Chapter 30
Perri: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Piper: come on honey your doing fine, it's just another contraction.
Perri: yeah your telling me Piper I don't want to have a baby!
Piper: you kind of have to honey the fate of magic depends on it.
Perri: no pressure or anything. Ahhhhhhhhh! Chris I hate you why did you do this to me?
Phoebe: uh she doesn't mean it Chris just keep her comfortable.
Perri: comfortable, you call this comfortable!
Paige: ok I set up everything, blankets, pillows, hot water, and pain killers for the mommy.
Perri: yes pills give me lots and lots of pills!
Piper: hold it right there missy my granddaughter is not being born on drugs.
Perri: yes she is! Give me pills!
Paige: ok hang on, here you go.
Perri: oh you're an angel. Ahhhhhhhh! Piper get this kid out of me now!
Piper: ok um you have about another half and hour and she'll be here.
Chris: why do you keep saying she'll be here?
Piper: um hunch.
Phoebe: well the last time you had a hunch like that Wyatt was born.
Chris: was one of those girls my kid?
Paige: what girls?
Prue: we had some visitors after you left, they were from the future.
Phoebe: really who were they?
Piper: they were our grandkids.
Paige: are you serious?
Piper: yeah they told me their names and their ages…
Phoebe: what about their powers did they tell you their powers?
Piper: there were like 30 of them like I could remember it all.
Paige: really we have a big family?
Piper: yeah you um only have three grandkids but lots of great nephews and nieces.
Paige: cool.
Perri: I hate to interrupt this little Kodak moment here but I don't think that she's going to wait forever!
Piper: ok breathe, looks like she's not going to wait, I see her head.
Chris: your doing great honey, just breathe.
Phoebe: one more push!
Perri: Ahhhhhhhhh!
The baby girl: waaaaaaaaaa!
Chris: oh it's a girl, honey she's beautiful.
Perri: let me see, let me see.
Piper: she's gorgeous; here meet your new mommy.
Perri: Hi sweetie, hi.
Chris: she's perfect.
Perri: Look what we did.
Chris: what are we going to name her?
Perri: well you can pick her middle name but I choose the first name, ok?
Chris: yeah whatever you want honey.
(Perri looked up at Piper then down at her newborn.)
Perri: I know what your name is; honey what's her middle name?
Chris: Lee.
Perri: Lee?
Chris: Yeah short for Leo, but her middle name is Lee.
Perri: Your name is Parker Lee Halliwell.
Chris: really?
Perri: of course, what else would it be?
Piper: welcome to the family Parker Lee Halliwell.
Everyone: Welcome to the Family Parker Lee Halliwell.
Prue: now what? I mean what about that warning from the future?
Piper: whatever it is we can handle it.
Phoebe: together.
Everyone: together.
(Three years later.)
Prue: would you keep your voice down Mark, the twins are sleeping.
Mark: well if you would just answer my question Prue, when are we going to get married?
Prue: I don't know, all I know is we were young and stupid and now I have to pay for it by having two kids who are unruly and I finally got them down for a nap so would you please be quiet.
Mark: ok fine just please why won't you marry me?
Prue: we're still young.
Mark: 20 isn't young Chris and Perri got married younger.
Prue: don't bring them into this they are different from us.
Mark: I love you Prue and I want to be your husband, I want to work for the family and earn the money and take care of you.
Prue: it's just not that simple.
Mark: yes it is, you have to have faith and take risks.
Prue: I can't take risks anymore I have the twins to take care of.
Mark: listen to me Prue I can help take care of them I want to, let me help you.
Prue: no I can do it on my own!
(Melinda cries.)
Prue: I got to go, I have babies to take care of, not thanks to you.
(Mark teleported out.)
Wyatt: Jessica, come here.
Jessica: what?
Wyatt: look.
(Jamie and Jacki were sleeping on the rug next to Wyatt Jr. in his baby rocker.)
Jessica: we did good didn't we?
Wyatt: I'd say so and it's not over yet.
Jessica: well we have about 4 more months until our next little one is here.
Wyatt: I can't wait.
Jessica: I can this will be the 4th time I'm giving birth, hey how about you get pregnant next time, huh?
Wyatt: I'd love to but I can't.
Jessica: men.
Chris: hey Parker come to Daddy.
Perri: hey how about you help me with little Pearl Rose here and you let Parker eat her lunch.
Chris: well I would much rather help Parker eat her vegetables than diaper Pearl's smells touchy.
Perri: men. Pearl don't you ever get married to a guy like your dad he never helps with the diapers.
Chris: you love me.
Parker: yeah you love me.
Perri: you yes, your father sometimes.
Chris: I'll get you for that later.
(Parker telekinetically flew her vegetables across the room and onto the wall.)
Chris: Parker what have I told you about using magic for personal gain?
Parker: but I don't like vegetables.
Chris: and using you powers to get rid of them is personal gain.
Parker: sorry daddy.
Chris: ok now go clean it up and I'll make you some more.
Parker: okay.