Title: Project from Hell
Author: SnowK
Rating: R
Pairing: Seto X Yami
Warnings: Yaoi.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any other ideas/stories that were already used by other people, I don't own anything.
Summary: Shouting in the morning by the Bakura family and Kaiba family.

Bakura opened his eyes suddenly and stared at the ceiling sharply, the chocolate orbs narrowed with fury – the blond could feel that someone was next to him, leaning on his left arm. The other's skin was touching his! Bakura was about to puke. The feeling filled his entire body with rage and annoyance in one second. Who dared to bother him? That person must want to commit suicide.

So, the white-haired man didn't think about anything before grabbing a pair of scissors from his pocket and stabbed the one that was next to him with all of his strength.

"Owwwwwwwww!" A dreadful scream came out. A satisfied smile found its way up Bakura's face, the blond held the pair scissors in front of him and kissed it, enjoying the other's shouting of pain and torture – that was when he found out he had held the scissors upside down and there wasn't blood on it. This means that the person next to him didn't die! Bakura cursed loudly and jumped up quickly, adjust the scissors' position so its iron blades were directly pointing to the other person who was next to him.

"Bakura, what are you doing?" With a loud thump, Yugi kicked open the door and yelled, stopping Bakura in his tracks.

The white-haired man was a little confused right now – why is Yugi here? Bakura frowned and looked down at 'the annoying person who had the guts to be next to him', only to find out that Malik had his hands covering his stomach, rolling crazily on the bed, the other man's face twisted into a creepy expression mixed with anger, bewilderment, and pain.

Bakura blinked a few times before remembering the school project. While Yugi hurried over to the two blonds and checked Malik's stomach to make sure that it wasn't bleeding.

"B……Bak.…ura, you are murdering me the first thing in the morning?" Malik barely managed to squeeze the sentence out of his mouth, which is amazing, in Bakura's opinion – first, Malik was able to talk after a deadly stab from our thief, second, Malik's mouth was yelling, moaning, screaming, swallowing, hissing, and talking at the same time, which is rather amusing in Bakura's eyes, but he didn't want to admit it.

"Well, you should know by now not to come too close to me, if you break my rules, you are going to pay." Bakura said indifferently, scratching his waist-length hair; "Whatever, get yourself ready to go to the stupid teacher K." Then, with a blink of an eye, the blond was out of the room.

"Malik, are you feeling all right? Should I call a doctor or something?" Yugi bit his fingernails nervously.

"All right? Are you kidding? I was having a wonderful time being killed by Bakura!" Malik was almost breathless when he finished his sentence, the man struggled to calmed himself down a little bit, then asked; "Dear Yugi kid, can you check if there's blood in my mouth or not?"

"Why?"

"They say that if you got hurt inside, you'll bleed through your mouth."

Yugi furrowed; "Ehh…… I don't think……"

"Listen to your parent and just do it."

Yugi signed. "Fine." The small boy bent over as the blond opened his mouth, Yugi gave a short glance to the mouth and replied; "No blood."

"Come on! You didn't even look at it! The blood is red, look carefully and tell me again!"

Yugi rolled his eyes and bent over again, this time, looking at Malik's mouth for a long time. "No blood."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Any blood on my face?"

"No."

"Does my tongue look healthy?"

Yugi signed in exasperation. "Yes, it's very healthy."

"What about my lips? Do they look as red as they normally do?"

"Yes."

"And what about……"

"That's enough, Malik." Yugi finally lost his patience and jumped up, fighting against the urge to punch the blond himself. "Just get up, it's not as bad as you think it is. So stop whining." The small boy walked towards the door, but stopped briefly to let out one more comment. "And, Malik, go get cleaned up, you have a really really really really bad breath!"

"Little spoiled brat." Malik signed, "Poor me."

Yami was suddenly awakened by the voices in his head, it seemed that people were shouting and yelling at each other. Of course, he didn't know that he heard the shouting because Yugi accidentally let some of the morning events with the two blonds go through their mind link. So Yami thought the voices were coming from outside the door.

The spiky-haired boy sat up confusedly and got out of the bed; he opened the door, checking the hall with fatigue eyes.

No one was there.

Yami leaned on the wall, thinking desperately about the voices that he heard. But before he could reach a decision, a hand suddenly touched his shoulder; it was Kaiba.

"What are you doing? It's not even five o'clock yet." The brunet grunted.

"Sorry, I thought I heard voices." Yami explained, his arms hugging Seto's waist, the shorter boy buried his face in the other's chest.

Kaiba nodded, then, a smile formed on his face. "So, since we got up early, I think……" The brunet finished the sentence by covering the other's mouth in a kiss.

Yami laughed against the taller man's mouth as Kaiba opened their bedroom door and they went inside. The brunet smirked and pushed the shorter boy onto the bed. Suddenly, he heard a scream from under the covers, and saw yellow hair sticking out from underneath.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jou's scream was muffled by the covers, but it was loud enough to wake both Kaiba and Yami completely.

Yami immediately jumped up from the bed, while Kaiba's eyes focused on the bed intensely and angrily.

Jou's head popped out. "What are you guys doing?"

Seto gritted his teeth and hissed. "What are you doing here? This isn't your room!"

"Uhh……" Jou remembered Mokuba's warning and began to panic a little, although he didn't want to admit that he was afraid of Kaiba. "I didn't listen to you?" Jou said with a small voice.

"That's it! Get out! Right now!" Kaiba completely lost his temper and yelled with all of his strength, Yami was sure that even people on the street could hear the shouting.

"Gee, this is going to be so much fun." Yami signed, "Hope Yugi is doing better than me."

Little did he know, that Yugi was frustrated with the two blonds at that time: "Oh, Bakura, Malik, you guys are so much fun. I hope Yami is doing better than me."