South park vs pikachu
Im writing this fic cause I have nothing to do now
Hope all you guy will get a kick out of this
it was a regular day for, kyle, stan. kenny, and cartman.. They were at the park playing the pokemon card game.
Cartman/look I got me a butterfree card
stan/cartman thats the gay card out there
cartman/no its not
kyle/yes it is
cartman/shut up you fucking jew, besides jews can't play pokemon
kyle/jews so can play pokemon you fat fucker
kenny/oh my god
stan/what is it kenny
up in the sky a yellow rat is falling very fast and hits the ground with bang
stan/what the fuck is that
the yellow rat comes up and said,were the fuck am I
cartman/holla shit its pikachu
pikachu/ya what you want fat ass
cartman/don't call me a fat ass, you fucken rat
pikachu/good bye fat muthafucker,pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
pikachu shot out powerful burst of lighting striking cartman, cartman blew up and out came 100 ponds of food
stan/oh my god you killed cartman
kyle/I love you pikachu
pikachu/hey im not gay so back off
kenny/whoo im not dead, yes, yes im not dead, what the yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
out of no were a big rig runs kenny over
stan/oh my god they killed kenny
kyle/you basterds
back with pikachu
stan/so pikachu how you get here
pikachu/how the fuck should I know
kyle/hey don't get mad at us you dumb rat
pikachu/who the hell are you calling a dumb rat you fucking jew
kyle/don't call me a fucking jew
pikachu/what are you going to do about
klye/im going, im going to
pikachu/ you not gonna do shit bitch, both of you are going to give me you fucking money
stan/hell no man
pikachu/pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
pikachu shot out a thunder bolt, shocking both stan and kyle.
stan/take it take it all just don't hurt us
pikachu/ya thats right bitch bow down to chu
back in the pokemon world ash is wondering what happed to pikachu
ash/hey you guys no were pikachu is
sudnely pikachu comes out of no were
ash/pikachu your back
pikachu/shut bitch
ash/yes sir
pikachu/hey hoe you got my money
may/yes pikachu sir
pikachu/you call me pimp daddy got it bitch
may/yes pikachu sir, I mean pimp daddy
pikachu/good now go make me some money hoe
may/yes pimp daddy
pikachu/life is good.
The end
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