Halo Sora: Hola! This is not my first Kingdom Hearts fanfic! I didn't post the other one. Well, by the title you should know what this story means.

Sora: Damn you!

Halo Sora: Anyway. This story is in Sora's POV. If you don't like tell me! Now the disclaimer! (Takes paper out) Sora do it!

Sora: (Grabs paper) Halo Sora does not own Kingdom Hearts.

Halo Sora: Thanks! And this is a Yaoi story! If you don't like then you should not have picked this story!

Sora: Duh! Why would anyone read this crap!

Halo Sora: You should be happy I choose you as my writer's name!

/Cross-dressing isn't fun/

I asked myself over and over why I joined this fucked up race. Yes, to prove I'm better. But how did I lose! And to a cause like that! I knew this wouldn't been a good. And who thought of this? My so-called friend, Kairi, and a perky girl called Selphie! I now know they are out to get me! You like to know what's wrong, right? I do, too. It all started as a simple race. Riku and I were going to have a race, like always, but Wakka and Tidus wanted to join. We had no problems with it. Then Kairi and Selphie wanted to make it interesting.

The thing was I didn't think I would end up last. The two bitches-from-hell, said last place loser has to dress up as a girl. Yes, you read it right. GIRL! I can't believe this! With so much confidence all four of us raced. The rules were anything goes. Unlucky for me it was a three-on-one! I lost and then the next thing I know is that I'm in Kairi's room being changed into a female!

I don't really know what's going on but Selphie put make-up on me while Kairi took out the clothes for today. But it's not only for a day. No they want it for a month! Not day or a week, a month! Damn it!

Kairi dumped the clothes next to me and Selphie looked at me with that big girly smile! Why does it feel like this is not what I think! Why is she smiling! Why!

"You know Kairi." Selphie said still smiling. "He really didn't need it!"

What! Did she just call me a girl!

"Where's the straighten iron?" Selphie asked.

"To you're right!" Kairi said smiling, too.

I stared at them. I swear they have just grown horns and devil wings! I am going to die! Why does this happen to me! I'm only fifteen. I have one year to dive! Through mom taught me.

Selphie looked at me still smiling! God save me! She began to straighten my hair, making it really hot. What is she doing! Burning it off! I knew she was evil! Evil witch from hell!

"What's your favorite color?" Kairi asked.

"Make it black!" Selphie said. "Let's make him Goth!"

"Punk?" Kairi asked.

"Yup!" Selphie said.

Great. I'm a Punk Goth now. I mean I love the color black. It's the top of my favorite color. Black, blue, and red! If I didn't believe not to hit girl I would of beat the crap out of them. Or they'll bet me up. I'm thinking of running to Gothic City. I have an E-mail buddy called Luke he leaves there. I can stay at his place!

"Vola!" Selphie said putting her hands up. "I'm done!"

I touch my hair witch is now straight and soft. It's kinda long, too. Little passed my ears.

"Now for the clothes!" Kairi said handing them to me.

"I didn't know you wear black?" I said to Kairi. Seriously I didn't.

"It's my modern-day vampire clothes!" Kairi said. "I had to go to Gothic City for them!"

"Ooh." I said uncomfortable.

"We'll go wait out side, and put the panties on, too!"

Then they left. Damn bitches-from-hell! You know I like that saying. I looked at the clothes and put them on. All of it. I looked in the mirror and I was a different person. I'm not a boy anymore! But a cute Goth girl! I mean…Did I say cute? Crap! It's controlling me!

I walked to the door and took my final breath. I opened it and Kairi and Selphie were looking at me. I looked at the floor and sighed.

"Oh my god!" Kairi screamed. "You're so cute! Talk like a girl!"

I looked at her with flames in my eyes. Damn her! Girl voice! I'm a boy! I can't talk like a girl!

"Hello." I said softly and girly. Crap! It was good, too!

"Oh GOD!" Selphie screamed in my face. "You're so cute!"

"Thanks…I guest?" I said in my normal voice.

"No." Kairi said. "Girl voice."

I rolled my eyes. Fuck Kairi! "Okay." I said in my girl voice.

"Now all you need is a name!" Selphie said.

"Just use Sora." Kairi said. "It's a girl name."

What! I know it's a girl name but what!

"Okay!" Selphie said smiling. "To the others!"

Kairi and Selphie grabbed my arms and pulled me out of the house to were the guys were. They were at the beach swimming. I looked at them hoping they didn't see me but Tidus did.

"Look at Sora!" Tidus yelled pointing at me.

Fuck.

"He looks so cute." Wakka said.

Riku, Tidus, and Wakka came out and looked me over like some new toy. I saw Riku smile. Why is he smiling?

"Yup!" Tidus said.

"Were did the Goth clothes come from?" Wakka asked.

"It was my costume." Kairi said.

"He looks hot that way." Riku said still smiling. Why? I still don't know?

I felt my self blushed. Hot? Wow.

"So," Selphie said. "Tomorrow will you take Sora to Gothic City, Riku?"

Riku nodded. "Sure thing."

What! "WHAT! This was only for a month!"

"I know." Kairi said. "But I really don't have clothes to fit you."

"How about Selphie!" I yelled. "She fattier!"

"What!" Selphie yelled. "Fuck off!"

I rolled my eyes.

"Any ways." Riku said. "I got to met my friends."

Great more loser to pick on me. But I look like a girl now! Wait… Riku might tell! Ah! I'll be screwed! They'll laugh! No!

"Well, see ya later!" Riku said and winked at me while walking away.

What was that for? I'm so confused! These girl clothes are screwing my brain now! Nooooooo!

/End Chap/

Halo Sora: Okay. I'llstop it there! So tell me what you think!

Sora: Why was Riku like that? (Confused)

Halo Sora: It's an Yaoi story right?

Sora: (Nods)

Halo Sora: Well, put it together!

Sora: (Thinks)

Halo Sora: Don't hurt you brain! Review while Sora thinks. (Mutters) This will take long.