June 14th
No. of Dark Lord's defeated: 1 (excellent)
No. of celebratory parties attended in past two days since said Dark Lord's defeation (sp?): 3
No. of alcoholic beverages drunk so far at present party: 7 (Is okay, am now of age, he he he...)
Am at a bloody good party! Has been only four days since Harry disappeared and only two since Voldemort was defeated. To be honest I don't know exactly how he did it, he hasn't said a word to anybody, but he looks very... I don't know, like a weight has been lifted off his shoulders. I remember how at the end of last year he didn't want to go back to Hogwart's if it was even re-opened, and then out of the blue, he changed his mind. He said he had to, but wouldn't say why.
And then, then, at Bill and Fleur's wedding, his reunion with Ginny. And then, his going back to school, like everything was normal. But it wasn't normal. Every day, there was news of attacks and murders and accidents from all over the country. It was a tough year, and I look back now and I was so stupid, all the time, my stupid little head just thinking thinking thinking about boys and other idiotic things. Not that it doesn't matter, about Severus and I, but...
Oh, I don't know.
Anyway, what matters is he's gone and now I have the rest of this party, the rest of this week, the rest of my life to look forward to!
Ugh, that's cheesy. I'm not nearly drunk enough to talk like that!
23.14
Oh dear. They just toasted Dumbledore and Severus looks really upset. I better go and make him feel better. Oh wait... Harry just...
I don't believe it! Harry just went up to Severus, said something that made Severus brighten up considerably and then they shook hands like old friends! I am shocked and astounded! Look at them! Enemies for seven years, and now they are chatting away.
Madness.
June 19th
No. of holidays am going on in three days time: 1
No. of excitement units: 4,729!
That's right! In three days time, I'm setting off for France with Severus! I must admit, I didn't think him a "summer-holiday" type person, but people amaze you, I guess. In fact he's amazed me quite a lot recently. He's come a long way from the greasy git he was to me in first year, the murderous bastard he was believed to be in the summer after 6th, to the person I think of every night before I go to sleep. Mostly because he is in the bed with me, but still.
And now... Now, I'm going to see him with a tan! On a beach! In a bathing suit! Dear God, what on Earth is happening?
16.27
Hopefully, there'll be no lesbians on the beaches in France. It would be disturbing to be seen in a bthing suit by them, as I have proved to be somewhat of a lesbian magnet.
19.52
Heaven help us! Things are moving so fast! Harry has proposed to Ginny! They've only been together over a year, and Ginny has another year of school, and there they are, engaged.
I wonder if I should warn Harry of Ginny's apparent juvenille alcoholism...
19.57
Hmmm.
June 21st
No. of holidays am going on tomorrow: 1
No. of holidays am looking forward too: 0
Oh dear.
Have fallen into an unfortunate pit of self loathing. I ahte self, I hate my life. I am ugly and fat and stupid and have nothing to live for.
Sure, I have Severus and my friends, and my family and I'm smart and... Hmm. Have relatively good life.
So why do I feel so worthless?
Hmm.
21.03
Just confided fears to Severus. He sat me down, cuddled me and stroked my hair. He said I was amazing and he was greatful to have me. Then he kissed me and suggested we go out for dinner. I love him, so much.
I really really do.
Though it is surprising how sweet and romantic he is becoming. Not bad, extremely lovely, just surprising.
He is divine!
21.14
Har har, I am drunk on love, because only then could I refer to him as divine.
21.20
I love life.
June 24th
No. of units of love for France out of ten: 10
No. of times have seen Severus in swimsuit: 7
No. of times have removed said swimsuit: 4
No. of incidents: 1 (Ugh)
Why, Lord? Why me? Why why why do I always have to attract the worst people? Lesbians, and now this?
Ugh.
Was on beach sunbathing with Severus. Was afternoon, nearing dinnertime, and Severus was dozing on his recliner. I went to the little beach hut to get drinks for us both, and was approached by this "man". He came over and offered to carry one of the drinks for me.
"Oh, no, thank you," I said and continued on. There was something not quite right about him. Then I realised. It was a woman dressed as a man. I spilled a little of my drink on myself when I realised this, then I smiled and continued walking.
"Please, ma'am, let me help you, hah?" he/she said. He/she pressed against me and took a drink. "You are very beautiful," he/she brethed in my ear. Then he/she stuck his/her tongue down my throat.
So I bit it.
Hard.
He screamed, I ran, it was all very messy. And horrible. I am so dysfunctional! What is wrong with me? Why do I keep attracting lesbians and transvestites? It is so unfair that when I finally get a boyfriend, that women find me irresistable. It would be better if men found me irresistable. Then I could keep Severus just a tad jealous, though always sure of my love. But women? That is just laughable.
I need a drink.
00.42
Har har, thisis a blurry good holiday, hahahaha. Love Sheverush, love Fransh, love drinksh, hehehehe...
July 2nd
No. of holidays have returned from, tanned and happy: 1
No. of unexpected surprises awaiting us: 1
So, have returned from my holiday. Was very very good, I loved it, and though he is very non-commital about it, so did Severus.
It might have smoething to do with the weather. Might have been the food and booze. But I think it may have been the fact that we shagged many many times. Typical men and their thirst for pleasure.
Not that I'm complaining.
Anyway, we arrived home to find a surprise waiting for us. Not only were Harry and Ginny engaged, but now Fred was set to marry Angelina Johnson. So a happy ending for all.
Because that's what I suppose this is. The end of an era. Many changes are taking place. Engagements, Dark Lord's defeated, the end of school, for me anyway, and a very big change in Severus too.
So, it's time to end this diary, and maybe buy a new one, to start again. I have Severus. I have my friends and family. I have that job that McGonnigal offered me to take her place as Transfiguration Professor, so she can throw herself fully into Headmistress-dom.
Hurrah! This calls for a party. I'll just ask Ginny advice on the best alcohol to serve...
The End (Probably)
18.26
Oh bloody hell! These surprises never cease! Fleur's pregnant!
The End (Hopefully, and most likely)
19.01
For crying out loud, can't one finish a diary in peace? But this, this puts the icing on the cake. I am so happy!
SEVERUS JUST ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM!
I said yes of course. This could be amazing, or disasterous. I mean, he's bossy and snide and sarcastic and sometimes cruel. And I too am bossy, and a know it all and annoying and desperately persistent.
But you know what? I think we'll live happily ever after.
A/N: Ok, there. That's it! I'm done. This chapter wasn't very funny, I think, but I had to satisfy the bit of me inside that was screaming for a fluffy, happy ending. I couldn't help it! So, tomorrow I am going on holidays for a week, but when I get back, I think I'm going to write Snape's diary! For fun! Anyway, thanks to all those people who reviewed me so nicely, you are all too kind, I love you all! And this is where I say goodbye! (For now!)
purple-dinosaur xxx