Draco's two-faced feelings


His raven hair, his large, green eyes

They are the things that I despise.

The lightning scar upon his brow

I use my wand, it goes ka-pow.

The way he looks in his school robes

He needs to blow up his foul wardrobe.

He is courageous and heroically daring

Harry and Hermoine, the perfect pairing.

He always fights with Voldemort

His vocabulary large, his brain power short.

All the girls think he's so hot

My friends and I think he is snot.

He's a mud blood, half muggle, a mutt

Yeah, but I really dig his butt.

Oh, wait, did I say that?

I meant- uh… he's a rat.

Sure you do, you gay pervert All you want to do is flirt

His messy hair is so stupid

You love that manly hunk of biped.

Shut up, your just my thoughts

Yeah, well your brain power is two watts

Good Bye, go away

You're perverted and gay.

La-la-la-laa-la

He's in denial! HA!

The End!