The great wizard of Spira
Narrator: Now, back to our heroes!
Yuna: Hey look, up ahead, is that where the Wizard lives?
Lulu: Yes, that is the city of Beveile.
Yuna: that means we are almost there.
Auron: But first, we have to pass this scary field of moon lilies.
Lulu: So.
Auron: I'm scared of flowers!
Lulu: And yet again I don't care.
Yuna: Well come on, let's run through them so we can reach the city faster, right Tidus….Tidus? Where the heck is Tidus.
Tidus: Oooooo, pretty colors.
Lulu: Can we please just go through these stupid flowers so I don't have to be stuck with this idiot!
Narrator: All four of them step into the field of lilies.
Yuna: Ok, but first, can we take a nap? I'm tired!
Lulu: Why not.
Auron: Sure.
Narrator: And now Auron, Yuna and Lulu fall asleep.
Seymour: Hey, Tidus, why aren't you asleep?
Tidus: Well because to sleep, you have to tell your brain that you're tiered and well since I don't have a brain, I can't sleep, so yeah!
Seymour: Fine, I'm leaving, but I will come back and get Yuna when you die of Hunger or something like that.
Tidus: Ok then, later! Now what do I do?
Narrator: YOU IDIOT, IF YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP, THEN SAVE THE OTHERS!
Tidus: And how to I do that?
Narrator: Oh, I don't know, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET ALL THE OTHERS OUT OF THE FIELD OF LILIES!
Tidus: But the lilies are so pretty, I don't want to leave them!
Narrator: Do you want to get a brain and marry Yuna or not!
Tidus: Ok, ok, I'll get them out of the field!
Narrator: Good boy. So anyways, Tidus brings the sleeping Yuna, Lulu and Auron out of the field and right outside the gate of Beveile. Then our three sleeping heroes wake up from their nap.
Yuna: What happened?
Narrator: Oh, the wicked Bitch of the West and the wicked Jerk of the west put a spell on the moon lilies to make you guys fall asleep so they could kidnap you, but when the spell didn't work on Tidus, he saved you guys.
Yuna: Oh Tidus, you are my hero!
Lulu: Yeah, yeah, can we just go in now!
Everyone else: Oh, right.
Narrator: So, Yuna knocks on the door and then the gatekeeper appears.
Pacce: Halt.
Yuna: Oh, what a cute little kid.
Pacce: I am sorry lady Yuna, but I cannot let you in unless you have a pass from Mr. Wakka sir.
Yuna: I don't have a pass, but Wakka did send me here!
Pacce: Sorry, but no pass, no entrance.
Wakka: Oh, sorry about that Yuna, I forgot again, ya, here you go!
Yuna: HA, see I have a pass now!
Pacce: Very well then, you can come in!
Narrator: So, Yuna, Tidus, Lulu and Auron walk into the city of Beveile, looking for the home of the Great Wizard of Spira.
Tidus: Where the heck is the home of the Great Wizard of Spira?
Auron: Oh, I don't know Tidus, MAYBE IF WE READ THIS SIGN THAT READS "GREAT WIZARD OF SPIRA'S HOME THIS WAY"!
Lulu: Come on, let's go!
Auron: Right behind you!
Yuna: Wait for me!
Tidus: Where are we going again?
Narrator: And after Tidus saying this, Yuna slaps him!
Yuna: I don't want to slap Tidus!
Narrator: YOU WILL SLAP HIM OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!
Yuna: Sorry Tidus. slap
Narrator: Ok then, so our four heroes walk into the Great Wizard of Spira's home.
Yuna: Oh great wizard, please, we have came from such a long journey, looking for you to help us!
Rikku: WIZARD! I AM NOT A GUY, I AM A GIRL! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO WATCH THIS WHOLE STORY TILL NOW AND HEAR BEING CALLED A GUY! I AM THE WITCH OF SPIRA, THE WITCH!
Yuna: You're the wiz-I mean witch of Spira?
Rikku: Yep, I'm the witch of Spira, so what can I do for you.
Tidus: I thought it was The Wizard of Spira, um, narrator, a little help.
Narrator: Well, you see, we couldn't find another guy for this part, so we though Rikku was the next best thing!
Rikku: Yep, so Yunie, what can I do for you?
Yuna: Well, me and my friends where wondering if you can send me home, get Tidus a brain, Lulu a heart and Auron his courage back?
Rikku: Oh, well, you see, I would, but I can't!
Lulu, Yuna, Auron and Tidus: WHAT!
Rikku: Well, you see, Seymour and Yunalesca stole all my powers/items, so if you want me to help you, then you have to kill them both, and after you do that, I'll grant you any wishes you want!
Lulu: Well then, lets get going then!
Auron: Ok, but what if we don't make it?
Rikku: Don't worry, I'm coming too, so if Yunalesca and Seymour attack anyone it's going to be either Yunie or me!
Yuna: Oh yeah, I feel much better now!
Narrator: Just as our five heroes walk out of Beveile, Yunalesca comes and kidnaps Yuna.
Yunalesca: Got-ya!
Narrator: Yunalesca uses one of Rikku's smoke bombs that she stole and then Yunalesca and Yuna disappear.
Tidus: YUNA!
Rikku: Don't worry, we will get her back, we just have to go to their hide out.
Auron: Which would be where exactly?
Lulu: Up in the mountains!
Tidus: Let's go!