A/N: Sorry about the delay in updating, but at the moment I am staying in my Granny's house and I can't use the pc much so it's hard to update! But here's another chapter anyway, then I'll have another by Wednesday!

June 4th

No. of N.E.W.Ts completed without hindrance or incident: All of them

No. of horror movies that would have been much better had it been a drama about how hard it is to be honest of homosexuality: 1

No. of Dances attended WITH my boyfriend: 1

Well. Successfully attended movie and dance. Was rather lovely as there was nothing to stop me having a good night. I rather worried when I told Harry and Ron I was going with Severus. They looked at me as though I was no longer Hermione, but actually had morphed into the homeless man that sleeps outside the Waterstones on Oxford Street. Then, they shrugged, looked at each other resignedly and:

"Well, that's your choice," said Harry.

"Yeah, as long as he treats you well," Ron agreed.

Well, this is quite embarrassing, but I started to cry. Really. I flung my arms around them and wailed like a newborn baby. Was so touched at their acceptance of my new boyfriend and it all came flooding out of me.

They patted me awkwardly on the back, so then I rushed up the stairs to my dorm and began to get ready.

The night was perfect. Ok, the movie was absolutely awful, but it was fun to whisper to Severus in the back row about said underlying homosexuality messages. He looked quite perplexed, and it was very very cute.

Anyway, oh yes, I saw that little lesbian girl from 3rd year waltzing with Professor Trelawny at the dance. Am pleased, as this means I will no longer be stalked by the lesbian brigade. Although, when Trelawny wasn't looking the 3rd year winked at me, and then when I was returning from the toilet's Trelawny brushed past me and I'm sure she whispered: "soon".

Oh dear.

11.05

Am deeply disturbed.

11.07

But still have lovely boyfriend and long summer to look forward to. The Hogwart's Express is picking us up at 12. Have packed and am fully prepared to go. Will double check trunk.

11.32

Oh fuck! Where is my Herbology book?

11.39

Was in Common Room.

11.42

Argh! Now my trunk is in state of disarray! Must pack entire contents neatly in next 18 minutes.

11.56

Fuck fuck fuck!

12.01

Ok, I made it, thank God, everything is alright, am on train, in carriage with Ron and Harry. First will go home with Mum and Dad, then, have made arrangements to go to Headquarters of the Order in one week.

14.27

God, this train takes forever. Will go for little nap.

19.26

Well, am back home, hurrah! Am no longer student but adult witch ready for action as can now use magic! Hurrah!

19.34

Am so bored. Have turned my table into a Horse and back seventeen times.

June 7th

No. of letters received from Severus: 1

No. of letters have written to Severus: 1

No. of letters from Harry and Ron: 1

No. of letters written to Harry and Ron: 1

Still not much happening. Have visited lots of family, which was quite nice. Was fun to impress them with magic. Will be in the Order in four days, which will be much better.

We do still have a Dark Lord to catch, you know. Was surprising that school year passed without incident for Harry, but I guess he has to defeat him soon. Is bloody inconvenient, I'll say that.

June 9th

Two days! In other news, seem to be attracting more and more lesbians, this time with incestuous roots. My cousin started hitting on me yesterday whilst I was visiting her family. Then, when saying goodbye she flung her arms around me and kissed me right on the lips, whilst squeezing my arse.

Gaaack! Am deeply deeply troubled by this new trend that is setting in. Must do something about it.

20.26

Question is, what exactly can I do?

20.31

Hmmm.