Ode to Hairy
By Draco Malfoy
You're stupid, you're ugly, you're smelly, you're dumb
Your handsome face in the mid-day sun…
You wet the bed and suck your thumb
Teasing you is not so fun…
The way you smile at your girlfriend
It makes me jealous I'm not your friend…
You lack a brain and talk that way
I wish that you were mine today…
If you knew the passion of my hate
You'd see your look makes it disapparate
And, underneath it all I guess
Our love for you I now confess