Piper: ok start talking.
(Everyone started talking at the same time.)
Piper: not all at once, who's the oldest?
(Four hands rose at once.)
Piper: let me guess Jamie and Jacki, Macon and Melinda.
Jamie: Yes.
Piper: well Jamie I know you're the oldest technically so why don't you start first.
Melinda: hey that's not fair! Macon's the oldest of our family, he should tell about our family.
Piper: ok whoever is the oldest from each family, meaning either my grandchildren, Paige's or Phoebe's.
Jamie: deal, everyone ready to listen, cause we have the biggest family.
Piper: ok let's hear it.
Jamie: ok well my dad, Wyatt, as you know had Jacki and me with our mom Jessica. Then two years later came Wyatt Jr. Two years after that Leo Jr. Two years after that Pepper came into our lives.
Piper: so how old are you guys?
Jamie: Jacki and I are 19, Wyatt is 17, Leo is 15 and Pepper is 13.
Piper: Pepper? Is that a spin on my name?
Pepper: yeah, I like it.
Piper: I like it too.
Jamie: may I continue?
Piper: go on.
Jamie: Well the Uncle Chris and Aunt Perri have Parker, then Pearl and Penelope. Parker 18, Pearl 16 and Penelope 13, they're the Charmed ones of our time. Our very own Leo Jr. is their white lighter.
Piper: aww I have a lot of Grandkids.
Jamie: and it's not over yet, Aunt Penny and Uncle John had had Dean age 12 and Derrick age 10. Uncle Cameron and Aunt Sara had Steve age 14, Catie age 12, Shane and Shawn age 9 twins, Chloe age 7 and Crystal age 4.
Piper: your kidding right more than half of these kids are my grandkids?
Jamie: did I stutter? Macon's turn.
Macon: well Melinda and I are obviously Prue's kids. We're 19, Cassandra's 14 and Warren is 10 and Fiona is 5. Uncle Craig and Loni ha Charlie age 13, Callie age 9 and Cherrie age 6. Aunt Patty's only child is Pisces; he's 12 and Charlie, Callie and Cherrie's white lighter. The three of them are also our times' Charmed ones.
Piper: run the second Charmed ones thing by me again?
Jamie: we'll explain in a sec, you have one more family to hear about, but what's the point it's not like there is actually a grown up in their family.
Macon: hey let Philomena talk.
Philomena: ok um my dad is Carter and my mom is Amanda and I'm 10 and Pandora is 6 and Phoenix is 3. And we're Charmed too and Steve is our white lighter.
Piper: three Charmed ones?
Jamie: yeah in our time trust me we need it.
Melinda: Jamie could you maybe not hog all of the talking time to yourself.
Jamie: well you guys can't explain anything right with quiet boy over there so someone has to talk.
Piper: ok well I think I heard enough here. Macon, why is there three Charmed ones?
Macon: because we figured out the one flaw to the Charmed ones, Great Aunt Prue died, Aunt Parker died and ones day one of the Charmed one of our time would die too. It's a flaw no one knew about so the Elders kind of arranged it so that our parents would have three charmed ones.
Piper: how would that help?
Melinda: The Charmed ones' flaw is one of them always dies, only to be replaced by another but we have the Charmed Nine, and so far the only flaw is how many of them there are.
Piper: so run this by me again, who are the Charmed Nine?
Jacki: Parker, Pearl and Penelope with Leo Jr. as their white lighter. Charlie, Callie and Cherrie with Pisces as their white lighter. Philomena, Pandora and Phoenix with Steve as their white lighter.
Piper: wow well that answers all of my questions, except your powers.
Macon: well we don't want to give too much away.
Piper: yeah and I guess I want something's to be a surprise.
Melinda: guys we better go.
Jamie: but we haven't convinced her to change her mind yet.
Jacki: Jamie, let it go we new Grams was a hard one to convince and we couldn't change her mind so let's go back home, now that she's warned she and everyone else can change what happened.
Jamie: but Sam is gone! That may not mean something to you but it means something to me!
Jacki: I was his friend to but maybe since we told Grams now she'll be able to change it, come on James, let's go back home.
Jamie: fine.
(Jamie waved her arm and the portal opened back up.)
Melinda: come on little ones first.
Macon: tell my mom I love her?
Piper: I'll tell her Macon, and don't be afraid to speak up now and then.
Macon: ok.
Jacki: bye Grams, please change things so Jamie can have her boy friend back.
Piper: boy friend?
(As quick as they came that's how fast they were gone.)
Chris: hey mom we need your help. Hey we'd everyone go?
Piper: they had to go back home.
Chris: but…
Piper: don't worry you'll know soon enough.
Chris: did they tell you?
Piper: yeah now let's get to work we have a baby to deliver and a source to vanquish.
Chris: but…
Piper: come on honey.