Intro: So after I get out of my degenerate hippie language which only contains the word dude and like in it I decided to finish up chapter 2 which is what you are reading now. Prepare to be amazed…ooooooo!

IT'S THE MOVIE YOU'VE ALL BEEN W8ING 4! THE BEST OF THE BEST! THE INUYASHA JAPANESE SERIES COMING TO AMERICA AT A TELEVISION FAR FROM YOU! CATH THE NEW BEGINNING OF AN OLD ACT!

"Hey inuyasha you think it would be a problem if they don't spell my last name in the credits? I don't want everyone to know my last name is…" (Truck passes by) said miroku

"What-oh sure right… whatever… Hey I think that girl o'er there is checking me out! I'm going to go over to her and see what role she plays."

"um…hi there I'm the new inuyasha and I was wondering what role your playing in the play?" said inuyasha timidly

"Oh hi… I play kikyo. It was a pleasure being in the film with such handsome actors as you, and your monk friend o'er there…he looks a little odd which reminds me of….(Chatters on eternally)"

"Great another crack just like miroku (lol)" says inuyasha

just then the kagome actor walks by.

"Hello, I hear your playing inuyasha?" she said

"oh um, yes I am" said inuyasha as his cheeks turned 15 shades of red and purple

"Well my name is ------ but everyone calls me kagome" said kagome

"well my name is ---- but everyone calls me inu/inuyasha" said inuyasha

"See you on set then….bye!" said kagome as she walked off

(dear reader sorry for toying with your minds I never intended to make any fake names)

AFTER A HARD DAY OF WORK THE GANG SET OUT TOWARDS…

"(slurp) We're finally here the Mt. Karafuto sushi empire! I am starving all they gave us at the studio was dried bread and peaches." Said miroku licking his scarred lips.

"man…what happened to your lips? You look worse than Freddy Crougar…" says inuyasha

"We we're doing the scene where sango is supposed to be dead! And only some miracle elixir from my lips would revive her, but she chickened out and pulled out her razor and SLICE!" says miroku

"I said I was sorry! When we did the re-take you were fine!... Just shut up!" said angry sango

"Ok, we're here c'mon lets get reservations the place looks packed!" Whined kikyo

INSIDE THE MT. KARAFUTO SUSHI EMPIRE…

"Okay are you going to have, the fish? I'm having the fish… or maybe the salad or…well I do like sashimi maybe that? Oh dragon roll! What for dessert? Ice cream…maybe! (obviously kikyo!)

R&R

OR…YOU WON'T READ THE FUNNY SCENE I HAVE PLANNED FOR CH.3!