sake he would go easy on them. Only a little though! He swore to himself that if they screwed up they where going to get several large bruises.
"You two brats get our luggage ok? Make sure you put it in the right room." The demon growled impatiently at them.
Tetsu and Suzu yipped in surprise rushing to the trunk of the car. They didn't care if the big evil guy had just insulted them. They got to touch his car. Who knew when they'd ever get the chance to be that close to such an expensive machine!
As Hijikata lead Okita into the onetime inn the purple haired boy hugged his arm. "Thank you for going easy on the two little guys." Okita whispered in Hijikata's ear.
Hijikata just grunted in reply as he opened to the inn's door. They where abruptly stopped from entering by an auburn haired woman who stood at least a foot shorter than them.
Ayumu smiled at what she thought was a cute couple. A demon and an angel, cliché but cute and fitting none the less.
Ayumu's smile widened as her brother came up behind her. "You can't come in if you don't obey Valentine law." She stated simply.
Hijikata just looked baffled while Susumu groaned inside his head. He did not want this Valentines to become some sort of gay fest. Okita just looked a tad bit confused until he looked up and spotted the mistletoe covered in pink and red hearts hanging above his and his employer's heads.
Chuckling at himself Okita lightly tapped the shoulder of the still confused bordering on angry, Hijikata and pointed up. When Hijikata saw the mistletoe he sent his glare straight through Ayumu.
"You have got to be kidding." Hijikata stated evenly.
Ayumu just shrugged. "Sorry Hijikata, laws are laws."
"Mistletoe is for Christmas!" Hijikata argued pointedly.
The glimmer of joy in her eyes gave everything away. The mistletoe was a trap for any couple who walked under it. Hijikata wasn't certain, but he didn't think that the trap was meant for him and Okita. They had just fallen pray to the evil plant trap that Ayumu had set, and she was going to use it to her advantage.
"Or amusement" Hijikata swore silently in his head.
Okita also seemed to like where this game was going. Ayumu wasn't the only person who enjoyed watching Hijikata squirm in discomfort.
Okita flashed Hijikata one of his heart felt smiles and said. "Come now Hijikata, you are a police officer. You, more than anyone, should know how important it is to obey the law."
The purple haired man was stringing the higher officer along and both of them knew it. The spark that shone in the petite boy's eyes was proof enough that he was enjoying Ayumu's little torture game. To Hijikata's confusion though, he thought he saw a sprinkle of need mixed in the younger officers eyes as well, it couldn't be though. Not possible.
Hijikata was barely hanging on to his reverie when Tetsu ran right between him and Okita carrying one of Okita's prettily designed suitcases, somehow managing to dodge around Ayumu and Susumu. Following right after him came a slightly peeved, not to mention muddy, Suzu who dragged behind him Hijikata's only suitcase.
"Tetsu, I swear you are going to pay for that you jerk!" Suzu shouted after he made it halfway up the staircase, not noticing what a spectacle that he was making himself out as.
Tetsu's bright red hair poked out from around the corner as he smiled a toothy grin at the older dark skinned boy.
Taking his mind off of Suzu for a minute Tetsu looked at Okita and shouted a warning, "Oi, be careful of the mistletoe Okita! Ayumu already caught Tatsu under there!"
Okita smiled oddly at the clueless child," I see… Thank you for the warning Tetsu, I'll be sure to keep it in mind next time."
By the time Tesu and Suzu had disappeared down the hall way Hijikata and gotten around a very dismayed Ayumu and a relieved Susumu, saving himself from a very awkward moment. "Well at least there is one thing those brats are good for." Hijikata muttered placing a cigarette in his mouth unlit.
After the two oh-so-lovable teens had dragged Okita's many suitcases, including a few for his little angry piggy Saizo, and Suzu had washed all the mud off of himself, Tetsu laid spiraled on one of the two beds smiling gleefully. Suzu settled for merely sitting on the floor, stating that he didn't want to anger either Okita or Hijikata for messing up their sheets.
Everything had been in comfortable silence until Tetsu had started humming, and it was horribly off-key mind you. Suzu's eyebrow twitched more and more the further Tetsu got into his song.
"Will you please SHUT UP?" Suzu growled at the giddy red head, "What are you so happy about anyways?"
Tetsu turned on his stomach to face his peeved friend the grin still holding place, "I got to touch an actual Jaguar! Give me one reason not to be happy!"
Suzu gave Tetsu a small once-over as if trying to pick out some type of horrible mutation or dysfunction on the boy's body. Surely no normal boy could be that happy over such a thing! He finally gave up figuring it was a mental problem instead of physical one. He decided now was the perfect time to push Tetsu's buttons again.
"God man, you sound like you just lost your virginity!" Suzu chuckled.
Tetsu lay on his stomach gawking at Suzu. When he finally got some sense of self-being back he snapped his jaw back into place and turned onto his side facing away from Suzu to hide his blush. "Yeah well, at least I'm not a…a…meanie!" Tetsu huffed embarrassedly.
Suzu's grin just widened at Tetsu's immature and witless comeback. "So you're telling me you've never gotten laid, and you're how old?" Suzu questionably chuckled.
Tetsu rolled back onto his stomach his blush slowly fading. "Have you ever had sex?" Tetsu grumbled.
Suzu just shrugged his shoulders nonchantly "Haven't had the time."
Tetsu smirked in triumph, "See, you're no better off than I am!"
"At least I don't get embarrassed about it." Suzu shot back coolly.
Suzu rocked onto his knees placing his face a mere inch or so away from Tetsu's grinning one. "Besides, it's like I said, I never had the time."
Hopping to his feet the tan skinned teen stretched confidently as he looked down at the green eyed puppy. "You have plenty of time on your hands though don't you?"
Tetsu pushed himself to sit upright on the messy bed, glared at Suzu. "Yeah, well, it's not like I have much of a chance with Tatsu always watching me!" Tetsu tried to justify himself.
As Suzu turned his back to the uncomfortable puppy the gears of psychotic ideas began to turn in his elaborate mind. A twisted smirk formed itself on the boy's dark lips. He stole a glance at the door to make sure it was closed before he executed his dirty plan. The boy wanted a chance? Well then, why not just give him one? Suzu molded his evil smirk into an erotic smile before he turned to face Tetsu.
Suzu placed one dark hand on Tetsu's pointed chin, cupping it gingerly and placed the other hand on the red head's thigh. "He ain't lookin' now, now is he?" The silver haired god purred kinkily into the red head's right ear.
Tetsu eyes went wide with shock. He gulped, startled at Suzu's words. Was this guy serious? Here? Now? Why? Streams of questions identical to those rushed into his brain all at once.
Suzu's lips moved quickly to try to close the gap between the two boys, but before they could reach their destination they shot backwards. Tetsu, in his newly found confused state, couldn't for the life of him figure out what was going on. What was that noise? Why was Suzu shaking like that? Was he…laughing?
The information grabbed Tetsu and yanked him painfully back to reality. Suzu was laughing! And at him no less!
Tetsu fought down a strange mixture of emotions, "Why are you laughing!?" Tetsu snapped angrily at Suzu as the older teen guffawed at the younger ones expense.
"You…you're face!" Suzu stuttered while he tried to control his laughter. "You looked like a dear caught in head lights!"
Tetsu bristled at Suzu's comment. Scooting up to the edge of the bed Tetsu let his legs dangle over the bed. Swinging his leg the peeved puppy gave the laughing kitty a sound kick on his shin.
"Who wouldn't be scared with a face like that so close and staring at them?" Tetsu hurled the insult at the boy who was rubbing his shin while chuckling.
"I'd say that, that would go for both of you." A gruff voice sounded from the door way.
Standing in the door way leaning on its frame was a somewhat bored looking Susumu. His sudden and silent entrance made both the adolescent boys wonder at how long he had been there, how much he had seen, and how he opened the door without them noticing. Susumu said nothing that gave hint that he had seen what the two boys where 'supposedly' about to do. All Susumu told them was that Ayumu wanted them to help hull in more luggage.
"Why can't you do it?" A slightly vexed Tetsu complained.
Susumu glared pointedly at the red head. "Maybe it's because I didn't blow up the kitchen. Now, get." The mullet boy ordered.
Suzu shrugged off the implied scorn excusing himself from the other boys' presence. Tetsu made as to follow after his friend, but Susumu place his arm in the shorter boy's way.
"I'm warning you Tetsu; Keep your guard around that brat." Susumu whispered coolly, "He's not of the right mind."
The tiny boy just shot the no eye browed adult a huge grin. "Heh, yeah like you're one to talk!" Tetsu laughed ducking under Susumu's arm, "What guy in the right mind shaves his own eyebrows!" Still giggling Tetsu rushed down the hall bounding down the stairs to catch up with his newest companion.
Susumu glared at the annoying brat's disappearing image. "I'm serious Tetsu…" Susumu looked back into Hijikata and Okita's bed room. Walking into the room Susumu set himself to the task of remaking the bed that Tetsu had so kindly messed up. All the while his mind churned with ideas and thoughts about a certain silver haired free-loader.
At last Susumu finished and came to one final conclusion. "I don't care what his doctors say." Susumu muttered to no one in particular.
"That kid is not sane."
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Mahono: Yep that's chapter three! Suzu's dark side kinda just popped out for a random second there...; He'll do that alot...Now I'm probably going to get yelled at by people who wanted them to actually do something, but hey it's Pg-13! Ah well, maybe in another story...Oh yes and I want to send a special thanks to the following 6 people!:
Senbi, Scapegoat, Sakura Shinguji-Albatou, (Vampira, the damned), kaori-desu, and Sirith
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