Paris: Hey honey.
Sam: hey there hot stuff, what's new?
Paris: funny you should ask.
Sam: uh oh what is it?
Paris: well we're going to have to expand the manor some more.
Sam: why?
Paris: because well we've been married for 6 months now and I think it's time we get a bigger room.
Sam: well I think our room is just the right size for us don't you think?
Paris: it won't be soon.
Sam: why not?
Paris: because I'm pregnant.
Sam: your what?
Paris: pregnant.
Sam: how long?
Paris: 2 months.
Sam: 2 months, and you didn't tell me?
Paris: well first I thought I just skipped my period, it happened once before and then when I skipped it again I got scared and got the test done and turned out I was pregnant. I didn't know how to tell you and I was so scared, I'm only 19.
Sam: it's ok, now I'm scared.
Paris: I also thought if I told you too soon you would want me to give him up.
Sam: him?
Paris: it's just a hunch but I can't be sure.
Sam: I would never want you to give him up, I love you and I wanted to have kids with you but I didn't think it would be this fast.
Paris: are you upset?
Sam: no couldn't be happier.
Cameron: Mom!
(Piper orbed in.)
Piper: yes?
Cameron: um Sara and me want to go out tonight can we?
Piper: ok just be careful ok; go ask Wyatt or Chris to drive you.
Cameron: I was kind of hoping I could drive her.
Piper: well you've only had you license for a few months…
Cameron: please mom.
Piper: ok but no parking mister and I expect you two back her by 11 on the dot.
Cameron: ok her curfew is 10 anyway, thanks mom you're the bomb.
Piper: that's right I am, that's good right?
Cameron: yeah mom that's good.
(Cameron orbed out as Leo orbed in.)
Piper: did you hear that honey I'm the bomb.
Leo: uh is that good.
Piper: Cameron says it is.
Leo: well ok then, um we have a problem.
Piper: another one?
Leo: yeah another white lighter has been killed and there is this slimy goo where she died.
Piper: well that's a new one, I'll have Prue look I up in the book and Paris can scry for evil.
Leo: um no.
Piper: no?
Leo: Prue and Mark are fighting again and she's taking care of the twins now. Paris is telling Sam her big news so I don't want to disturb them.
Piper: well what about Penny?
Leo: I haven't seen her since this morning; I think she's a Magic school helping Paige.
Piper: why she graduated already?
Leo: I think she's looking for a job.
Piper: well who is going to take care of this white lighter thing?
Leo: us?
Piper: Jessica can baby sit for Prue and Paris should be done telling Sam by now so let's get this show on the road. I had to juggle a life and magic too and they are going to learn how because I paid my dues and I am no longer a Charmed one, I am just a white lighter/witch.
Leo: good point, let's go them.
(Piper orbed in on Paris and Sam kissing.)
Piper: come on Paris time to kick some demon ass.
Paris: Aunt Piper, we were kind of in the middle of something.
Piper: yeah well I can't count on my fingers the amount of times demons have walked in on the middle of something with me but I had to fight them and now it's your turn, you can kiss Sam later.
Paris: fine, I'll be back later Sam.
Sam: bye.
(They orbed in on Prue playing with the twins.)
Piper: come on Prue time to fight evil.
Prue: but the kids…
Melinda: I want to fight evil too; can I come Great Aunt Piper?
Piper: no honey, Aunt Jess is going to watch you while mommy fights evil with Aunt Penny and Aunt Paris.
Melinda: ok byes.
(Melinda and Macon shimmered out.)
Paris: come Prue the drill sergeant wants us to find this evil thing that's attacking white lighters.
Prue: coming.
(The all orbed to the attic.)
Prue: where's Penny?
Leo: I was just going to go find her.
(Leo orbed out.)
Piper: ok Prue you start looking in the book for a thing that wants white lighters and leave goo behind.
Prue: so look for the white lighter killing goo man, I'll get right on it.
Piper: Paris you start scrying for evil.
Paris: do you know how much evil is in San Francisco? What if we stumble upon some other evil?
Piper: think about goo and hope it finds the goo man.
Leo: found her.
Penny: this better be important, I was this close to persuading Aunt Paige to let me substitute.
Piper: we have a goo demon to find that has been killing white lighters.
Penny: fair enough, got a name yet?
Prue: not yet, come help me look.
Paris: do you mind leaving us to do our job?
Leo: fine we're leaving, come on Piper.