Intro: Alright today I feel like… professor talk! In two square over the assumption of pie… leads to EMc2! Now back to the story!
"Geez finally the food is here!" Said inuyasha and miroku as they lunged at the food as if it was their pay check!
"I bet I can eat faster than you!" wailed inuyasha as he stuffed down ten pounds of fish down his gullet…
"Wow what a rip-off for the poor restaurant only charging 40$ for the all you can eat buffet! sigh inuyasha will run them dry!" said kagome
Then the waiter walks by and slip!
"Ugh my new dress!" yelled kagome!
Inuyasha looks up at the waiter as he snickers away!
"Hey! Look here you moron! Your going to get us a towel and a new order of fried ice-cream (Japanese treat, yes it really is fried but not melted!) an your going to like it!" said fuming inuyasha as miroku un-aware stares at kikyo!
"Miroku? HEY! Back to earth!" yelled sango
"Miroku why are you looking at me?" asked kikyo
As miroku stares deep into her eyes he says… "Hey, are you going to finish your wasabi?"
(poor disappointed kikyo)
(This story rated CR for cheap romance scenes later on)
So as inuyasha has the waiter he slips on some ginger, and the waiter makes a get away! Inuyasha chases him through the restaurant causing havoc in every direction! Soon the inside of the restaurant was a fish graveyard!
(This also attracted cats which scarfed up the fish faster than inuyasha ruining the restaurant!)
As the group of un-likely friends left the building kagome stopped inuyasha as the others got in sango's mini-van.
"Inuyasha…why was it such a big deal that he get my order for me, again?" asked kagome
"Well ya know I didn't want that jerk to ruin what was left of the dinner without me scarfing up the buffet (blushes)!"
(sweet thought kagome, he needs some basic manners but he can learn)
Just as she put her arm around him, he began to sweat like a chicken in an oven…
(where'd that come from?)
"err...um ka-kagome…"
"yes inuyasha?"
"maybe you c-can come to my place on Sunday while miroku kikyo and sango are at the hockey stadium… cause I can cook a wicked shrimp marinated in deep teriyaki, and alcohol is my specialty!" said inuyasha who could barely breath by now!
"Sure" said kagome who was also embarrassed!
"O and kagome one more thing… you have wasabi on your nose (hehe)"
"what the?... Inuyasha you put it there! I'll get you!" yelled kagome
And the two romantics ran all the way across the lot until they tripped into a bush and miroku had to get them out of the thorns!
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