When I was a young wart-hog

When he was a young – wart – hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog

OOPS, we're sorry, we didn't see you there.

After watching professor Snape kill dumbledore…

We ran away past the lakeshore

I was tired and aching and feeling so bad

The we had let Hermoine down, away from us… add?

If you're going to attempt a poem, then at least make sense

Like you're a poet? Your brain's worth two cents.

Well, nonetheless, we had forsaken Hermoine

You're choosing hard rhymes that're a pain in my knee

Her bushy hair and perfect teeth

How she looks like a Christmas wreath.

Looks like a-? You're real bad at rhyming

Well with an audience, our fight'll be the perfect timing.

You need to work on your syllables

You need help finding rhymable words…kryll tables?

Gosh…

Josh…

Oh, man…

I'm Stan

Ugh…

Bug…

Grr…

Fur…

Shut it…

Putt it... all the time

That doesn't rhyme

(If you didn't notice, basically the order of Draco's feelings switched, and Draco trick Draco into saying rhyme, which rhymes with time)

(Draco realizes this and gets angry)

I quit. Get me my agent and...(finds an unrhymable word)an orange.

You can't and you're dumb as a door hinge.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (Draco is foiled)

Yarg

Pollywolly diddle all the doodle all the day

Your mom eats oats and barley and hey.

(Dracofinds the perfect word)

Superkalifragilisticexpialidocious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

Antidisestablishmentarianism

UP in the hizzam, for shizzam, my nizzam.

You're impossible

Um… thanks

HA!

MA!

(Dracodecides to take a vacation, so will this fanfic)

Disclaimer: I do not own HP & co. Sorry, just forgot 2 tell u!

I just read # 6, hope I didn't spoil it for you.