Title: Round Robin: Project from Hell Ch2
Author: Rekall
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: SetoxYami, BakuraxMalik
Warnings: Malik being a slut wanting to hit on own son! Bad Malik!
Disclaimer: Alas I still do not own YGO.
A/N – Thank you everyone for being patience with this chapter. Figures I would have 3 exams and then move in the week I was supposed to write. I promise next time to be on time.
"This is your room," Seto dryly said as he stood in the open doorway, showing Jounouchi the guest room where he would be staying for the duration of their assignment. The room was an impressive size, larger then Jounouchi's entire apartment, decorated in hunter green. "You'll be staying here for the next two weeks until this stupid assignment is over."
"What no Blue Eyes White Dragon?" Jounouchi mockingly asked, entering the room. Jou had never been to the Kaiba Mansion before until that afternoon. What he found was something relating to Seto's favorite card in every room. Statues, coffee mugs, tables, lamps, anything you could think of was made into a Blue Eyes White Dragon.
"Do you want to be grounded again?" Seto asked, narrowing his eyes at the shaggy-haired blond.
Upon over hearing Seto and Yami's grounding of Jounouchi, K had forbidden them from grounding him until after they had left the classroom. Since then Jounouchi had kept his mouth mostly shut as he went to his apartment to pack his things and then was given a guided tour of Seto's place upon arriving at the mansion. The tour had already taken an hour and a half but Jou knew that there was plenty he still hadn't seen.
"Alright, Alright," Jounouchi grumbled, backing off. It was getting late and all his allies were gone. Mokuba, who had been ecstatic about the arrangement, was off doing his homework and Yami had left a few minutes ago and was out keeping an eye on Yugi, making sure the two psychos didn't do anything stupid around him, but Yami wasn't much of an ally anymore anyway lately since Seto was his world. "So where do you and Mom sleep, Pop?"
Blue eyes narrowed at Jounouchi. "That's none of your business."
"But what if I have a bad dream and need mommy and daddy to comfort me?" Jou smugly teased, knowing he was upsetting Seto and enjoying it.
"Fine, we stay down the hall. Now go to bed!"
"But it's only 7:30pm!"
"Kids need their sleep," Kaiba replied with a satisfied smirk upon his face. "Especially one as young and immature as you."
"Why you-"
"Be mindful of your Father!"
"Fine Kaiba!" Jou spat, walking over and flopping down on his bed. The bed was extremely comfortable and he could practically fall asleep as it was thanks to its softness, but he would never have admitted that to the rich CEO. Jou noticed that his suitcase (garbage bag of clothes) had already been dropped off in the room by one of Seto's servants.
"Good, now stay out of trouble," Seto commanded before closing the door and walking off down the hall.
Jounouchi waited ten minutes before sliding off the bed and walking quietly over to the door. Pressing his ear up against the door, Jou tried listening to see if he could hear anyone. Hearing nothing, Jou took the chance and cracked open the door to take a peek out. The coast was clear.
'Good', Jou thought to himself and he grabbed his garbage bag full of clothes before exiting the room. The room was nice and he liked it but he could annoy Seto and Yami (the traitor) more if he stayed in a room closer to the two lovers.
Walking down the hall, Jou began randomly opening doors to check rooms until he finally found a room decorated in various shades of blue with a large canopy bed in the middle of the room. Three of the bedposts were designed to represent the impressive dragon that the brunet duelist loved so much. But Jou also noticed that one of the posts, instead of being another Blue Eyes, was the Black Magician.
'Someone's got it bad', Jou thought as he closed the door and opened the one next door to find another guest bedroom which was done up in red and white with a large Japanese flag painted onto one of the walls.
'Perfect!' Dropping his garbage bag to the floor, Jounouchi hopped up on the bed and began jumping up and down to test the feel of the mattress. Satisfied, Jou bounced down and laid on his back.
Not tired at all, Jou looked around the room. His eyes fell upon the desk and laptop computer sitting in front of the window. With a grin on his face, Jou walked over to the desk and sat down in the comfortable leather chair. Opening up the computer, Jou was not surprised at all to find that Seto had the entire mansion hooked up to wireless Internet. In no time at all Jou was busy searching porn sites.
Bakura sat on the leather couch and glared across the coffee table at the petite ex-Pharaoh sitting across from him. Yami had unexpectedly arrived that evening while Bakura's two unwanted houseguest were settling down in his (well, Ryou's) apartment. Since Ryou was being forced to live with Honda and Anzu for the next two weeks, the three of them agreed that the apartment was the best place for them to stay. Next to Bakura sat Yugi and next to him was Malik. None of them looked pleased as well at the speech Yami was giving them about how to act around Yugi for the next two weeks.
"We got it, Other Me!" Yugi finally spoke up. "Stop worrying! I can take care of myself!"
Yami remained quiet for a few minutes as he stared down Bakura. "Alright Aibou," he finally said as he stood up. "I don't like it but I'll obey your wishes."
"Thank you Other Me," Yugi replied giving his yami a bright smile. "Don't worry, you'll be seeing me every day at school and I promise you if I'm not well you're allowed to send these two to the Shadow Realm."
"Hey!" Malik protested, speaking up for the first time in the two hours that the former Pharaoh had been there. Bakura suspected that the annoying blond had fallen asleep until that point. "I could never harm someone as cute as Yugi-chan!" As Malik spoke he turned sideways and protectively wrapped his arms around Yugi and squeezed tightly, a little too tightly as Yugi could feel Malik's erection through his skintight leather pants.
Fortunately for Malik, Yami was still too busy glaring at Bakura to notice this, but the blonde's actions could not escape the watchful eye of the thief. "Honey Bunch…you know I think it's illegal for you to want to rape your own son."
"What!" Yami's head snapped over to Malik who quickly let go of Yugi and sat back in his seat, sliding as far away as possible from the spiky-haired teen.
"It's okay Other Me! He wasn't doing a thing! Now will you please go? I'm sure Seto is missing you!"
"Alright, I'm going Aibou," Yami said as he stood and began walking towards the door. No one bothered to escort him over to it, like a thoughtful host, but Yami didn't care. "Call me if they do anything!"
"I will!" Yugi promised as his other self left.
"You are so getting a raise in your allowance," Malik said as soon as the door closed. He then threw Yugi a sexy look and slid closer to him again.
Bakura growled as Yugi innocently cuddled against Malik. "You're my wife! Not his!"
"Bakura?" Yugi asked while both he and Malik gave the white-haired thief a shocked look.
"Screw this I need a drink!" Bakura yelled as he got up and stormed out of the apartment.
"What was that all about?" Yugi questioned turning his attention to Malik.
"Beats me," Malik replied shrugging his shoulders. "Don't worry about it. Daddy has issues. Now how would you like Mommy to give you a bath?"
"That's not going to happen Malik," Yugi told him, giving his mother a dirty look. Tired after a long day, Yugi stood and began walking towards Ryou's room where he would be staying. "Besides, I'm sure you'd much rather give Daddy a bath."
"Yeah right," Malik muttered as he crossed his arms over his chest and pouted. Malik was sad that all the hot boys had left him.
Sexually frustrated, Malik decided he would need to relieve the tightness in his pants. Not caring that Yugi was technically 'too young' to leave alone by himself and he could get a bad grade if Yugi reported him and Bakura, Malik left the apartment to head to his favorite gay club.
Jounouchi pulled his hand out of his jeans when he heard some commotion coming from Seto's room. Deducing that Yami must be back, Jou looked at the small clock on the computer and realized it was now 10 o'clock and he had been looking at porn for two and a half hours.
After a long day and with school in the morning, Jou decided it was finally time for him to get some sleep. Stripping down to his boxers, Jou walked over to the bed and climbed under the covers. He closed his eyes and was almost asleep when he heard the grunts and moans coming from the room next door. These noises were followed closely by the sound the bed's headboard thumping against the wall.
"Harder Seto!" Jou heard Yami groan. "Fuck me raw!"
"Slutty little wife of mine likes it hard." Seto wasn't nearly as loud as Yami, who apparently was a screamer, but he was still audible through the walls.
"Yes, right there!"
'I'm outta here!' Jou desperately thought as he jumped out of bed and ran out of the room. Rushing down the hall, Jou flung open the room at the very end of the hall and ducked inside.
"Jou?" Sitting cross-legged on the bed with a video game controller in his hands, Mokuba gave Jou a curious look, pausing the game on the plasma TV in front of him. "Is something wrong?"
"Umm…no…" Jou liked Mokuba. Although Mokuba would sometimes get angry at the blond for disrespecting Seto too much, over all he was nice to Jounouchi. "Your brother and Yami are just kind of loud, that's all."
"I thought Niisama put you in one of the rooms at this end of the hall," Mokuba said with a frown upon his face. "He said he was going to…our contractor screwed up when the rooms began getting sound proofed after Seto and Yami began dating. The idiot did the rooms at this end of the hall first so I'm temporary living down here until Seto can find someone else to finish the job. The last one will be lucky if he ever gets another contracting job in all of Japan after this incident."
"Uhh…he did but I liked this other room better and moved without telling him…"
"You got what you deserved then," Mokuba replied with a small shake of his head. "My advice is stay in the room Niisama picked out for you. Move back in the morning before Niisama wakes up and realizes what you've done. I'll warn you though, he gets up at 5:30am unless Yami is distracting him."
"Thanks for the advice," Jou grunted leaving the room, letting Mokuba to get back to his game. Jou then walked down the hall three doors away back to the original green room. Crawling under the covers, Jou reached over to the clock on the bedside table. Setting the alarm to 5am, Jou settled down for some sleep.
Bakura gulped down the Screwdriver he was currently drinking. Although technically underage, Bakura knew all the places that served alcohol without checking ID. Although the gay club wasn't the most idealistic of Bakura's drinking establishments with its loud rock-techno music, the drinks were cheap.
The buzz from all the alcohol that Bakura had drunk upon arriving was finally kicking in. Making his way across the club, Bakura eyed the dance floor looking for an easy fuck. His eyes quickly fell upon a tanned individual with blond hair dressed in tight black pants and a lavender hoodie top.
Rage flooded Bakura's body as he watched his wife grind up against sexy redhead. Storming onto the dance floor, Bakura grabbed Malik's arm and yanked him away from the other male. Possessively, Bakura licked Malik's neck while glaring at the red head, who quickly moved away.
"Hey 'kura baby!" a clearly intoxicated Malik giggled as he wrapped his arms around Bakura's neck. "Isn't this a great place? I never knew you came here!"
"Any place with cheap drinks and sluts is great," Bakura agreed allowing Malik to thrust his hips against the thief's leg.
Bakura's hands roamed up Malik's back, slipping up under the small shirt. Bakura pulled Malik's body closer to him as their hips swayed together. They were close, very close…but all too soon they were interrupted by the vibration coming from Malik's ass.
"Hey Yugi-chan," Malik giggled into his cell phone. "Daddy and I are drunk. Shh…don't tell K-san….okay…okay…okay…bye Yugi-chan!" Hanging up the phone Malik turned his attention back to Bakura. "Yugi-chan says we have to come home now or he'll report us tomorrow."
"Damn brat, why did we have to end up with a smart mouth child?"
"He's so cute though!"
Bakura rolled over on his bed, picked up his pillow and buried his head under it. His head was pounding and it didn't help he could hear the happy chatter coming from somewhere else in the apartment.
"Shut up!" he yelled, only to cause ringing inside of his own head. Hangovers sucked but fortunately the nose quieted down.
Satisfied that he scared someone, Bakura happily settled down, wanting some sleep, but he was disturbed shortly by the door opening. Rolling over and removing the pillow, Bakura blinked opened an eye to find Malik standing over him. "Get lost."
"Now, now, Darling that's no way to act in the morning!"
"Why the hell are you so cheerful?" Bakura demanded to know, narrowing his eyes at his wife. "You drank twice as much as I did!"
"I have the rare gift of not getting hangovers," Malik replied with a happy grin on his face. "I can drink as much as I want and be fine in the morning."
"Bastard."
"Tsk, tsk, you're lucky our son isn't here to hear you using that kind of language. Fortunately he already left for school."
"And why the hell didn't you go!"
"Why should I go when you get to stay home?"
"Ugh, You're a spoiled brat," Bakura grumbled as he replaced the pillow back across his face and hoped he suffocated himself.
"You're the one who married me," Malik called over his back as he walked out of the room.
"I said shut up!" Malik's laughter, meanwhile, could be heard throughout the entire apartment. Today was just going to be one of those days.