The ending
Narrator: So, our four heroes go to the Gagazet Mountains to get Yuna back.
Lulu: Look, up in the peck of the mountain, there is a castle, and I'm betting that Yuna is in the tallest tower?
Auron: What makes you so sure.
Rikku: Well, that is always where the bad guys prison their prisoners.
Lulu: Right, come on!
Narrator: Auron does not move.
Rikku: Well, aren't you coming?
Auron: I can't with out my courage, and I hate myself for acting like this, I hate being afraid of everything.
Rikku: Well, the only way I can get your courage back is if we kill Seymour and Yunalesca! So come on!
Auron: Fine, lets go.
Narrator: So Lulu, Tidus, Auron and Rikku climb the mountain and into the castle.
Rikku: Wow, that was easy, usually the bad guys have all these guards and goons to have us fight with to keep us from spoiling their plan.
Narrator: Well yes, usually they do, but since we are on a budget, well, yeah!
Lulu: Come on, we are almost to the tower!
Narrator: So our four heroes start running up all the stairs.
Rikku: Man, I shouldn't have worn high heels, my feet are killing me!
Lulu: Ever tried to run in a dress! Believe me, its not easy!
Auron: Will you two stop complaining, we are almost there!
Tidus: Look, there is the door, I'm coming Yuna!
Narrator: Just then( pause for suspense) Seymour and Yunalesca magically appear in front of the door, blocking our hero's way!
Lulu: Move.
Yunalesca: Never!
Tidus: Well then, I'll make you, there is no way you can stop me!
Seymour: Oh yeah, we will see about that… What is 2+2?
Tidus: I, um, is it, um, 3, no, that's not right, 7, no not that, I know its, um, um…
Narrator: Tidus keeps mumbling while the others are ready to fight.
Lulu: Rikku.
Rikku: Yes.
Lulu: Go down the stairs and get a pail of water and the keys to open the door.
Rikku: You mean I have to walk all the way back down the stairs!
Lulu: just go!
Rikku: Ok then! Good luck!
Auron: Why does she get to go?
Lulu: Because, she is useless with out her magic, unlike you, you can us your sword!
Auron: But what if I can't?
Lulu: Then Yunalesca and Seymour will kill us and then Rikku!
Auron: NO!
Narrator: Auron, some how wanting to protect Rikku, killed Seymour in one hit.
Yunalesca: NOOOOO, YOU KILLED ME BROTHER!
Lulu: YOR BROTHER!
Yunalesca: long story!
Lulu: Oh, right, well then, this is for taking my heart! DIE!
Narrator: Lulu knocks Yunalesca out!
Auron: Man, that was easier than I thought!
Rikku: I'm back gasps for breathe with gasps for breathe the keys gasps for breathe and the water!
Lulu: great, now pour the water on Yunalesca, she will melt and then you can get your powers back!
Rikku: Right!
Narrator: So Rikku pours the pail of water on Yunalesca and then she melts away!
Lulu: Now we free Yuna!
Tidus: YUNA!
Narrator: So, Tidus unlocks Yuna from the dark chamber.
Tidus: Are you ok?
Yuna(crying): NOOOOOOO, I BROKE A NAIL!
Tidus: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lulu: man, this is pathetic!
Rikku: Come on, let's get back to my house, so I can grant you your wishes!
Auron, Lulu, Yuna and Tidus: Right.
Narrator: So, our five heroes go back to Rikku's home, but first they…….SING!
Everyone: Follow the yellow dirt road, follow the yellow dirt road, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow dirt road.
Narrator: At Rikku's house.
Rikku: So, Tidus, you want a brain, very well then I will give you a brain!
Narrator: Nothing happens.
Yuna: Why didn't anything happen?
Rikku: Tidus, come here a second.
Tidus: Sure.
Narrator: Rikku looks into Tidus's head.
Rikku: Oh, there's the problem, Tidus, you have a brain, one that's the size of a peanut, but a brain. Ok, so who's next?
Lulu: I guess me!
Rikku: Ok Lulu!
Narrator: A purple swirl surrounds Lulu.
Rikku: So?
Lulu: So what?
Rikku: Do you feel any different?
Lulu: No, HEY, WAIT A MUNIUTE, ARE YOU SURE IT WORKED?
Rikku: Well, there is only one way to find out, oh Wakka.
Narrator: Wakka walks in.
Wakka: Lu, will you marry me?
Lulu: Oh yes, of course I will….HEY IT WORKED, I CAN LOVE!
Rikku: Yep, I'm good, ok Auron, your next.
Narrator: Another purple light surrounds Auron.
Rikku: Well.
Auron: It worked.
Rikku: How can you tell?
Auron: Because I'm brave enough to ask you to marry me!
Rikku: Oh Auron!
Yuna: eh-hem, what about me?
Rikku: Oh, yeah, ok to get home, tap your staff on the ground three times and repeat, there is no place like home, there is no place like home.
Yuna: Ok, come on Tidus.
Tidus: Coming my love!
Narrator: So, Yuna and Tidus went to Yuna's home, Auron and Rikku got married and so did Wakka and Lulu and everyone lived happily ever after.
Lulu: This is the cheesiest ending I have ever heard!
Auron: I have to agree!
Narrator: Hey, at least you got what you wanted!
Lulu: Yeah, but there could have been a little more don't you think!
Narrator: And again, we are on a budget!
Lulu and Auron: sighs Never mind!
The end!
Kimahri: Wait, I am here for the part of Toto.
Narrator: Um, well sorry, but the story is over.
Kimahri: NOOOOOOOO!