Chapter 23
Kitchen:
Prue: hi mom.
Phoebe: oh gosh you scared me, hi.
Prue: what are you doing?
Phoebe: I am making breakfast.
Prue: you? Your making breakfast?
Phoebe: what can I say I'm in a good mood.
Prue: oh that's nasty, now I know my conception date.
Cole: hey honey what's cooking?
Phoebe: breakfast.
Cole: smells good, I'm going to go take a shower and I'll be right down for your lovely food.
Phoebe: ok sweetie.
Prue: ugh you guys make me sick.
Paris: and it's only one day in.
Phoebe: so how did everyone else sleep last night?
Paris: well I'm not one to tattle tale but…
Prue: but nothing.
Phoebe: what's up?
Prue: Chris and Perri never came to bed last night.
Paris: they were in my mom's room; I saw them sleeping there this morning.
Phoebe: looks like I wasn't the only one who had fun last night.
Paige: did anyone else have as much fun as I did last night?
Phoebe: apparently Chris did?
Paige: what him and? And Perri?
Paris: yup
Prue: Paris!
Phoebe: no don't try to cover up for him.
Chris: what's going on?
Paris: we were just taking our food to go.
(Paris and Prue grabbed some pancakes and ran upstairs just as Perri came into the kitchen.)
Perri: what's with them?
Phoebe: I'll tell you what's with them. You slept together last night!
Chris: what?
Phoebe: yeah Paris saw you this morning in Paige's room!
Paige: MY ROOM! Of all the places MY ROOM!
Piper: what's all of the yelling about? The babies where sleeping until someone started yelling.
Phoebe: do you know what these two did?
Paige: in MY BED!
Piper: I'm guessing it was that same thing you two did last night.
Phoebe: well yeah but were married.
Piper: no your not, neither of you are.
Paige: but were older, and more responsible.
Phoebe: and Cole and I already have on kid.
Piper: so it seems that you are more irresponsible, no lay off them.
Perri: thanks Piper.
Piper: oh don't thank me yet because you two will both be receiving the sex talk before this day is over.
Chris: a little late for that mom.
Piper: don't you mom me I don't care what time your in I a m still your mother and I am still going to yell and discipline you.
Chris: mom I'm 22 I think I know what I'm doing. Do you think I'm the kind of guy who would sleep with a girl with out the promise to marry her?
Piper: well you just wait unit I am awake and these kids have been fed and I have gotten some food in me because…
Perri: what?
Piper: I said just wait until…
Perri: no Chris what did you say?
Chris: I was going to propose to you this morning but no thanks to mom flipping out it didn't quite go the way I planed.
Perri: you were going to propose?
Chris: still am.
Phoebe: oh my God, they're more responsible than us.
Piper: shhh I want to watch this.
Chris: Perri Turner will you marry me?
Perri: Yes, I'll marry you.
(Chris picked her up into the air and kissed her.)
Piper: I take back my previous statements.
Phoebe: ditto.
Paige: me three.
Chris: forgiven.
Phoebe: I burnt my pancakes.
Piper: but it was worth it.
(Babies cry from upstairs.)
Piper: oh the little ones beckon.
Phoebe: I'll help.
Paige: I wish you two the best of luck and now I am going to go propose to Richard.
Chris: your what?
Paige: yeah well he isn't doing it anytime soon and my clock is ticking.
(Paige orbed out and Paris and Prue entered.)
Paris and Prue: CONGRADULATIONS!
Chris: ahh so they did over hear.
Paris: we couldn't help it.
Prue: aww our little Chris is growing up. So are we still going home?
Chris: yeah, it's time for us to see how much damage we did.
Paris: you mean undamaged.
Chris: yeah I'm just worried.
Perri: have a little faith hun.